CWD Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 If any of you are like me, the euphoria is starting to trickle away as the depressing thought of a whole summer with no football looms. So, just for a bit of fun, let's have our own Saintsweb awards! I'll kick things off: Thread of the Season - 'Time to accept we will not be going up automatically' by delldays Over to you. Let's keep this friendly
farawaysaint Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 Comedic poster of the season: Deppo Least comedic poster of the season: Deppo Most popular poster: Dannyssfc Biggest rivalry: Alps/NicG Statto: Mattlegod Emblem of the season: Gasmask nuns
Turkish Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 Dullest Poster - Matthew Le God Most deluded poster - anyone that suggest Scott Parker, Micheal Owen and Shay Given are going to sign for us Biggest "look at me i was right" poster - Nick G Saints related quote of the year - "we can sign who we want, we are the most attractive club in this country outside those playing in the champions league" Le God Third Coming Non Saints related quote of the year - "We've just lost the ashes 5-0" Alpine Saint after the first day of the first test.
farawaysaint Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 Dullest Poster - Matthew Le God Most deluded poster - anyone that suggest Scott Parker, Micheal Owen and Shay Given are going to sign for us Biggest "look at me i was right" poster - Nick G Saints related quote of the year - "we can sign who we want, we are the most attractive club in this country outside those playing in the champions league" Le God Third Coming Non Saints related quote of the year - "We've just lost the ashes 5-0" Alpine Saint after the first day of the first test. Forgot about that one, definitely a keeper.
saint_stevo Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 The i didn't need to know that naff off back to S.I Poster- Matthew Le God Most likely to send you an abusive PM- Gingletiss Most Negative- Alpine Gibberish Award- Dannyssfc
fish fingers Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 Dullest poster you wish would just go away - Matthew Le God Thread of the Year - Taxi for Guly
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 Most likely poster to get you infracted for calling them a woman (yes, a woman!): Hypo Poster with the most 'Whoosh' moments: Glasgow Saint Margaret Thatcher Award for unwavering support (for Margaret Thatcher): Dune
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 'That is not me' Poster of the year: Turkish, for the photo of the fat bald bloke with 'Turkish' on the back of his shirt.
Turkish Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 'That is not me' Poster of the year: Turkish, for the photo of the fat bald bloke with 'Turkish' on the back of his shirt. It really isn't me.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 It really isn't me. Yeah, that's what they all say.
Turkish Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 Yeah, that's what they all say. To be honest i am flattered that someone would consider my contribution to this forum so legendary that they would put my forum user name on the back of their shirt.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 To be honest i am flattered that someone would consider my contribution to this forum so legendary that they would put my forum user name on the back of their shirt. Only yours cos they couldn't afford to get mine done.
OldNick Posted 13 May, 2011 Posted 13 May, 2011 The funniest poster - Deppo Statto - NickG The poster who had the best inside knowledge- Leftback The poster who has been on Skysports most- Dubai P
CWD Posted 14 May, 2011 Author Posted 14 May, 2011 Non Saints related quote of the year - "We've just lost the ashes 5-0" Alpine Saint after the first day of the first test. Haha yeah that was brilliant
miserableoldgit Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 Best "He Certainly Made This Place Interesting" Award - Dave Benson Phillips
dubai_phil Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 The funniest poster - Deppo Statto - NickG The poster who had the best inside knowledge- Leftback The poster who has been on Skysports most- Dubai P You left off the award for saying the same thing time after time after time after time the "They're going to get away with it" trophy goes to.......... Saint Lard, No not really it's yours. Collect it on Friday 10th June
Deppo Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 Funniest poster of the year - Deppo Most attractive poster of the year - Deppo Best Saints Fan - Deppo The poster most unfairly treated by Boj of the year - Deppo
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 You left off the award for saying the same thing time after time after time after time Dont be hard on yourself Phil, we really are interested in how many times you have met Tiger
View From The Top Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 Taxi for Do Prado! Best thread. Nah. Thrush's thread about settling for the play offs as AL and OXO would be fit then and he's have no chance of promotion without them is the clear winner.
