scotty Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 Well, its here Havent heard anything yet, but I have the front door locked and my phone off the hook. What are you sinners planning to do with your last hours?
dubai_phil Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 Mate flew in from Dehli arrived at 1am. We sat up and talked sh1t while guzzling until 4:40am I can confirm that I am totally dead today. Other than that the sun is still shining, no Zombies around which is really disappointing as I had hoped for some practice with my new garden spade I read that the are unconfiremd reports in the press that Tonga has falied to slide into the sea in a fiery mass. Same time next week then?
scotty Posted 21 May, 2011 Author Posted 21 May, 2011 may not cut the grass until tomorrow.... Good call, I'm with you on that one.
SuperMikey Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 I can see these 4 fiery blokes riding around on horses in the sky above my flat - is there an Air Show on or something?
Sheaf Saint Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 Bugger. Me and the GF are supposed to be going to look at a wedding venue this afternoon. Hardly seems worth it now, seeing as we're going to spend the rest of eternity in the burning fires of hell. Should I lie down and put a towel over my head?
scotty Posted 21 May, 2011 Author Posted 21 May, 2011 Bugger. Me and the GF are supposed to be going to look at a wedding venue this afternoon. Hardly seems worth it now, seeing as we're going to spend the rest of eternity in the burning fires of hell. Should I lie down and put a towel over my head? Dont tell me you slept with her before you're married?????
Pugwash Posted 21 May, 2011 Posted 21 May, 2011 No, no, no, you're all wrong. Today is the day when the Righteous are saved. There's a further five months before the End Of The World on October 21st. At least I'll get my holiday in and see Saints above the skates again.
badgerx16 Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 I love the way that free market capitalism can thrive even in the face of Armageddon : http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Sheaf Saint Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 Dont tell me you slept with her before you're married????? Well yes, but I doubt that would be top of the list of reasons why we would both be among the damned rather than the saved.
scotty Posted 22 May, 2011 Author Posted 22 May, 2011 Well yes, but I doubt that would be top of the list of reasons why we would both be among the damned rather than the saved. well come on then, spill the beans. We're all friends here, and I wont tell on you
scotty Posted 22 May, 2011 Author Posted 22 May, 2011 I love the way that free market capitalism can thrive even in the face of Armageddon : http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ That is absolutely brilliant. I wish i'd thought of it.
Sheaf Saint Posted 22 May, 2011 Posted 22 May, 2011 well come on then, spill the beans. We're all friends here, and I wont tell on you Well the fact that I don't believe Jesus ever even existed, let alone was the son of god and can save me from eternal damnation, is probably a good starting point.
scotty Posted 23 May, 2011 Author Posted 23 May, 2011 Well the fact that I don't believe Jesus ever even existed, let alone was the son of god and can save me from eternal damnation, is probably a good starting point. Yep, that'll do.
Dimond Geezer Posted 25 May, 2011 Posted 25 May, 2011 It now seems that May 21st was actually the day of judgement, retribution will follow on 21st October. So it is safe to say, that as the judgement has been made, we are now at liberty to do what ever we like up until October as the final decision has been made & by implication is not subject to change. This means that if you are scheduled for an eternity of Utopian bliss, you can "covet thy neighbours wife", and "commit adultery", (presumably with thy neighbours Mrs) & still be able to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. If, however, you are booked into an eternity of fire & brimstone dodging, you can murder, whilst taking the lords name in vain, with the same result. So fill yer boots chaps & chapessess.
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