bridge too far Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13486698
1976_Child Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 **** me. you couldn't make it up. You'd have thought if a ficking zoo had lost a tiger they would have told the friggin fuzz. So given that no one reported a missing tiger from one of the hundreds of local tiger zoos, chances are that it weren't a faking tiger given that tigers are, you know, not fecking native to Britain. facking t0ss pots fuzz wasting all that cash. d!ck heads.
latter day saint Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 so that's why there was 3 plod cars beside the road & some of them were armed ! was just coming back from M&S when we saw them.thought they were exchanging donuts
Turkish Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 What a bunch of mugs. It always makes me laugh the amount of "Big cats" we see in this country. People in Tanzania and Kenya (i've been to both) have never seen a Lion or a Leopard, yet in this country they are on every street corner according to some FFS!!
Minsk Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 A police spokeswoman said: "After a brief stalk through the Hedge End savannah, the officer realised the tiger was not moving and the air support using their cameras realised there was a lack of heat source. "The tiger then rolled over in the down draft and it was at that point it became obvious it was a stuffed life-size toy. Good to see they have a sense of humour about it!
gaz Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 Whats the cost of the operation? A Helicopter isn't cheap.
dune Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 There have been far too many sightings of "big cats" for the stories to be untrue.
Golden Balls Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 Yet if they hadn't taken it so seriously and something went wrong, you lot would be up in arms about how useless they are! Well done cops for looking to take the publics saftey first, then having a sense of humour when the trusth was realised.
Saint Stimp Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 Funny stuff, it is a pretty realistic tiger though. Police are now trying to reunite it with it's owner. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13491268
tony13579 Posted 23 May, 2011 Posted 23 May, 2011 Rumours that on hearing the news dubai_phil was racing to the golf course next to the Rose Bowl offering to caddy for the tiger are untrue...
Fowllyd Posted 23 May, 2011 Posted 23 May, 2011 As the old song goes: Tigers don't go out on rainy nights, They've no need to whet their appetites... I doubt that the tiger's owner (or should that be keeper?) will be hurrying to come forward somehow!
The Cat Posted 23 May, 2011 Posted 23 May, 2011 They had to stop play at the Rose Bowl because as at one point they thought there was a danger the tiger might enter the field of play and embarrass the Hants players by bowling one straight.
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