How come women only have two tits?

[1976_Child]

Seriously, my whippet has a loads. Why do women only have two breasts? This is the question of the age, I'm sure.

 

Any women out there? How come you only got two jugs?

[gaz]

Evolution. Dogs have large litters, women tend to have one or two at a time.

[Colinjb]

  gaz said:

Evolution. Dogs have large litters, women tend to have one or two at a time.

 

This, tends to be one for each nipper.

[1976_Child]

  Colinjb said:

This, tends to be one for each nipper.

 

so why don't women just have one 'cyclops' breast? Most human litters are only one strong.

[RonManager]

So you can say 'that's a nice pair' rather than 'thats a nice sextuplet'

[Badger]

  1976_Child said:

so why don't women just have one 'cyclops' breast? Most human litters are only one strong.

 

Bulk milk tankers are a fairly recent thing.

[miserableoldgit]

It`s because men only have two hands.

[Hatch]

and bras wouldn't fit.

[LVSaint]

and no tit w@nks ...the list is endless.

[Lighthouse]

A woman with 6 tits would just look like a big fat b*tch. It's completely unethical.

[Gigersaint]

On a fruity front, although Melons would stay in... any comments involving a nice 'pear' would be out

 

Also there's nothing sexy about bunched up bananas which have no resemblance or resonance to womens tits whatsoever... so "only" two is fine

[latter day saint]

isn't it something to do with trying to resemble a bottom as well?

all to do with us evolving from being on all fours, thus the back door area being the main visual sexual stimulant, to walking upright & the cleavage being used as a sexual stimulant nearer to eye level & the face?

doesn't explain women with saggy jugs though ?

[bridge too far]

  latter day saint said:

isn't it something to do with trying to resemble a bottom as well?

all to do with us evolving from being on all fours, thus the back door area being the main visual sexual stimulant, to walking upright & the cleavage being used as a sexual stimulant nearer to eye level & the face?

doesn't explain women with saggy jugs though ?

 

Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told.

[latter day saint]

  bridge too far said:

Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told.

ah, the maggot effect. from having to look at/fondle a pair of deflated bags of skin no doubt

[suewhistle]

  1976_Child said:

so why don't women just have one 'cyclops' breast? Most human litters are only one strong.

 

Symmetry.

 

And why do cows have 4 teats when they only ever have a max of two calves? Why mam, why? an' why is the sky blue... an' why 2 ********, 1 liver, 2 kidneys, 1...

[tpbury]

  bridge too far said:

Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told.

 

Sorry, but it's minuscule. Really.

 

As to the OP, I think it;s all about symmetry. Moving mammals need symmetry otherwise they' d fall over. Symmetry has to come in twos, so it's 2, 4 or six legs / arms / breasts. If we went with 4 (arms / legs / breasts etc), then we wouldn't be able to emply the darwinian effect of upright species winning the war. 6 and over - same argument. Leaves 2 or 0. Given the choice, it has to be two.

[bridge too far]

  latter day saint said:

ah, the maggot effect. from having to look at/fondle a pair of deflated bags of skin no doubt

 

Deflated because the silicone's been removed, do you think?

[latter day saint]

  bridge too far said:

Deflated because the silicone's been removed, do you think?

maybe? but least i know maggot's make good bait now

[1976_Child]

  suewhistle said:

Symmetry.

 

And why do cows have 4 teats when they only ever have a max of two calves? Why mam, why? an' why is the sky blue... an' why 2 ********, 1 liver, 2 kidneys, 1...

 

Sue, did we hit a nerve?! How's your two mammalians? May they be pert for ever more!

 

[suewhistle]

  1976_Child said:

Sue, did we hit a nerve?! How's your two mammalians? May they be pert for ever more!

 

 

Nah, the posts reminded me of a humorous song by Keith Hancock. For my age I'll have you know they're superb; bit of footie, winching sails, holding back horses, skiing and decent sports bras have all helped...;-)

[Jonnyboy]

  tpbury said:

Sorry, but it's minuscule. Really.

 

As to the OP, I think it;s all about symmetry. Moving mammals need symmetry otherwise they' d fall over. Symmetry has to come in twos, so it's 2, 4 or six legs / arms / breasts. If we went with 4 (arms / legs / breasts etc), then we wouldn't be able to emply the darwinian effect of upright species winning the war. 6 and over - same argument. Leaves 2 or 0. Given the choice, it has to be two.

 

But Ive only got one John Thomas.

[LVSaint]

  suewhistle said:

Nah, the posts reminded me of a humorous song by Keith Hancock. For my age I'll have you know they're superb; bit of footie, winching sails, holding back horses, skiing and decent sports bras have all helped...;-)

 

Rule 1 please

[hamster]

Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

  hamster said:

Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them.

 

Me too. I'll have to look really closely.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

  LVSaint said:

Rule 1 please

 

I think you'll find that Ms Whistle is travelling on the alternative omnibus, and will not be rule 1'ing any-time soon.

[hamster]

  Dark Sotonic Mills said:

Me too. I'll have to look really closely.

 

You stay away from mrs h.

[EastleighSoulBoy]

  hamster said:

Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them.

 

Most married women have 3 tits. Two on their body and the other one has saggy gonads and a wrinkly appendage.