jawillwill Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Right, so having recently discovered that apparently Brenford hate us too, I think we should compile a comprehensive list of why everyone hates us. That way, before every future fixture, we can just refer to this thread to know what we've done wrong if anyones ever unsure. Please feel free to complete the following list (I've started the first couple): Man United - 1976 & a few humiliating Premiership results Chelsea Arsenal Man City Spurs Liverpool Everton Bolton Newcastle Sunderland Aston Villa Stoke West Brom Fulham Birmingham Blackpool Wolves Blackburn Wigan West Ham QPR Norwich Cardiff Swansea Reading Nottingham Forest Milwall Burnley Leeds Hull Leicester Watford Ipswich Pompey - Because we're all-round better people than them Middlesbourgh Bristol City Coventry Barnsley Derby Crystal Palace Doncaster Sheffield United Scun-thrope Preston North End Brighton Huddersfield Peterborough Bournemouth MK Dons Leyton Orient Rochdale Exeter Brentford - Something to do with ticket allocations a few years back. Carlisle Colchester Charlton Sheffield Wednesday Hartlepool Oldham Tranmere Yeovil Notts County Walsall Dagenham and Redbridge Bristol Rovers Plymouth Swindon Chesterfield Bury Wycombe Shrewsbury Accrington Stanley Stevenage Gillingham Torquay Rotherham Port Vale Southend Oxford Crewe Aldershot Morcombe Macclesfield Cheltenham Bradford Burton Albion Hereford Lincoln City Northampton Barnet Stockport County
dune Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 (edited) Plymouth - we stole Luggy and we're gonna send them into L2. Edited 26 April, 2011 by dune
Griffo Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 (edited) Bournemouth - because they're jealous of their bigger, more illustrious neighbours and have no proper rivals of their own. Charlton - History between the two sets of fans. Brighton - Same as Bompey. Burnley - Pitch invasion against them. ..and most of the rest also hate us because we're a huge club, and they're all jealous. Edited 26 April, 2011 by Griffo
dune Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Oh and Southend shouldn't be on the list - they love us for some reason.
hypochondriac Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Brighton- Because our manager made a flippant remark five months ago. And something about a conspiracy from the seventies.
Griffo Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Man United - Jamie Turner incident. I can see this thread becoming a classic.
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Brighton - Some game back in the 70's v Spurs and Adkins rubbing them up the wrong way. Scunny - We stole Nige.
hypochondriac Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Derby- Because they acted like tw*ts in the playoffs and we confidently predicted they would go down that season with a record low points total. We were right .
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Reading - Loose geographical reasons and their quest for a proper rival now that Oxford are 'beneath' them.
DrZuess1979 the 2nd Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Derby- Because they acted like tw*ts in the playoffs and we confidently predicted they would go down that season with a record low points total. We were right . Just what I wanted to say !)
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Bournemouth - Because apparently we are arrogant and condescending. Bless those plucky little souls.
RobM Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 This thread is definitely going to make all these relationships better. Absolutely.
NickG Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Brighton - Some game back in the 70's v Spurs and Adkins rubbing them up the wrong way. Scunny - We stole Nige. Brighton is just jealousy
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Man Citeh - We won the final game at Maine Road.... Ruined their script.
Griffo Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 This thread is definitely going to make all these relationships better. Absolutely. That's the beauty of it.
DrZuess1979 the 2nd Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Hull I bought a car from there once and one of the salemen called me a ****** as I was in a saints shirt
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Brighton is just jealousy We can at least try to give actual reasons.... even though it's obvious jealousy we can always provide a little more context.
dune Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 S-cun-thorpe - their manager dropped down a division to manage us
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 'Uddersfield - If we go up in 2nd, depriving them of the same, despite the longest unbeaten run in their history.
doddisalegend Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Surely Blackpool - becuase we belittled their PL status
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Everton - We made them pay 6 million for James Beattie... and my didn't that work out for them.
wild-saint Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Tottenham - our chairman called them north london yobbos
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 The Franchise - Some of us (hello...) still call the abomination that despite the gracious gesture of their legitimate-club destroying chairman after the sad passing of Markus Liebherr.
SNSUN Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Everton - We made them pay 6 million for James Beattie... and my didn't that work out for them. To that end we could have Blackburn, with Kevin Davies. Sold for £7 million, we got him back for free a year later, although we did lose Ostenstadt in the process.
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Sheffield United - Depriving them of the play-offs in THAT last day game at the end of 07/08.
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 To that end we could have Blackburn, with Kevin Davies. Sold for £7 million, we got him back for free a year later, although we did lose Ostenstadt in the process. Good shout. Although we did buy him back for a reasonable sum..... and sold them Shearer.
