scotty Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Social networking sites. Just had yet another email from somebody I apparently knew at school, for the last f*cking time I dont want to see them again!!! ffs, theyve been mithering me for 15 years about some poxy reunion, well I didnt like them then and I'm not going to like them now. Started out by making excuses, "sorry but Im on holiday that week" blablaa, moved through semi-insulting stuff, "didnt really enjoy my time there so I'll pass, but thanks for thinking of me," I'm actually going to have to tell them to f*ck off next time. Facebook and the like has a lot to answer for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Colchester town centre - traffic jams at 1pm FFS! Blood tests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 Lefties moaning about traffic jams when it's people like them that support mass immigration into the UK which has pushed our infrastructure to breaking point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 1 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 June, 2011 My bloody iPhone and O2 get my wrath this morning... - the iPhone changing every other ****ing word to something unintentional - a perfectly decent 3G signal 2 years ago on my train into central London (between Clapham Junction and London Bridge) is now so intermittent and unreliable. Have O2 turned down their signals due to supply not being able to meet demand FFS? Progress my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 Right wing little Englanders complaining about getting caught breaking the law when speeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 A Curate's egg today. 1. A spider ran headlong into my freshly laid and perfect white mastic bead. It was stuck. 2. Deftly I helped it free itself and then I smiled as it wandered off with 8 white boots on its slender legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 Left wing commies complaining about right wing little englanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 Bullies bullying dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 Right where should I start? Sales Reps The phone not stopping all day Nearly having no money left and only got paid yesterday. Denmark being on a bank hoilday tomorrow when I need lots of information from them. Good things though I got lots of work done for month end Tesco was pretty much empty I have sausage and chipd for dinner The wife is going out! Season ticket prices will be online tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 A Curate's egg today. 1. A spider ran headlong into my freshly laid and perfect white mastic bead. It was stuck. 2. Deftly I helped it free itself and then I smiled as it wandered off with 8 white boots on its slender legs. Is this from a Murakami book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 Is this from a Murakami book? The spider and I spent the afternoon lazing on the hot tin roof of the shed watching the trains arriving and leaving Southall station. I dozed off. When I awoke the spider had gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 1 June, 2011 Share Posted 1 June, 2011 That is beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 8 June, 2011 Share Posted 8 June, 2011 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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