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A thread to accompany the tea and coffee ones. You can dip this thread into those other two threads. I never understood why people despise Rich Tea so much? Why is that? They seem harmless enough.

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And can someone else be Deppo on this thread and reply "I thought he was one of Barcelona's best players tonight" please? You'll get 2 Deppo Points for the trouble.*

 

*Each point is worth a finger, which will be inserted into your bottom if I ever meet you.

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Rich Tea are perfect but leave a horrid gooey mess at the bottom of the cup.

 

So it has to be

 

Chocolate Chip Cookies

 

OR

 

Walkers Shortbread with a slice of Extra Mature Vintage Cheddar on top.

 

Oh & Digestives? use those instead of a finger. It's where they belong

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And can someone else be Deppo on this thread and reply "I thought he was one of Barcelona's best players tonight" please? You'll get 2 Deppo Points for the trouble.*

 

*Each point is worth a finger, which will be inserted into your bottom if I ever meet you.

 

Rich Tea played for Nettleton in the combined northern leagues in the late 80s. Fact.

 

Can we combine the finger points to make a fist?

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You can't seem to get brandy snaps anywhere these days. A few years back they would make a brief appearance around Christmas, but now... nothing. I smell a conspiracy. Probably something do with Cortese.

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Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
You can't seem to get brandy snaps anywhere these days. A few years back they would make a brief appearance around Christmas, but now... nothing. I smell a conspiracy. Probably something do with Cortese.

 

Ha, the supermarkets obviously hide them when you go shopping. It's a political conspiracy. Try using a disguise and sneaking up on the sweet biscuit aisle when the neo-Nazi staff aren't looking. Avoid disguising yourself as a dead American midget though. You may well be spotted.

Don't forget the double cream for the stuffing though!

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