swannymere Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 The best thing about the wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 ****ing brilliant. She has that dirty glint in her eye too, like Amanda Knox. I would love to lick it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 30 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Do you think Harry and Phillip double-teamed her over the throne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Do you think Harry and Phillip double-teamed her over the throne? Well, according to the Beeb earlier, Harry, his missus and Eugenie were back at the Goring last night so I wouldn't say a massive sex festival was out of the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Katherines erect nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Shouldn't this be moved to the Muppet club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Shouldn't this be moved to the Muppet club? I don't think so. For millions of viewers, the stand out part of yesterday would have been the sexual deliciousness of our new royals and I think it merits heartfelt comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Ah OK, I stand corrected. Although possibly 50% of those who bothered to watch would have been more entertained by the frocks and hats (and that's only the female viewers). I was of the opinion that TMS was the natural home for puerile, neanderthal comments and was named in honour of the sad muppets who choose to make such comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Katherines erect nipples. They were somwhat pert. I would not pass up on a suckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 ****ing brilliant. She has that dirty glint in her eye too, like Amanda Knox. I would love to lick it. I'd love to lick her eye too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 They were somwhat pert. I would not pass up on a suckle. It made Prince Phillip (my favourite royal) smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Ah OK, I stand corrected. Although possibly 50% of those who bothered to watch would have been more entertained by the frocks and hats (and that's only the female viewers). I was of the opinion that TMS was the natural home for puerile, neanderthal comments and was named in honour of the sad muppets who choose to make such comments. Women don't like seeing better looking women do well for themselves. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 (edited) Ah OK, I stand corrected. Although possibly 50% of those who bothered to watch would have been more entertained by the frocks and hats (and that's only the female viewers). I was of the opinion that TMS was the natural home for puerile, neanderthal comments and was named in honour of the sad muppets who choose to make such comments. You sound like Jacqui Smith. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbo0A8ma6nQ Edited 30 April, 2011 by dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolsaint29 Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 http://twitpic.com/4r3mes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Men are from Mars BTF... Hell, even Sky news referred to the way that "The Menfolk" of the world suddenly woke up and took interest in the wedding once Pippa arrived in that dress. The men wanted to do most of the things that many on here commented on, and the women.... Hell most of them are out there this morning looking up old Gym memberships and diets to get to look like her. Give it a month and you'll have more about Pippa than you do about Posh, looking forward to the Pippa diet. But more looking forward to how we pippa "de Udders" fora da last Auto promotion place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Women don't like seeing better looking women do well for themselves. Fact. Some truth in that - and some women would be delighted to get comments like yours and others. Some women would find it rather sad that some men would choose to trivialise and objectify a pretty girl, or indeed any girl - especially as those men wouldn't stand a hope in hell of even getting remotely close to such a beauty. However, I do realise that some men do debase women in such a way. It's just a shame that their childish comments are posted on a (relatively) serious forum, hence my view that this thread should be in its rightful home - the Muppet show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Some truth in that - and some women would be delighted to get comments like yours and others. Some women would find it rather sad that some men would choose to trivialise and objectify a pretty girl, or indeed any girl - especially as those men wouldn't stand a hope in hell of even getting remotely close to such a beauty. However, I do realise that some men do debase women in such a way. It's just a shame that their childish comments are posted on a (relatively) serious forum, hence my view that this thread should be in its rightful home - the Muppet show. I'm with you on this BTF, i find this offensive and am also offended on behalf of other people that would find these sort of sexist remarks offensive. People need to have a word with themselves and remember that the internet and this forum in particular is a serious business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Some truth in that - and some women would be delighted to get comments like yours and others. Some