1976_Child Posted 28 May, 2011 Posted 28 May, 2011 Having a tug in the shower is obviously cost-effective and quick to clean up. However, if one is working in an office and is desperate to unload one's balls should one use one's shirt tails to clean up or toilet paper? There are pros and cons of each technique but for me, using toilet paper always leaves bits stuck to one's willy. Then again, using one's shirt tails means the sweet salty scent of fresh cum sticks around. I suppose the ideal method would be to get the roughest bint in the office to suck you dry in the photocopier room, even better if she swallows too. Thoughts?
Spudders Posted 28 May, 2011 Posted 28 May, 2011 FFS why would you use your own materials when work can supply the paper and take the financial hit! In my poorer days I always used to delay my morning sh*t until I got to work so that I could do it in their time and use their paper. Just get your company to provide better quality thicker paper and then you won't get bits stuck behind. Failing that, just deal with the bits of paper left behind (they won't harm you). Then when you get home each day, pick off and collect in a jar. In what will seem almost no time at all, you'll have a big enough collection to use as confetti when you next have to go to a wedding.
SNSUN Posted 28 May, 2011 Posted 28 May, 2011 Wife's face. Or bosses face, whichever is closer to hand.
Deppo Posted 28 May, 2011 Posted 28 May, 2011 I've usually w*nked myself dry by the time I get to work at 9am, so anything thereafter produces no mess.
sambosa75 Posted 29 May, 2011 Posted 29 May, 2011 Mods please can we move this thread to the lounge. I feel this is a topic that deserves more serious input.
SuperMikey Posted 30 May, 2011 Posted 30 May, 2011 I just use a photograph of Jeremy Clarkson. The reason for this is that i'm making a life-sized model of him (approximately 17ft3in tall) by sticking the photographs to one another, and i've run out of Pritt-Stick.
Draino76 Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I don't like tugging off in my shower because of the additional water I'm using. At least when I do it in the bath I have the peace of mind I will have a fixed cost.
sambosa75 Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I don't like tugging off in my shower because of the additional water I'm using. At least when I do it in the bath I have the peace of mind I will have a fixed cost. Certainly a very economical way of thinking about things.
Draino76 Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Certainly a very economical way of thinking about things. Indeed yes; but I have even more concern about my alcohol,tobacco and gambling issues.
trousers Posted 21 September, 2012 Posted 21 September, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html
Gambol2K9 Posted 21 September, 2012 Posted 21 September, 2012 I tend to **** in the sink, zero mess and it leaves an extra hand free so that you don't neglect the balls.
SNSUN Posted 22 September, 2012 Posted 22 September, 2012 I tend to **** in the sink, zero mess and it leaves an extra hand free so that you don't neglect the balls. My sink is ball height, so I rub them against it while I'm rubbing one out. THAT leaves my other hand free to hold the mobile steady so I get good video footage.
svetigpung Posted 25 September, 2012 Posted 25 September, 2012 put it into someones milk packet in the fridge. creamy!
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