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Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie's Lawyer

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Whats the most you have ever done to excess?

 

For me, I was dared to eat a whole 20 profiteroles as seen in the link below...

 

http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0017GV9NI/sr=1-1/qid=1224588068/ref=sr_1_1/278-9621520-0192821?ie=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=profiterole&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page=

 

Good quality M&S ones. The person bet me £20 I couldnt eat them in an hour. Needless to say, I didnt feel great after I had ate them, but the £20 put a smile back on my face!

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

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A 32 ounce rump steak with all the accompaniments. Just to look at one that size now would kill me, let alone try to eat it...

Johnny Shearer

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Big breakfasts.

 

4 toast.

2 eggs.

A tin of baked beans.

4 Sausages.

And a fried tomato.

 

All with a cup of tea as well.

 

Really dont know how I managed that but a few times I was unable to move after eating all that.

scott_saints

scott_saints

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I once ate about 70 little/medium sized ice cream tubs in a restaurant in Estartít Spain as a competition - I won

Considering I was part of this competition, I think 70 is a bit of an exaggeration. Was about 40, which was still s**t loads!!

 

I was a goner at 10!

Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie's Lawyer

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Big breakfasts.

 

4 toast.

2 eggs.

A tin of baked beans.

4 Sausages.

And a fried tomato.

 

All with a cup of tea as well.

 

Really dont know how I managed that but a few times I was unable to move after eating all that.

 

Seems like a normal brekky to me! :smt102

 

Although that is probably why I have a bit of a paunch

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Big breakfasts.

 

4 toast.

2 eggs.

A tin of baked beans.

4 Sausages.

And a fried tomato.

 

All with a cup of tea as well.

 

Really dont know how I managed that but a few times I was unable to move after eating all that.

 

Sounds like a normal breakfast to me. I'd also have 4 rashers, half a black pudding and a handful of mushrooms on top of that.

Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie's Lawyer

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Chicken Nugget Challenge - I ate 100 McDonalds Chicken Nuggets.

 

Good effort!

 

I have done the cheeseburger challenge before in Maccy D's in Magaluf.

 

Managed 8, felt very ill after that too. I could have choked another down if I had to, but the person I was playing against said they would stop. When I said 'Ill just have another one then to beat you' he said he would equal me, no matter what I ate, so I decided to not put us through both the pain if it were only gonna be a draw anyway!

 

Also done the centurion too.

 

100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. I was sick at about 57, however carried on after that (I had to do 3 shots in one as I took 3 minutes being ill!)

 

Was very good though!

Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie's Lawyer

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Sounds like a normal breakfast to me. I'd also have 4 rashers, half a black pudding and a handful of mushrooms on top of that.

 

+1

 

Realistically, I dont think I would choose to have 4 peices of toast normally though, but I could eat it!

 

Oh, not forgetting a few hash browns

Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie's Lawyer

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Does weed count or is it only food related?

 

Anything to excess. So yes it does count.

 

Are we all just fatty patties then?

 

I can eat a lot. By all accounts with the amount of exercise I havent done for the last 10 years, I should be the size of Rick Waller! :rolleyes:

 

Yes he is, you should see the size of his motor he has to drive due to it :shock:

 

Cheeky get, I drive a van as it saves on company car tax! (Although I dont if the tax man is reading this!)

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Did you eat it all?

 

Was it by any chance in the great U S of A?

 

No, it was in Penzance as it happens. And yes, I ate it all. And no, I wasn't sick. And no my new wife (we were on honeymoon) wasn't altogether impressed by my trencherman abilities.

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

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What did you have after breakfast?

 

Another one for lunch...;)

Pancake

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Whats the most you have ever done to excess?

 

For me, I was dared to eat a whole 20 profiteroles as seen in the link below...

 

http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0017GV9NI/sr=1-1/qid=1224588068/ref=sr_1_1/278-9621520-0192821?ie=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=profiterole&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page=

 

Good quality M&S ones. The person bet me £20 I couldnt eat them in an hour. Needless to say, I didnt feel great after I had ate them, but the £20 put a smile back on my face!

 

An hour? Flippin hell, thats about 10 mins for me.

Scudamore

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I still have my certificate from completing Harry's Challenge at Harry Ramsden's

 

As a consequence i still can barely eat a standard portion of fish and chips these days...

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They are quite sickly you know.

 

But very, very yummy. I could eat a whole pack if I ever had the chance.

Pancake

Pancake

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Believe me, it not easy. I had to have a mini 'break' in the middle as its very sickening!

 

They are quite sickly you know.

 

I know, I polished off half a box this weekend in a few minutes watching a film. Pah...

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...it was Penzance as it happens. And yes, I ate it all....

 

You ate Penzance??!!

 

Within my family circle, I am known as the one to beat in such feats.

 

I hold the record of 9 vol-au-vents in my mouth at once (mushroom vomit-style filling). Not the little ones either.

 

When I drove lorries for a living I ate on the go. I would regularly polish off a 10 pack of Mars Bars for my lunch. 10 pack choc-ices were a snack and those value, triple packs of biscuits (ginger nuts, custard creams and bourbons) were devoured between drops. I was a pig.

 

Eventually the dentist removed a few teeth and hurt me, to teach me a lesson.

 

I can still tuck it away when challenged too. I managed to push a workmate to about 12 slices of pizza a while back, I had to let him win (pretending I was full), as I could see from his little face that he wanted it so badly. He is my boss now, I like to think that I helped him on his way with that act of kindness.

Evil Monkey

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Big breakfasts.

 

4 toast.

2 eggs.

A tin of baked beans.

4 Sausages.

And a fried tomato.

 

All with a cup of tea as well.

 

Really dont know how I managed that but a few times I was unable to move after eating all that.

 

Had a cracking breakfast at a place called Goodies in Plymouth once. It had everything you mentioned, plus bacon, mushrooms and chips. Twas awesome.

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

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Done ugly fat birds to excess in my younger years, when I drive down the mutant mile I see some of them occassionally and shudder

 

Was that some sort of self-deprecating behaviour because you had low self esteem?

 

Or were they all you could get?

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INFLUENCED.COM

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Was that some sort of self-deprecating behaviour because you had low self esteem?

 

Or were they all you could get?

 

Never under valued myself, this reflected in my invoices.

 

Didn't go much on drinks and conversation back then so were very easy

saint boggy

saint boggy

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Was that some sort of self-deprecating behaviour because you had low self esteem?

 

Or were they all you could get?

well i've heard it said that fat,ugly girls try harder to please.........so there IS method in his madness tbf........;)

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