SuperMikey Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Hi guys, I woke up this morning to find a bite on the underside of my right arm which wasn't there yesterday. My whole arm feels quite sluggish and heavy, almost like a dead arm. It's also itching quite a lot away from the bite, on the other side of my arm. I don't know what could have bitten me, but considering my accommodation is covered in cobwebs from tip to toe i'm thinking it may be a spider bite. Do you reckon it's worth going to see the doc about or should I tough it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Sounds fatal to me. No time to bother A&E, so you may as well just down a litre of vodka, snort 5 grams of coke, neck a packet of anadin and go out with a bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Oh FFFFFFFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Has it got two little dots in the centre? More likely a spider, but it may be a flea. Can anyone do this? http://poststuff6.entensity.net/050911/head.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 10 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 10 May, 2011 F*ck it, if i'm still alive tomorrow i'll go then. I want all of you guys at my wake if I die, then you can sing "There's only one SuperMikey, one SuperMikey...". It's even got the right number of syllables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Has it got two little dots in the centre? More likely a spider, but it may be a flea. Can anyone do this? http://poststuff6.entensity.net/050911/head.php A great-uncle of mine used to be able to do this! He also used to be able to stand with both feet together, one pointing to 12 o'clock and the other to 6 o'clock. He's dead now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 A great-uncle of mine used to be able to do this! He also used to be able to stand with both feet together, one pointing to 12 o'clock and the other to 6 o'clock. He's dead now. Perhaps thats where you got your balletic prowess from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 the lesser spotted tsetse fly. highly painful and will make you sleep for weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Sounds like a botfly issue. Google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 10 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Sounds like a botfly issue. Google it. Don't put those ideas in my head man! Botfly videos on YouTube are a hobby of mine...sick and twisted as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 F*ck it, if i'm still alive tomorrow i'll go then. I want all of you guys at my wake if I die, then you can sing "There's only one SuperMikey, one SuperMikey...". It's even got the right number of syllables. Don't be silly, every song now has to be sung to the 'do what we want' tune. Therefore yours will be - "he's Super Mikey, he died from a bite, he died from a bite, he died from a biiiiiiiiite" etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Hi guys, I woke up this morning to find a bite on the underside of my right arm which wasn't there yesterday. My whole arm feels quite sluggish and heavy, almost like a dead arm. It's also itching quite a lot away from the bite, on the other side of my arm. I don't know what could have bitten me, but considering my accommodation is covered in cobwebs from tip to toe i'm thinking it may be a spider bite. Do you reckon it's worth going to see the doc about or should I tough it out? Firstly get off your arse and clean the flat up. Hoover the spiders up! Then tell your boyfriend to stop biting you when you're conker deep inside him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 ...and will make you sleep for weeks Coma?! Crickey! Blandford Fly? Any sign of cellulitis? My bro in law in Oxfordshire was recently bitten by one of these causing swelling and other unpleasantness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 10 May, 2011 Share Posted 10 May, 2011 Bed bug... little b****rs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 11 May, 2011 Share Posted 11 May, 2011 Hi guys, I woke up this morning to find a bite on the underside of my right arm which wasn't there yesterday. My whole arm feels quite sluggish and heavy, almost like a dead arm. It's also itching quite a lot away from the bite, on the other side of my arm. I don't know what could have bitten me, but considering my accommodation is covered in cobwebs from tip to toe i'm thinking it may be a spider bite. Do you reckon it's worth going to see the doc about or should I tough it out? I was out in our garden a couple of months ago starting a "post-winter tidy up" out there and the next day, noticed I'd been bitten on my leg. It didn't go away for about 3 weeks and developed in to a nice "bullseye" pattern (large red bite centre, white circle round that, red itching, raised circle around that), so I went to the Dr. We get a lot of deer and so on in our garden and turns out it was probably a tick bite (deer carry ticks) and I got sent for a Lyme Disease test and put on antibiotics. Luckily it was caught early enough and 2 weeks later it had gone and I now have a scar left. Worth seeing the Dr if it is persistent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 11 May, 2011 Share Posted 11 May, 2011 Pretty sure a tick would of taken its time, they need to burrow in and find a supply of blood. They dont bite and then leave, I have had a few in private places over the years, still got part of one in the side of my chest. If you have lost any use in your arm get down the docs ASAP chances are you have a slight reaction to the bite. could of been a mosquito, they are quite active at the mo. Saying that my ex had a 3' Adder in her porch on Monday, they give a nasty bite !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 11 May, 2011 Share Posted 11 May, 2011 Pretty sure a tick would of taken its time, they need to burrow in and find a supply of blood. They dont bite and then leave, I have had a few in private places over the years, still got part of one in the side of my chest. If you have lost any use in your arm get down the docs ASAP chances are you have a slight reaction to the bite. could of been a mosquito, they are quite active at the mo. Saying that my ex had a 3' Adder in her porch on Monday, they give a nasty bite !!! putting a 3 foot adder in your ex's porch is illegal mate, i hope you didnt get spotted on cctv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Saint Posted 12 May, 2011 Share Posted 12 May, 2011 Sounds like it could be a bite from a false black widow spider which are quite common in Southern England. I had a few in my garage For reassurance: Spider bite symptoms There are 640 species of spider in the UK. Only 12 of these have been known to bite humans in the UK and this includes two Steatoda species, S. grossa and S. nobilis . The severity of symptoms from any spider bite depends on the amount of venom that is injected. False widow spider bite reports include symptoms such as chest pains, swelling and tingling of fingers. Last year a man went to hospital for treatment after being bitten by what may have been a false widow spider - the spider was never caught so it wasn't identified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 12 May, 2011 Share Posted 12 May, 2011 Hi guys, I woke up this morning to find a bite on the underside of my right arm which wasn't there yesterday. My whole arm feels quite sluggish and heavy, almost like a dead arm. It's also itching quite a lot away from the bite, on the other side of my arm. I don't know what could have bitten me, but considering my accommodation is covered in cobwebs from tip to toe i'm thinking it may be a spider bite. Do you reckon it's worth going to see the doc about or should I tough it out? Sounds like you might have Malaria. I really hope it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 17 May, 2011 Share Posted 17 May, 2011 Don't put those ideas in my head man! Botfly videos on YouTube are a hobby of mine...sick and twisted as it is. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=880_1305409605 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 May, 2011 Share Posted 17 May, 2011 Just to worry you even more. Tick Bite - Lyme Disease http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/8511954/Deadly-Lyme-disease-on-increase-as-more-of-us-spend-time-outdoors.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 17 May, 2011 Share Posted 17 May, 2011 Probably a flea bite you wimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 29 June, 2011 Share Posted 29 June, 2011 Fanny crabs. http://poststuff2.entensity.net/062911/image.php?pic=crab.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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