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Whats the most you have ever done to excess?

 

For me, I was dared to eat a whole 20 profiteroles as seen in the link below...

 

http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0017GV9NI/sr=1-1/qid=1224588068/ref=sr_1_1/278-9621520-0192821?ie=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=profiterole&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page=

 

Good quality M&S ones. The person bet me £20 I couldnt eat them in an hour. Needless to say, I didnt feel great after I had ate them, but the £20 put a smile back on my face!

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A 32 ounce rump steak with all the accompaniments. Just to look at one that size now would kill me, let alone try to eat it...

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Big breakfasts.

 

4 toast.

2 eggs.

A tin of baked beans.

4 Sausages.

And a fried tomato.

 

All with a cup of tea as well.

 

Really dont know how I managed that but a few times I was unable to move after eating all that.

 

Seems like a normal brekky to me! :smt102

 

Although that is probably why I have a bit of a paunch

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Big breakfasts.

 

4 toast.

2 eggs.

A tin of baked beans.

4 Sausages.

And a fried tomato.

 

All with a cup of tea as well.

 

Really dont know how I managed that but a few times I was unable to move after eating all that.

 

Sounds like a normal breakfast to me. I'd also have 4 rashers, half a black pudding and a handful of mushrooms on top of that.

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Chicken Nugget Challenge - I ate 100 McDonalds Chicken Nuggets.

 

Good effort!

 

I have done the cheeseburger challenge before in Maccy D's in Magaluf.

 

Managed 8, felt very ill after that too. I could have choked another down if I had to, but the person I was playing against said they would stop. When I said 'Ill just have another one then to beat you' he said he would equal me, no matter what I ate, so I decided to not put us through both the pain if it were only gonna be a draw anyway!

 

Also done the centurion too.

 

100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. I was sick at about 57, however carried on after that (I had to do 3 shots in one as I took 3 minutes being ill!)

 

Was very good though!

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Does weed count or is it only food related?

 

Anything to excess. So yes it does count.

 

Are we all just fatty patties then?

 

I can eat a lot. By all accounts with the amount of exercise I havent done for the last 10 years, I should be the size of Rick Waller! :rolleyes:

 

Yes he is, you should see the size of his motor he has to drive due to it :shock:

 

Cheeky get, I drive a van as it saves on company car tax! (Although I dont if the tax man is reading this!)

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Did you eat it all?

 

Was it by any chance in the great U S of A?

 

No, it was in Penzance as it happens. And yes, I ate it all. And no, I wasn't sick. And no my new wife (we were on honeymoon) wasn't altogether impressed by my trencherman abilities.

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Whats the most you have ever done to excess?

 

For me, I was dared to eat a whole 20 profiteroles as seen in the link below...

 

http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0017GV9NI/sr=1-1/qid=1224588068/ref=sr_1_1/278-9621520-0192821?ie=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=profiterole&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page=

 

Good quality M&S ones. The person bet me £20 I couldnt eat them in an hour. Needless to say, I didnt feel great after I had ate them, but the £20 put a smile back on my face!

 

An hour? Flippin hell, thats about 10 mins for me.

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They are quite sickly you know.

 

But very, very yummy. I could eat a whole pack if I ever had the chance.

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...it was Penzance as it happens. And yes, I ate it all....

 

You ate Penzance??!!

 

Within my family circle, I am known as the one to beat in such feats.

 

I hold the record of 9 vol-au-vents in my mouth at once (mushroom vomit-style filling). Not the little ones either.

 

When I drove lorries for a living I ate on the go. I would regularly polish off a 10 pack of Mars Bars for my lunch. 10 pack choc-ices were a snack and those value, triple packs of biscuits (ginger nuts, custard creams and bourbons) were devoured between drops. I was a pig.

 

Eventually the dentist removed a few teeth and hurt me, to teach me a lesson.

 

I can still tuck it away when challenged too. I managed to push a workmate to about 12 slices of pizza a while back, I had to let him win (pretending I was full), as I could see from his little face that he wanted it so badly. He is my boss now, I like to think that I helped him on his way with that act of kindness.

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Big breakfasts.

 

4 toast.

2 eggs.

A tin of baked beans.

4 Sausages.

And a fried tomato.

 

All with a cup of tea as well.

 

Really dont know how I managed that but a few times I was unable to move after eating all that.

 

Had a cracking breakfast at a place called Goodies in Plymouth once. It had everything you mentioned, plus bacon, mushrooms and chips. Twas awesome.

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Done ugly fat birds to excess in my younger years, when I drive down the mutant mile I see some of them occassionally and shudder

 

Was that some sort of self-deprecating behaviour because you had low self esteem?

 

Or were they all you could get?

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