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On a fruity front, although Melons would stay in... any comments involving a nice 'pear' would be out :(

 

Also there's nothing sexy about bunched up bananas which have no resemblance or resonance to womens tits whatsoever... so "only" two is fine :)

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isn't it something to do with trying to resemble a bottom as well?

all to do with us evolving from being on all fours, thus the back door area being the main visual sexual stimulant, to walking upright & the cleavage being used as a sexual stimulant nearer to eye level & the face?

doesn't explain women with saggy jugs though ?

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isn't it something to do with trying to resemble a bottom as well?

all to do with us evolving from being on all fours, thus the back door area being the main visual sexual stimulant, to walking upright & the cleavage being used as a sexual stimulant nearer to eye level & the face?

doesn't explain women with saggy jugs though ?

 

Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told.

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so why don't women just have one 'cyclops' breast? Most human litters are only one strong.

 

Symmetry.

 

And why do cows have 4 teats when they only ever have a max of two calves? Why mam, why? an' why is the sky blue... an' why 2 ********, 1 liver, 2 kidneys, 1...

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Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told.

 

Sorry, but it's minuscule. Really.

 

As to the OP, I think it;s all about symmetry. Moving mammals need symmetry otherwise they' d fall over. Symmetry has to come in twos, so it's 2, 4 or six legs / arms / breasts. If we went with 4 (arms / legs / breasts etc), then we wouldn't be able to emply the darwinian effect of upright species winning the war. 6 and over - same argument. Leaves 2 or 0. Given the choice, it has to be two.

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Symmetry.

 

And why do cows have 4 teats when they only ever have a max of two calves? Why mam, why? an' why is the sky blue... an' why 2 ********, 1 liver, 2 kidneys, 1...

 

Sue, did we hit a nerve?! How's your two mammalians? May they be pert for ever more!

 

;)

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Sue, did we hit a nerve?! How's your two mammalians? May they be pert for ever more!

 

;)

 

Nah, the posts reminded me of a humorous song by Keith Hancock. For my age I'll have you know they're superb; bit of footie, winching sails, holding back horses, skiing and decent sports bras have all helped...;-)

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Sorry, but it's minuscule. Really.

 

As to the OP, I think it;s all about symmetry. Moving mammals need symmetry otherwise they' d fall over. Symmetry has to come in twos, so it's 2, 4 or six legs / arms / breasts. If we went with 4 (arms / legs / breasts etc), then we wouldn't be able to emply the darwinian effect of upright species winning the war. 6 and over - same argument. Leaves 2 or 0. Given the choice, it has to be two.

 

But Ive only got one John Thomas.

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Nah, the posts reminded me of a humorous song by Keith Hancock. For my age I'll have you know they're superb; bit of footie, winching sails, holding back horses, skiing and decent sports bras have all helped...;-)

 

Rule 1 please

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Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them.

 

Me too. I'll have to look really closely.

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Rule 1 please

 

I think you'll find that Ms Whistle is travelling on the alternative omnibus, and will not be rule 1'ing any-time soon.

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