Griffo Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Sheffield United - Depriving them of the play-offs in THAT last day game at the end of 07/08. I think they would have missed out anyway? Don't remember that well, though. Come on then, let's get this all added on!
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 I think they would have missed out anyway? I think they would.... but surely not all of those clubs can hate us? We must find some reasons, haha.
doddisalegend Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Would it be easier to list the ones that don't hate us?
dubai_phil Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Everton - We made them pay 6 million for James Beattie... and my didn't that work out for them. No way - that one goes all the way back to Gordon Lee, Frozen Pitch & Orange Football Palace - Because we all turned up at Elm Park one evening after our game was cancelled & joined in the Reading Fans Reading - because we took their end at a home game that didn't involve us and then (most) of the massive ran away after inciting Palace to 'ave a go
simo Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Everyone hates us because "we're by far the greatest football team the world has ever seen!"
beatlesaint Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Would it be easier to list the ones that don't hate us? Funny thing is in most cases its not the clubs who hate us - ie players/manager/chariman etc its just some fan posting on a web site similar to this who remembers something that may or may not have happened years ago - David Bull's article in yesterdays matchday programme being a case in point. I hate Everton.....well I hate Adrian Heath for the FA Cup semi final in 1984....and even though many players and teams have dumped on us in the 27 years since then he/they are still top of my list :-(
Colinjb Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 No way - that one goes all the way back to Gordon Lee, Frozen Pitch & Orange Football Appologies if I am giving my 'youth' away. I'm sure some of our veterans have some reasons from the Old Div 3, Div 2 days, as well as our earlier years in the top flight.
SFC Forever Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 brentford also lost their left back last summer after the tribunal let us have him a lot cheaper than they thought we should.
St Chalet Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Stockport & Lincoln, We loaned them Anthony Pulis
Dellman Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Some one must love us, how about Bolton we gave them Kevin Davies for free
The9 Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Shouldn't this be a two-way thing? e.g. we hate Cardiff City due to Chopra at St Mary's. To be honest I've hated them since I can remember anyway.
The9 Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Some one must love us, how about Bolton we gave them Kevin Davies for free You'd think Tranmere would love us for all the times they've rolled over us too.
Lighthouse Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Orient - Their chairman said something about us at the start of last season. Can't remember what, but it wasn't very complimentary. Leeds - Cheering that last minute goal by Hull in the CCC playoff season which sent them down. They chucked half an Evian factory into the Itchen North. Palace - Fonte and Butter dropping a league to play for us. Swindon - Giving it large after 4 consecutive wins. Bit quieter these days mind. Plimuff - Think it's just a South Coast thing, although they're hardly local. Newcastle - 3-3 draw to keep them out the Champs League in '04, plus Khalej putting Kieron Dyer in a coma 2 years earlier. Dons - Beat them 4 times. Charlton - Something about Maze Hill I think. Brizzle Rovers - We nicked Rickie Lambert.
OttawaSaint Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Lived in newcastle, everyone hated us there too, something to do with them always choking against us at the Dell.
wokingsaints Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 aldershot, because all thir fans also support the skates Luton, because they hate 'everyone', as 'everyone' was involved in the loton riots, not just Millwall
beatlesaint Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Stockport & Lincoln, We loaned them Anthony Pulis and Barnet will hate us too then.....altho he did get sent off after 30 mins on his debut so they probably improved for the final hour of the game
Appy Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Orient - Their chairman said something about us at the start of last season. Can't remember what, but it wasn't very complimentary. Leeds - Cheering that last minute goal by Hull in the CCC playoff season which sent them down. They chucked half an Evian factory into the Itchen North. Palace - Fonte and Butter dropping a league to play for us. Swindon - Giving it large after 4 consecutive wins. Bit quieter these days mind. Plimuff - Think it's just a South Coast thing, although they're hardly local. Newcastle - 3-3 draw to keep them out the Champs League in '04, plus Khalej putting Kieron Dyer in a coma 2 years earlier. Dons - Beat them 4 times. Charlton - Something about Maze Hill I think. Brizzle Rovers - We nicked Rickie Lambert. To be fair we cheered that Hull goal because it meant Stoke (who were our playoff rivals at the time) dropped points.
Saint-scooby Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Millwall they hate everyone... Exeter are our stalkers they even wear our old kit and have our old sponsor Palace because we took over their dump once
alpine_saint Posted 26 April, 2011 Posted 26 April, 2011 Wolves - because we tapped up Dean Richards (RIP) apparently.
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