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You know the kind of thing.

 

Most calamatous mistake.

 

Funniest moment.

 

Best O.G.

 

What kind of off the wall awards could we give to our team, or teams we have played against, this season?

 

My first thought........

 

The "Most unlikely turn of pace" award: The Linesman from the Kingsland end sprinting to avoid the innevitable pitch invasion at the end of the Walsall game.

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What happened?

 

Just after a few "you fat bar steward" chants from us lot he gave us a bit back.

 

According to other clubs forums he makes a habit of it.

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Most calamatous mistake

 

Has to be Ryan Dickson's delusion of granduer. Just for a few seconds he thought he was playing for manU slipping a perfectly weighted pass to the opposition, the look on his face a few seconds later when the sudden realization that he was actually playing for saints and had just gifted manU a goal was a picture (not a very pretty one granted)

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The Most Boring Team at St Marys Award goes to Gus Poyet's Brighton and Hove Albion.

 

Clear winner there. No question.

 

I cannot believe someone who instructs their team to time waste from 5 seconds into a game has the nerve to question another clubs football.

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Funniest moment.

 

I honestly can't remember which match at SMS it was. There was a game in which Jaidi made a run the whole length of the pitch passed the ball and then carried on into the box sadly he didn't score but it made me laugh, come to think of it almost everytime Jaidi uses his feet It makes me laugh............

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Funniest moment.

 

I honestly can't remember which match at SMS it was. There was a game in which Jaidi made a run the whole length of the pitch passed the ball and then carried on into the box sadly he didn't score but it made me laugh, come to think of it almost everytime Jaidi uses his feet It makes me laugh............

 

I think it was the Brighton game.

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lifetime k n o b head award - gus poyet

 

biggest saints gaff - davis v brentford

 

biggest away gaff - arfield open goal

 

most boring game - colchester (h)

 

best ejaculation - barnard goal v mkdons

 

best celebration - dickson v plymouth (i ended up 4 rows infront of where my seat was)

 

worst signing - danny n'guessan

 

fittest wag - mrs dean hammond (lovely arse)

 

defining moment of the season - sacking pardew

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Mong block of the season - 42

 

Mong songs - We do what we want & duh duh duh duh duh duh duh pork pork

* Both linked to 42

 

Are we not allowed to have a laugh? It's not a song, it's a f*cking laugh.

 

Miserable Mong of the Year - Mehball.

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Worst set piece award goes to Yeovil Town

 

LOL ..... it must have been bad as Merry Dave on Saints Player described it as a Total Cock UP live on air, and said so again about 3 times!! The other 'proper' tater was nearly p!ssing his pants with laughter!!!

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Chant of the season......'Theres Only One Alan Carr'!!

 

To the OB Cameraman whilst he was filming everybody in The Northam v Orient - "Ýou can stick your feckin camera up your arse" and "Paedo Paedo"

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Funniest moment - oscar goberns karate tackle against bmuff.....lol

 

The poor knobber who suffered from premature pitch invasionitus on Saturday. Probably facing a banning order - meanwhile 20000 others get on scot free moments later :rolleyes:

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most calamitous mistake - Puncheon's decision to take on Nige and Nicola.

 

best five mins of the season -

1. Brighton away!

2. injury time v MK Dons.

We were hanging on to an amazing turnaround - they threw everything at us and it was the moment I realised that the team really had steel and resolve.

Lallana chased everything and Barnard ran the ball half the length of the field to make it safe - we looked like proper promotion candidates.

A defining few minutes that said everything would be alright.

 

worst damage to property due to over-celebrating -

1. half my sunglasses, Barnard v Orient.

2. phone bouncing out of pocket and on to the Northam concrete, Chaplow v Man Utd

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funniest moment - Dag & Red chant of "we had a shot at St Mary's"

 

That was my favourite - fair play to them - I was sorry they went down as I watched them a few times (they had a different name) when I worked in Barking in the 80's

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Most entertaining error by a match official goes to the lino on the Kingsland side who flagged offside from a throw-in (vs Hartlepool?).

 

And in the same match (I think) with only a minute or two to go, in the Kingsland/Chapel corner Guly performed a neat bit of control, took the ball to the byeline and delivered the most exquisite air-shot I have ever seen; meanwhile the ball trickled away for a goal-kick.

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Shíttest song - 'We do what we want' or 'Dirty skate bastards, we're coming for you'. Almost as bad as Bournemouth's 'we're going to St. Mary's, que sera sera'.

 

No it isn't. Not at all.

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Are we not allowed to have a laugh? It's not a song, it's a f*cking laugh.

 

Miserable Mong of the Year - Mehball.

 

pork is not funny gets about 10 - 15 laughs which isnt great is it lets be honest taking into account all the people who sit in 42

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