trousers Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 - the three women in front of me at the train station ticket machine faffing around in handbags for payment card - people dragging suitcases on wheels cutting me up - the guard on my train interrupting me to check my ticket despite having to stick it in a machine at both ends - bloke sitting in the middle seat of three and suddenly thinking he owns the place by shuffling in and sticking his elbows in my ribs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Idiot cyclists (yes, I know 'cyclists' didn't need overtly qualifying with 'idiots') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 The number of moaning people who are back at work today while I enjoy the benefits of a German employer and have an extra day off. Stop raining on my parade you miserable buggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 No bloody signings yet!!! WTF is going on??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 That the weather has improved today and that while I was down in Cornwall it ****ed down the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Easily-irritable people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 - the three women in front of me at the train station ticket machine faffing around in handbags for payment card - people dragging suitcases on wheels cutting me up - the guard on my train interrupting me to check my ticket despite having to stick it in a machine at both ends - bloke sitting in the middle seat of three and suddenly thinking he owns the place by shuffling in and sticking his elbows in my ribs Take deep breath Go to the coffee machine Take a mouthful of coffee, cough & splutter while clasping your stomach and say oh no, dodgy kebab run to bathroom with paper lock the door and wait 15 minutes Exit and tell everyone you feel really ill think it may be a viral infection head home Lock door go to bed pull sheets over head until you feel in the right mood to go to work simples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 - Having to get up at 4am for work. - Getting told by my dad that my gran's been admitted to ITU at Wexham Park and is "on her last legs". - Every customer I've had to deal with since I received that news that has irked me in some way. - The peach in my packed lunch today, which is rotten. (and I was looking forward to it too!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 The fact that people are still making Michael Owen jokes on the main forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Wilson and Heath. Just been watching the documentary about them on i player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 (edited) - Having to get up at 4am for work. - Getting told by my dad that my gran's been admitted to ITU at Wexham Park and is "on her last legs". - Every customer I've had to deal with since I received that news that has irked me in some way. - The peach in my packed lunch today, which is rotten. (and I was looking forward to it too!) Peach probably comes from Spain anyway,so you're probably better off without it.Most of their fruits and vegetables are full of chemicals these days, not to mention strange bacteria on the odd occasion. Their water is dodgy in a lot of places and so is everything that it can contaminate. Only one thing has annoyed me today,cos it's one of my days off,a woman who was so slow in putting her groceries in bags in the supermarket that mine all piled up behind her. Not a wrinkly either, just disorganised to the extreme. Edited 31 May, 2011 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Not being able to dock my Boris Bike anywhere near my office. The milk in the fridge being off when i finally got in to the office, so couldn't have a cup of tea. People emailing me, to find stuff on the internet for them, when it would have taken them longer to write the email than do it themselves. Not signing Michael Owen yet. My soon to be ex-wife. Banks Fax Machines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Having to do a 2 hour exam on Social Theory this afternoon. Lugging 24 cans of cider up 3 flights of stairs by my lonesome. Hanging my washing outside my window to dry and then it getting wet again when it started raining. Going to make some toast for breakfast and finding that all my bread was mouldy. The fact that it's still 4 weeks until Glastonbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Having to do a 2 hour exam on Social Theory this afternoon. Lugging 24 cans of cider up 3 flights of stairs by my lonesome. Hanging my washing outside my window to dry and then it getting wet again when it started raining. Going to make some toast for breakfast and finding that all my bread was mouldy. The fact that it's still 4 weeks until Glastonbury. You'll find it easier with the Cider carried internally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 You'll find it easier with the Cider carried internally. I think the stairs might be a bit trickier with 24 cans of 7% cider in my belly... i'll give it a go though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 I think the stairs might be a bit trickier with 24 cans of 7% cider in my belly... i'll give it a go though! won't be tricky at all on the way down though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 old people women children my manager people i work with Sepp Blatter & friends the poxy weather ! builders working on