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OK, so Karren Brady is debatable but what of Carson Yeung's wife? Surely some of you must have seen her in their recent matches, looking concerned alongside her husband? Sadly, I can find no good pictures online, but if anyone else can... :)

 

Also worth noting is:

 

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Linda Henry, John's other half.

 

Any others? (and if anyone can find a picture of Mrs Yeung, that would be immense!)

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I would sex up Richard Chaplow. Tis the bald head that turns me on.

 

Wait, this is the Muppet Show right? No? Ok then...

 

I'm not sure if it counts but Milly Clode on SSN (a rather weak attempt at a bird "in" football), would be ruined.

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ex Man City chairman's wife and daughter :o

 

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nah. sorry, I can't get excited about asian chicks. or black chichks for that matter. Nothing against them, nothing racist just my knob doesn't react. I need a nice anglo saxon girl. Even spanish/lations don't make my trousers bulge.

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nah. sorry, I can't get excited about asian chicks. or black chichks for that matter. Nothing against them, nothing racist just my knob doesn't react. I need a nice anglo saxon girl. Even spanish/lations don't make my trousers bulge.

 

you have a racist willy??

 

your loss

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Yup. My pecker is a signed up member (pun intended) of the BNP. The rest of me is very un-racist but the little fella just is not interested in black/brown/tanned/yellow chicks.

 

Are you sure your Willy doesn't bat for the other side? Not you personally, just your willy. My Willy gets excited at pretty much all women. It's not choosy.

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I'm not sure if it counts but Milly Clode on SSN (a rather weak attempt at a bird "in" football), would be ruined.

 

If we're talking presenters then the one who does football first would get a serious seeing too. Can't remember her name though...

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Are you sure your Willy doesn't bat for the other side? Not you personally, just your willy. My Willy gets excited at pretty much all women. It's not choosy.

 

No. my willy is straight. It just doesn't get straight when in the company of non Anglo Saxon chicks. I've reported it to the Equalities Commission and the police have asked my willy to attend a multi-cultural awareness course. Not sure it will do much good though. If the little fella is racist then there is not a lot we can do about it.

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No. my willy is straight. It just doesn't get straight when in the company of non Anglo Saxon chicks. I've reported it to the Equalities Commission and the police have asked my willy to attend a multi-cultural awareness course. Not sure it will do much good though. If the little fella is racist then there is not a lot we can do about it.

 

Try watching "Blazin Asians 4?"

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Or - it ain't what you do, it's the fact that you can pay for it?

 

No BTF very wrong and a nasty accusation.

 

The fact that you know enough about the world to take them to nice places (the best restaurants with Dom Perignon) instead of the Dog & Ferret & OSH when you do it or you give them nice big rocks or nice surprises from Armani instead of just breaking the bank at Victoria's Secret. The higher up the Designer chain you can afford, the more the fitteh looks like Imogen. That says more about Women than it does about Ugly Old rich men tbf.

 

It's only Young Thick Ugly Rich Men (like some alleged footballer with big sticky out ears) that have to pay for it.

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No BTF very wrong and a nasty accusation.

 

The fact that you know enough about the world to take them to nice places (the best restaurants with Dom Perignon) instead of the Dog & Ferret & OSH when you do it or you give them nice big rocks or nice surprises from Armani instead of just breaking the bank at Victoria's Secret. The higher up the Designer chain you can afford, the more the fitteh looks like Imogen. That says more about Women than it does about Ugly Old rich men tbf.

 

It's only Young Thick Ugly Rich Men (like some alleged footballer with big sticky out ears) that have to pay for it.

 

So the ugly old rich men aren't 'paying for it' by giving rocks and nice surprises? But I do agree with you about your implication about the women. I suppose they have to cash in whilst they're young and pretty since the old and rich will discard them for a newer model once they're past their sell-by date.

 

Sad.

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Cant blame giggsy for this one, alls fair in love and war and as others have said above, who wouldnt? I mean, I never heard of imogen thomas before this story broke but ffs....

 

On a side note, can somebody please explain to me why the hell arnold schwarzenneger would bang his housekeeper, manage to keep it secret from his wife, family, friends, and the press and media while he's under massive public scrutiny as governor of california, do all that for fourteen (fourteen!!) years, then suddenly fess up?? I am genuinely baffled.

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Cant blame giggsy for this one, alls fair in love and war and as others have said above, who wouldnt? I mean, I never heard of imogen thomas before this story broke but ffs....

 

On a side note, can somebody please explain to me why the hell arnold schwarzenneger would bang his housekeeper, manage to keep it secret from his wife, family, friends, and the press and media while he's under massive public scrutiny as governor of california, do all that for fourteen (fourteen!!) years, then suddenly fess up?? I am genuinely baffled.

 

Like Johnny Depp once said, "having an affair seems like far too much hard work and where do these other blokes find the time?"

(or something like that)

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Well, I'd have to say that Alessia in my team looks a bit like the one on the left (except brunette), and D, our young winger, might do given a year or two. S is very fit too, but is a married recent mum. As a team we are open to sponsorship and we all know the offside rule!

 

And if any of you wouldn't do naughties with Stacey Cooke, you're bigger fantasists than I thought you were!

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Oh no, don't ruin this thread with brainless bimbos!

 

MOAR KARREN BRADY!

 

I bet she has a wardrobe full of samples & freebies from David Gold's Daughters business!

 

As for Delia, breakfast in bed the morning after should be memorable (as long as it ain't that soggy scrambled egg!).

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I bet she has a wardrobe full of samples & freebies from David Gold's Daughters business!

 

As for Delia, breakfast in bed the morning after should be memorable (as long as it ain't that soggy scrambled egg!).

 

I bet delia is a right goer in the bedroom - just imagine (tbh I'd rather not !!) after the 5th **** of the night - she'd still be up for more and drunkenly shouting Come on - let's be avin yer!!

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