women would find it rather sad that some men would choose to trivialise and objectify a pretty girl, or indeed any girl - especially as those men wouldn't stand a hope in hell of even getting remotely close to such a beauty. However, I do realise that some men do debase women in such a way. It's just a shame that their childish comments are posted on a (relatively) serious forum, hence my view that this thread should be in its rightful home - the Muppet show. It could be argued that at 27 she knew full well that such a dress would draw a lot of attention... http://www.grumpyhatlady.com/2011/who-really-has-the-sexual-power/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 It could be argued that at 27 she knew full well that such a dress would draw a lot of attention... http://www.grumpyhatlady.com/2011/who-really-has-the-sexual-power/ Let me tell you boys something. When I was a dancer, most of the work I did was cabaret. So we wore very skimpy costumes that left little to the imagination (think Hot Gossip if you're old enough). There would always be blokes leering and we'd play up to them - make them think they were god's gift to women. But all the time we were laughing at them behind their backs because they were 'challenged' in so many ways. The classic event was an Officers' Mess do for the RAF. One of the braying idiots thought it was hilarious to touch one of the girls when she was dancing. He was carrying a tray of drinks (walking right across the floor where we were dancing - very dangerous actually). And so it proved as the girl did a high kick, catching his drinks tray and his chin, such as it was. Funniest thing ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Let me tell you boys something. When I was a dancer, most of the work I did was cabaret. So we wore very skimpy costumes that left little to the imagination (think Hot Gossip if you're old enough). There would always be blokes leering and we'd play up to them - make them think they were god's gift to women. But all the time we were laughing at them behind their backs because they were 'challenged' in so many ways. The classic event was an Officers' Mess do for the RAF. One of the braying idiots thought it was hilarious to touch one of the girls when she was dancing. He was carrying a tray of drinks (walking right across the floor where we were dancing - very dangerous actually). And so it proved as the girl did a high kick, catching his drinks tray and his chin, such as it was. Funniest thing ever To be honest with BTF, any bloke that thinks girls like this are interested in them are dinlows and deserve all they get. It's like these blokes that go to lap dancing clubs and pay 20 odd quid for an, admittedly attractive girls, to dance in front of them. I just dont get it at all and dont see they point, why pay for it? You cant touch them, they aren't interested in you at all, i find these places a little bit sad. I went on a stag do in York last year and one blokes on it spent £100+ on private dances, girls come up and talk to you but all they are interested in is the money, yet some fella that go really do fool themselves into thinking the women do it because they find the fella attractive, not because it's their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 To be honest with BTF, any bloke that thinks girls like this are interested in them are dinlows and deserve all they get. It's like these blokes that go to lap dancing clubs and pay 20 odd quid for an, admittedly attractive girls, to dance in front of them. I just dont get it at all and dont see they point, why pay for it? You cant touch them, they aren't interested in you at all, i find these places a little bit sad. I went on a stag do in York last year and one blokes on it spent £100+ on private dances, girls come up and talk to you but all they are interested in is the money, yet some fella that go really do fool themselves into thinking the women do it because they find the fella attractive, not because it's their job. Or they enjoy tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfire Double Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 To be honest with BTF, any bloke that thinks girls like this are interested in them are dinlows and deserve all they get. It's like these blokes that go to lap dancing clubs and pay 20 odd quid for an, admittedly attractive girls, to dance in front of them. I just dont get it at all and dont see they point, why pay for it? You cant touch them, they aren't interested in you at all, i find these places a little bit sad. I went on a stag do in York last year and one blokes on it spent £100+ on private dances, girls come up and talk to you but all they are interested in is the money, yet some fella that go really do fool themselves into thinking the women do it because they find the fella attractive, not because it's their job. I agree: it's more than a little sad. I tend to look on it as a tacit admission of one's inability or unlikelihood of getting a woman in a similar position on merit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 30 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Dear BTF, I didn't realise it was a crime to appreciate a fine looking woman, the language used may be crude but the intention was to praise, if you can't see past the language then you're the one looking like a fool; i suspect you're the type of person to criticize swearing