SNSUN Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Sh*t yourself by accident, do you: A) carry on walking about with it in your pants, and try not to walk funny? B) take your pants off, wipe your buttocks on you hanky and go commando for the day? C) eat it, after all it used to be food. Swift answers much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Is this thread only for people that do it by accident, or can those of us who do it on purpose for sexual gratification also contribute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 squidgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Turn skids inside out and carry on drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Surely this thread is for the Lounge. Mods please move it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 remove under garments & smear on the nearest wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 5 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Is this thread only for people that do it by accident, or can those of us who do it on purpose for sexual gratification also contribute? Anyone can join in, it's a free f'rall. I personally think bumping into a friendly Labrador and getting him to lick up the mess was a good move. It also helps with the sexual gratification bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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