the house 2 doors up, F*CK OFF YA C*NTS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 (edited) Having spent all weekend sorting out my poxy moped (air filter,new rollers, new tyres, brake pads, new V-belt) getting half way to work and having it break down on me. Having an employee sent to HR for constant short term sick time (the I don't fancy that job tommorrow syndrome) decide that instead of taking his due he'd swear at all and sundry and then do a runner in his car. This ****ing headache I've got............... Edited 31 May, 2011 by doddisalegend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Lugging 24 cans of cider up 3 flights of stairs by my lonesome. OMFG you must have superhuman strength to manage that Mikey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 It's too much effort to ever be annoyed. Relax everyone, you'll live longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 unpeelable oranges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromdayone Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 People saying 'somethink' instead of something! People saying 'pacific' instead of specific!.....****es me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 People saying 'somethink' instead of something! People saying 'pacific' instead of specific!.....****es me off. ....and the daddy of all annoying phrases, "Can I get......" Just got back from a pub lunch. Where did this monumentally irritating shlte come from? American tv shows? Why do they say it, its in every restaurant, bar or pub, some tw*t will be at the bar saying "Can I get a small glass of australian chardonnay and an open prawn and crayfish baguette and can I get a diet mineral water for my equally f*cking pretentious c*nt of a friend who has a peanut allergy so please wash your hands before pouring it if youve been handling peanuts......." (continues ad infinitum, whan all I want is a f*cking pint). Yes, you can get one, they sell them at waitrose, get me some rothmans while youre there. I dont know why I find this so irritating, but I could seriously stab these cretins in the eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Have to buy a wedding present for a mate. Meant had to go to the Gold Soukh here in Dubai. It is 35C and around 80% humidity I had to park 1/2 mile away I was soaked before I even got to the first shop. Every 10 yards another one leaps out the woodwork you want Copy Watch, Rolex, Breitling? NO I ******* DON"T GO AWAY I HAVE A ******* WATCH Anyway, got what I was looking for In the 30th or something shop. Every shop I went into I had a picture - do you have this? Oh yes, followed by 10 minutes of frantic running around while they showed me everything EXCEPT what was on the picture. I want 2 Gold chains in a certain style 9 carat white gold, I DON'T WANT 24 Carat horrible yellow gold, No I don't want a fecking Diamond pendant for 1500 quid No it is not very nice it is BLING do you have what I want? Oh yes this here in Silver Arrrrgghh It was a bit of bling that probably costs 100 quid in Samuels and was 20 quid here, 3 hours of my life dripped away fook it, wish I had chosen the B&Q gift vouchers from the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 I want 2 Gold chains in a certain style 9 carat white gold, I DON'T WANT 24 Carat horrible yellow gold, No I don't want a fecking Diamond pendant for 1500 quid No it is not very nice it is BLING do you have what I want? Oh yes this here in Silver Arrrrgghh. White gold is only silver plated gold. I can't see the attraction. If you want a silver chain buy a solid silver chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 OMFG you must have superhuman strength to manage that Mikey. I have the strength of a socialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 White gold is only silver plated gold. I can't see the attraction. If you want a silver chain buy a solid silver chain. That comment is the third thing that annoyed me today Thing is, GF sees list. GF picks item in list. Dumbo here gets volunteered to get thing on list. Shopping for Jewellery. I think that sits somewhere alongside to using a Glastonbury Portaloo mid afternoon in 28C of heat for a krap that really doesn't want to stop as things I really don't wish to have to do in my life ever. The Second was the phone call from a close mate down here who just called to tell me he has full Back Stage access contractors passes for Glastonbury, a Cottage in Pilton, and he FORGOT, I mean he FORGOT that I might have liked to be put on his Guest list for the same freebies. "Oh sh1t I forgot you & GF might be going, I could have.... oh sorry too late now had to be in yesterday " Arrrgghhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 3 hours of my life dripped away fook it, wish I had chosen the B&Q gift vouchers from the list You should have just bought him a watch,would have saved 3 hours of your life,especially if it's the same bloke who "forgot" to put you on the Glastonbury freebies list; a cheap knock off Rolex or Omega would have pleased Nemesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 people forwarding me emails that I have already been cc'd in. You can see my name on the list, DO NOT ****N resend it to me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 people forwarding me emails that I have already been cc'd in. You can see my name on the list, DO NOT ****N resend it to me again. FFS . within 20 seconds of me posting this. It happened again!