1976_Child Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Seriously, my whippet has a loads. Why do women only have two breasts? This is the question of the age, I'm sure. Any women out there? How come you only got two jugs?
gaz Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Evolution. Dogs have large litters, women tend to have one or two at a time.
Colinjb Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Evolution. Dogs have large litters, women tend to have one or two at a time. This, tends to be one for each nipper.
1976_Child Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Posted 2 June, 2011 This, tends to be one for each nipper. so why don't women just have one 'cyclops' breast? Most human litters are only one strong.
RonManager Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 So you can say 'that's a nice pair' rather than 'thats a nice sextuplet'
Badger Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 so why don't women just have one 'cyclops' breast? Most human litters are only one strong. Bulk milk tankers are a fairly recent thing.
Lighthouse Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 A woman with 6 tits would just look like a big fat b*tch. It's completely unethical.
Gigersaint Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 On a fruity front, although Melons would stay in... any comments involving a nice 'pear' would be out Also there's nothing sexy about bunched up bananas which have no resemblance or resonance to womens tits whatsoever... so "only" two is fine
latter day saint Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 isn't it something to do with trying to resemble a bottom as well? all to do with us evolving from being on all fours, thus the back door area being the main visual sexual stimulant, to walking upright & the cleavage being used as a sexual stimulant nearer to eye level & the face? doesn't explain women with saggy jugs though ?
bridge too far Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 isn't it something to do with trying to resemble a bottom as well? all to do with us evolving from being on all fours, thus the back door area being the main visual sexual stimulant, to walking upright & the cleavage being used as a sexual stimulant nearer to eye level & the face? doesn't explain women with saggy jugs though ? Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told.
latter day saint Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told. ah, the maggot effect. from having to look at/fondle a pair of deflated bags of skin no doubt
suewhistle Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 so why don't women just have one 'cyclops' breast? Most human litters are only one strong. Symmetry. And why do cows have 4 teats when they only ever have a max of two calves? Why mam, why? an' why is the sky blue... an' why 2 ********, 1 liver, 2 kidneys, 1...
tpbury Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Usually found on partners of men with saggy gonads and miniscule penises I'm told. Sorry, but it's minuscule. Really. As to the OP, I think it;s all about symmetry. Moving mammals need symmetry otherwise they' d fall over. Symmetry has to come in twos, so it's 2, 4 or six legs / arms / breasts. If we went with 4 (arms / legs / breasts etc), then we wouldn't be able to emply the darwinian effect of upright species winning the war. 6 and over - same argument. Leaves 2 or 0. Given the choice, it has to be two.
bridge too far Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 ah, the maggot effect. from having to look at/fondle a pair of deflated bags of skin no doubt Deflated because the silicone's been removed, do you think?
latter day saint Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Deflated because the silicone's been removed, do you think? maybe? but least i know maggot's make good bait now
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Author Posted 3 June, 2011 Symmetry. And why do cows have 4 teats when they only ever have a max of two calves? Why mam, why? an' why is the sky blue... an' why 2 ********, 1 liver, 2 kidneys, 1... Sue, did we hit a nerve?! How's your two mammalians? May they be pert for ever more!
suewhistle Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Sue, did we hit a nerve?! How's your two mammalians? May they be pert for ever more! Nah, the posts reminded me of a humorous song by Keith Hancock. For my age I'll have you know they're superb; bit of footie, winching sails, holding back horses, skiing and decent sports bras have all helped...;-)
Jonnyboy Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Sorry, but it's minuscule. Really. As to the OP, I think it;s all about symmetry. Moving mammals need symmetry otherwise they' d fall over. Symmetry has to come in twos, so it's 2, 4 or six legs / arms / breasts. If we went with 4 (arms / legs / breasts etc), then we wouldn't be able to emply the darwinian effect of upright species winning the war. 6 and over - same argument. Leaves 2 or 0. Given the choice, it has to be two. But Ive only got one John Thomas.
LVSaint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Nah, the posts reminded me of a humorous song by Keith Hancock. For my age I'll have you know they're superb; bit of footie, winching sails, holding back horses, skiing and decent sports bras have all helped...;-) Rule 1 please
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them. Me too. I'll have to look really closely.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Rule 1 please I think you'll find that Ms Whistle is travelling on the alternative omnibus, and will not be rule 1'ing any-time soon.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Me too. I'll have to look really closely. You stay away from mrs h.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them. Most married women have 3 tits. Two on their body and the other one has saggy gonads and a wrinkly appendage.
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