by intimating it's limiting the vocabulary when in actual fact the opposite is true. (thanks to Mr.T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Let me tell you boys something. When I was a dancer, most of the work I did was cabaret. So we wore very skimpy costumes that left little to the imagination (think Hot Gossip if you're old enough). There would always be blokes leering and we'd play up to them - make them think they were god's gift to women. But all the time we were laughing at them behind their backs because they were 'challenged' in so many ways. The classic event was an Officers' Mess do for the RAF. One of the braying idiots thought it was hilarious to touch one of the girls when she was dancing. He was carrying a tray of drinks (walking right across the floor where we were dancing - very dangerous actually). And so it proved as the girl did a high kick, catching his drinks tray and his chin, such as it was. Funniest thing ever I wouldve cracked up too, sounds like everyone had a good time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Dear BTF, I didn't realise it was a crime to appreciate a fine looking woman, the language used may be crude but the intention was to praise, if you can't see past the language then you're the one looking like a fool; i suspect you're the type of person to criticize swearing by intimating it's limiting the vocabulary when in actual fact the opposite is true. (thanks to Mr.T) No of course it's not a crime and I'll be one of the first to say, for example, that I thought Kate's brother to be drop-dead gorgeous. It IS the debasing and trivialising that's a tad tasteless. As for criticising swearing, well . I can, and do, swear with the best of you. My children are always saying 'Mother!!!!!' when I let rip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 No of course it's not a crime and I'll be one of the first to say, for example, that I thought Kate's brother to be drop-dead gorgeous. It IS the debasing and trivialising that's a tad tasteless. As for criticising swearing, well . I can, and do, swear with the best of you. My children are always saying 'Mother!!!!!' when I let rip! Women shouldn't drink pints or swear like a fish wife. It's very un lady like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Women shouldn't drink pints or swear like a fish wife. It's very un lady like. Who wants to be a lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfire Double Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Who wants to be a lady? Sometimes, when Mrs QD and the kids are out, I like to tuck little QD between my legs and put her clothes on and... ... Oh dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 ok, just to balance the argument a little....... I am a hetrosexual female and yet even I thought Pippa looked stunning yesterday. I watched her slink down the aisle and thought,wow she has got a fantastic backside (not in a gay way, but in a "f**K me ,i wish MY arse looked like that!" way) .The dress was very unforgiving ,so any little out-of-place bump would've been noticed. It may be a little crass to talk about her in quite such a derogatory way,as some have on this thread, but lets face it, men only talk like that about women they have absolutley NO chance of getting near to. ....and tbf BTF women are just as bad when you get them together ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 30 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 30 April, 2011 ok, just to balance the argument a little....... I am a hetrosexual female and yet even I thought Pippa looked stunning yesterday. I watched her slink down the aisle and thought,wow she has got a fantastic backside (not in a gay way, but in a "f**K me ,i wish MY arse looked like that!" way) .The dress was very unforgiving ,so any little out-of-place bump would've been noticed. It may be a little crass to talk about her in quite such a derogatory way,as some have on this thread, but lets face it, men only talk like that about women they have absolutley NO chance of getting near to. ....and tbf BTF women are just as bad when you get them together ....... Just so we're sure, not at all in a gay way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Just so we're sure, not at all in a gay way? No, that would be me, but I never get my hopes up as I doubt she's lesbian.;-) Mind you, maybe I'm on the turn as I thought the brother was very handsome and fit, and did his reading extremely well. Perhaps DubaiP is right and I'll be off to the gym but actually my arse is not bad (I do a bit of sport) but I do like my food and wine so could lose a bit off me tum. Not much mind. Off to open a bottle, in fact.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Alert Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 This thread has really suffered by not having any pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 (I do a bit of sport) Rugby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 This thread has really suffered by not having any pictures. Agreed. The lack of any applied evidence of rule 1 is most infuriating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Pippa-Middletons-Arse/201790323193767 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Pippa Middleton is stunning. Perhaps Kate is slightly better looking but Pippa oozed sex as she walked up the aisle. The Middletons are made from good stock. In fact the only woman I thought was better yesterday was Samantha Cameron, my weird, not-so-secret crush. (After I somehow drunkenly put it as my Facebook status yesterday. (Which I thought would alarm more people than it did.