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Made my first batch of Royal Wedding cakes last night for the street party in the village.

 

I thought I'd also do a few sarnies tomorrow, then head down to the Orangery where we can share a nice glass of bubbly and dance to Elton.

 

What are others taking?

 

mycake.jpg

 

My cup cake.

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Appropriate for those ****-faced spongers

 

I shall be lighting a celebratory cigar with a rolled up fiver.

 

I'm actually having a first attempt at making a proper English dish of steak & kidney suet pudding. Any advice very welcome as I promised not to spout any anti monarchy stuff and let mrs h enjoy the whole day, my reward is a meal at the Concorde with the subject comPletely off the menu.

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Did you not think to do some for the people in your village who prefer a chocolate treat dog?

 

Not everyone goes for the jam mate, not even all of our illustrious royals apparently.

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I'm taking a tupperware of Ant**** sandwiches to the Pal***

 

You do know that MI6 are monitoring web traffic for comments exactly like that don't you? Your ip address has gone near the top of the pile with a comment like that.

 

If there are any strange knocks at your door over the next 24 hours then answer it naked with your hands above your head. If not then I reckon you're as good as brown bread. Go careful.

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You do know that MI6 are monitoring web traffic for comments exactly like that don't you? Your ip address has gone near the top of the pile with a comment like that.

 

If there are any strange knocks at your door over the next 24 hours then answer it naked with your hands above your head. If not then I reckon you're as good as brown bread. Go careful.

 

Nothing to see here, move along.

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I thought of doing a cake in the shape of a mercedes with the roof all smashed in. But I'm right out of sugar and vanilla essence, so it would just be tasteless.

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I'm off to Windsor tomorrow to steal me some paintings from in t'castle. There'll be no-one there after all...

 

You can't steal that which you already own. Make sure you don't use the last of the milk and can you let the corgis out for their morning shlt before you leave, cheers mate.

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You can't steal that which you already own. Make sure you don't use the last of the milk and can you let the corgis out for their morning shlt before you leave, cheers mate.

 

I'm not touching the milk, it could be from the left breast of HRH.

 

I'm going to take a dump in St Georges Chapel too.

 

(That'll teach the school for turning me down. True Story.)

 

Anyone else noticed how much that cake looks like a vagina?

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I'm not touching the milk, it could be from the left breast of HRH.

 

I'm going to take a dump in St Georges Chapel too.

 

(That'll teach the school for turning me down. True Story.)

 

Anyone else noticed how much that cake looks like a vagina?

 

Its a furry-cup cake!

 

 

 

 

facepalm thingy

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I'm not touching the milk, it could be from the left breast of HRH.

 

I'm going to take a dump in St Georges Chapel too.

 

(That'll teach the school for turning me down. True Story.)

 

Anyone else noticed how much that cake looks like a vagina?

 

None that I've ever come across, no.

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Look on the bright side.

 

We'll have plenty of new Cup Cake/Muffin pics for the matchday thread Saturday.

 

Now if only we could find a pic of Kate in a Nuns Outfit/Saints Shirt (Ohio)

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