Deppo Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 Any of the various threads started about half way through a game when we'd failed to score or were losing and the poster had decided that this was the end of Saints' chances of achieving anything were pretty good value.
Deppo Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 Also any post that says that either A. we are going to sign Michael Owen, or B. that Michael Owen is too old and useless for Southampton deserve special awards.
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 How about KD is only a shotstopper, that always is a top post
CWD Posted 14 May, 2011 Author Posted 14 May, 2011 Any thread involving multiple uses of the word 'wristslitters' are always classic.
SNSUN Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 In Memoriam - Master Bates. Deppo is pretty funny tbf. They say all the Ugly blokes develop their sense of humour better. This is true, in my case.
Right sider Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 The Ben The Legend Award For Inappropriate Use Of Capital Letters And For Lack Of Punctuality In Creating Long Sentences When It Could Be Said So Much Easier In A Few Words And For Saying Up The Saints Alot Goes To Dannyssfc Yes I am aware they are one and the same!
lambertsrightleg Posted 14 May, 2011 Posted 14 May, 2011 i can't remember what thread it was but it involved an alphabet and Turkish being on top form. That was gold!!!!
OldNick Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 In Memoriam - Master Bates. why? i saw him at the Walsall game
Turkish Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 i can't remember what thread it was but it involved an alphabet and Turkish being on top form. That was gold!!!! That'll be the A-Z thread about Anders Svenson A - Arguement, what Anders Svenson might have with his girlfriend if she came home from the shops with full fat milk when he had asked for semi skimmed B - Beach, where Anders Svenson might spend quite a bit of time if he was to go on a caribean all inclusive holiday C - Christmas - what Anders Svenson would celebrate on the 25th of December along with most of the western world... and so it goes on....
Matthew Le God Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 (edited) Statto: Mattlegod Dullest Poster - Matthew Le God The i didn't need to know that naff off back to S.I Poster- Matthew Le God Dullest poster you wish would just go away - Matthew Le God I need to buy a new one of these...(maybe a 4th duck aswell) My inspiration... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDCSIJiWCM Edited 16 May, 2011 by Matthew Le God
lambertsrightleg Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 That'll be the A-Z thread about Anders Svenson A - Arguement, what Anders Svenson might have with his girlfriend if she came home from the shops with full fat milk when he had asked for semi skimmed B - Beach, where Anders Svenson might spend quite a bit of time if he was to go on a caribean all inclusive holiday C - Christmas - what Anders Svenson would celebrate on the 25th of December along with most of the western world... and so it goes on.... that's it turkish, I genuinely laughed out loud at that!! Thread of the season by a country mile
dubai_phil Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 I need to buy a new one of these...(maybe a 4th duck aswell) It's uncanny... Ah ha, that explains a lot then.... The man has Ducks on his wall. Haven't seen some of them for ages.....
Ken Tone Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 You left off the award for saying the same thing time after time after time after time Pardon ?
dubai_phil Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 Pardon ? You left off the award for saying the same thing time after time after time after time Oh, sorry you meant.... OldNick's only contribution to the poopey take over thread - "They're gonna get away with it"
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 16 May, 2011 Posted 16 May, 2011 And the award for the Saintsweb member who most wants to fool others into believing he looks like Humphrey Bogart go to ...........
OldNick Posted 17 May, 2011 Posted 17 May, 2011 You left off the award for saying the same thing time after time after time after time Oh, sorry you meant.... OldNick's only contribution to the poopey take over thread - "They're gonna get away with it" You have just made a the best case for the 'Being right award' going to me.
dubai_phil Posted 17 May, 2011 Posted 17 May, 2011 You have just made a the best case for the 'Being right award' going to me. Unfortunately, that award is only presented once in a Decade. Still got 8 years to go on that thread yet
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