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 Look, The Fashion Peeps on Sky went on and on about how "difficult that dress would have been to wear" and how Pippa had to be perfect to wear it. Our household has agreed that D_P would (in the stupendously unlikely chance he could) be very bad with her, AND at the same time had agreement from the GF & Daughter that in fact 1) They would not give me any reaction other than total respect 2) Would probably put My Dad/BF gave Pippa a good time as their FB status and 3) Actually, without in any way being that way inclined would like to borrow her for half an hour after I had finished.... there is of course a Reality "But". And yes, while wearing THAT dress and holding her Deportment so well through the wedding, the REAL truth is that, let's face it guys, after most of us on here had finished having our evil way with her we would have had to send out to the local Supermarket for a roll of Duct Tape to put her back together again. In THAT dress - stunning. But underneath - no doubt - WAY too boney (no leave that Joke out chaps) In reality - guys - you know the real truth - she's only EVER gonna get BIGGER after that and that ain't EVER good in a Woman long term Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 30 April, 2011 Share Posted 30 April, 2011 (edited) Just so we're sure, not at all in a gay way? well............. maybe a little .........perhaps in a bi-curious kinda way!........... Edited 30 April, 2011 by saint boggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 I would do terrible terrible things for a go on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Let me tell you boys something. When I was a dancer, most of the work I did was cabaret. So we wore very skimpy costumes that left little to the imagination (think Hot Gossip if you're old enough). There would always be blokes leering and we'd play up to them - make them think they were god's gift to women. But all the time we were laughing at them behind their backs because they were 'challenged' in so many ways. The classic event was an Officers' Mess do for the RAF. One of the braying idiots thought it was hilarious to touch one of the girls when she was dancing. He was carrying a tray of drinks (walking right across the floor where we were dancing - very dangerous actually). And so it proved as the girl did a high kick, catching his drinks tray and his chin, such as it was. Funniest thing ever So you think it is ok dress in skimpy costumes and wind the men up (sorry, play up to them)? No wonder so many people end up getting raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 1 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2011 So you think it is ok dress in skimpy costumes and wind the men up (sorry, play up to them)? No wonder so many people end up getting raped. Are you mental? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 About time we got a decent pic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Are you mental? He's human, so chance are 'yes'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Are you mental? Unfortunately where I work I see the results of this all of the time. Some women think it is ok to turn on blokes. Trouble is some blokes then think it is ok to go and take what they want. And no I am not mental. I have 3 young daughters and it scares the hell out of me knowing that there are people out there who think women are gagging for it. Sadly some women, by playing up to this, don't help the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 (edited) Rugby? THE Most home erotic male sport ever. To such an extent that suggesting as much might get one beaten up. Mrs b, I too thought muppet show but it's actually an interesting subject now. Why do we 'like' what we like? Womens bottoms? Could it be that that's the first thing some men see when we enter the world? Also, when we enter puberty and start seeing women differently, it's quite often (was for me) a mates mum who we're fixated on. The first woman who was the tinciest bit saucy with me at that time personally was the current mrs hamster, she's a little older than me and although it took me another eleven years I eventually snared her. in all honesty if I hadn't ended up with her she would have always been my ultimate dream. I am also a firm believer that we are all a bit hetro/homo sexual. Sexuality is about the sex bit I guess but attraction is, surprise surprise, about who we are drawn to. I refer any doubters to the amount of people crammed into griffin park yesterday hugging complete strangers regardless of each others 'sexuality'. Attraction must come from somewhere. Edited 1 May, 2011 by hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PB0vc80_2s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 There were probably three reasons to watch the wedding, although none of them have been mentioned so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 This is the one on the right. Cor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 No fairtytale wedding would be complete without the ugly sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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