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Lying in the sun and it's too hot. The water in the pool is a tad warm. The female bikini staff are traveling too fast on skates serving cocktails. My cocktail was too large for me. Getting back to my apartment and finding my controller had slipped down the chair. Looking out on the balcony towards to the Swedish girls opposite they are all topless and I'm hating how their music is too loud. Finally putting on my aftershave and accidently pouring too much out. I'm in a right grumpy mood :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Running out of milf twice in 24 hours. Can't wait to meet Steve tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Running out of milf twice in 24 hours. Can't wait to meet Steve tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 having to reply to this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 (edited) Running out of milf twice in 24 hours. Can't wait to meet Steve tomorrow. So you've run out of milf (whatever that may be) twice twice in 24 hours then ? Now if it were Cider you'd run out of twice because you live 24 floors up and could only carry 3 cans it would be pretty understandable.You'd be better off living on the 3rd floor and being able to carry 24 cans at a time. Edited 31 May, 2011 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 My manager who just picks all the time and doesnt know or care who much i really do. People in my team who moan at me because my manager has told me to tell them to do something. The fact its Tuesday. The fact that tomorrows Wednesday. Time at home and weekends seems to go twice as fast as worktime. Theres always rubbish on the tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Britain's Got Talent the mother in law bloody kids next door on their trampoline ! having a headache ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Running out of milf twice in 24 hours. Can't wait to meet Steve tomorrow. What? you ran out of Mummies I'd Like to F**K twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 I've had a great day. Although my wife and kids being in Italy whilst I do extra revision classes for some of my students sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 ... ... I've got nothing. The other shoppers in Asda were as obese and ill-looking as ever, but that was more depressing really. Even this thread doesn't irritate me like most of their kind do; in fact, I feel like quite the Herculean muscleman after learning that carrying a crate of cider up three flights of stairs is an epic feat of strength good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 ... ... I've got nothing. The other shoppers in Asda were as obese and ill-looking as ever, but that was more depressing really. Even this thread doesn't irritate me like most of their kind do; in fact, I feel like quite the Herculean muscleman after learning that carrying a crate of cider up three flights of stairs is an epic feat of strength good times. It wouldve been easier had you been drinking light ale.lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 You should have just bought him a watch,would have saved 3 hours of your life,especially if it's the same bloke who "forgot" to put you on the Glastonbury freebies list; a cheap knock off Rolex or Omega would have pleased Nemesis. Did that for a mate's 50th. Got him a fake Rolex. He a Brit but lives in Switzerland. He now hates me. He got stopped at Swiss customs and arrested & fined 150 Francs for importing Fake Goods under their new law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Getting sent off in six a side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 (edited) White gold is only silver plated gold. I can't see the attraction. If you want a silver chain buy a solid silver chain. No it isn't. It's an alloy of gold and (usually) nickel or palladium. It doesn't look or physically behave like silver. The plating that jewellers apply to white gold is rhodium. Edited 31 May, 2011 by stu0x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Having to deliver MILFS to some old geriatric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 Where are you JHC? I need my milfs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 No it isn't. It's an alloy of gold and (usually) nickel or palladium. It doesn't look or physically behave like silver. The plating that jewellers apply to white gold is rhodium. Correct. It annoys me that people don't know the different between white gold and "silver plated gold"... FFS, MY GOD !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 No it isn't. It's an alloy of gold and (usually) nickel or palladium. It doesn't look or physically behave like silver. The plating that jewellers apply to white gold is rhodium. That's gonna annoy Dune he was wrong for once http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colored_gold An interesting anecdote. Gold is a tune on my home karaoke... Good old Spandau Oh bollo! now I won't sleep as that song will keep repeating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon monkey Posted 31 May, 2011 Share Posted 31 May, 2011 People who want personal training and then don't show for appointments People who want to lose body fat but then moan when they find exercise hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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