hamster Posted 25 April, 2011 Share Posted 25 April, 2011 Just brought tea, drinkers and left over hot cross buns up to mrs h. She stirred but wasn't quite ready to eat. Due to my slurping tea and tapping away on iPhone she eventually gave up and started to read her book and drink her tepid tea. She has her first ever pair of prescription glasses and they are varifocals, anyone with varifocals will tell you that they can take a bit of getting used to. She joked (at least I hope she was joking) that she was going blind as she couldn't see the words, so as a little test I asked her how many fingers was I holding up? Oh no, she panicked, I'm paralysed too! True story Please forgive my grandma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 April, 2011 Share Posted 25 April, 2011 Hamster, your posts are getting more surreal by the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 25 April, 2011 Share Posted 25 April, 2011 HAHA!!!!......... took me a while, but i got it in the end!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 25 April, 2011 Share Posted 25 April, 2011 I put this through a number of online translators, and the best I got makes a little more sense... Sipping tea as, and dropped the phone, and finally the herbal tea in his book and began to read. Youth mental health first in Zoom, which can take a little time to adjust zoom. Jokingli said (joking I hope), was blind, but he is no less, the number of fingers - as you keep trying to see the text? Oh, no, I fear, was surprising. True story Please forgive my grandmother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 26 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 26 April, 2011 Hamster, your posts are getting more surreal by the day. I put this through a number of online translators, and the best I got makes a little more sense... Well I think it makes perfect sense apart from crumpets coming out as 'drinkers' but that's just my fat fingers apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 26 April, 2011 Share Posted 26 April, 2011 You finger your grandma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 26 April, 2011 Share Posted 26 April, 2011 Sounds more like his grandma fingers his wife. Either way, I'm not forgiving her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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