Some familiar names...

[LaptopSaint]

... in the first few paragraphs of the BBC's Stoke-Spurs match report.

 

"Tottenham had Gareth Bale and Michael Dawson dismissed as Stoke took advantage to claim a vital victory.

 

Bale saw red for a foul on Tom Soares and Danny Higginbotham scored the penalty before Darren Bent poked home.

 

Rory Delap tapped in to make it 2-1 before Ricardo Fuller struck both posts with a penalty and Delap hit the bar."

 

Meanwhile we're starting with an on-loan Sheff Utd reserve, an on-loan Millwall reserve and half of last year's youth team.

 

Come on lads, surprise us. Three points at Bramall Lane. (Please). Shurely Stern has to play???

[Window Cleaner]

... in the first few paragraphs of the BBC's Stoke-Spurs match report.

 

"Tottenham had Gareth Bale and Michael Dawson dismissed as Stoke took advantage to claim a vital victory.

 

Bale saw red for a foul on Tom Soares and Danny Higginbotham scored the penalty before Darren Bent poked home.

 

Rory Delap tapped in to make it 2-1 before Ricardo Fuller struck both posts with a penalty and Delap hit the bar."

 

Meanwhile we're starting with an on-loan Sheff Utd reserve, an on-loan Millwall reserve and half of last year's youth team.

 

Come on lads, surprise us. Three points at Bramall Lane. (Please). Shurely Stern has to play???

 

 

Stern really isn't all that good.Might be better than the incumbents in attack but he's no world beater.