sex are you good at it ?

[simo]

I am !

[Deppo]

Well done. Are you as giver or a taker?

[saintscottofthenortham]

This was one of the responces when I asked what you were like in bed;

 

[hamster]

I don't tend to hang around to ask tbh.

[Smirking_Saint]

This was one of the responces when I asked what you were like in bed;

 

 

fit

[simo]

Well done. Are you as giver or a taker?

 

 

I give what I can and take what I can get

[Ohio Saint]

I've never heard a woman complain.

 

 

See what I did there? I TOTALLY ******* lied!! That's all that women ever do! complain!! Goddamn! I'm funny or drunk tonight!

[Deppo]

I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but Essruu will tell you.

[Ohio Saint]

This was one of the responces when I asked what you were like in bed;

 

 

For what it's worth, I still tried to sneak a peak down the ol' blouser browser. I was assuming that if there was anything to see there they would have forgotten to photoshop it.

 

We had a mailing today to warn of us that a convicted sex offender had moved in within half a mile of us...........Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet.

[scotty]

For what it's worth, I still tried to sneak a peak down the ol' blouser browser. I was assuming that if there was anything to see there they would have forgotten to photoshop it.

 

We had a mailing today to warn of us that a convicted sex offender had moved in within half a mile of us...........Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet.

 

We have a paid-up member of the pervert community less than 10 houses away from me. He got done for flashing in a shop in bournemouth, since then I drove home one afternoon to see 2 police vans and about 6 coppers taking him and his computers off for questioning, turned out he'd been downloading child porn. Sick bastard

[dronskisaint]

I'm always satisfied:D

[Deppo]

I'm always satisfied:D

 

Sick bastard

[Spudders]

Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet.

 

That'll change once it's moved to channel 5

[Smirking_Saint]

We have a paid-up member of the pervert community less than 10 houses away from me. He got done for flashing in a shop in bournemouth, since then I drove home one afternoon to see 2 police vans and about 6 coppers taking him and his computers off for questioning, turned out he'd been downloading child porn. Sick bastard

 

Computers always talk, dirty little snitches.

[scotty]

Computers always talk, dirty little snitches.

 

Is that the bitter voice of experience?

[tpbury]

I'm really good at it - got the job done in under 2 minutes last time!

[Jones91]

This should be a sticky, before it dries up

[revolution saint]

Sex? I've tried my hand at it.

[suewhistle]

I'm so good I don't bother practising anymore.

[thesaint sfc]

I masturbate so much that I don't need sex.

[skintsaint]

My mum gave me 8/10 last night so not too bad.

[SNSUN]

No, I suck.

 

 

 

(See what I did there...)

[hamster]

I got caught masturbating in the vestry by the priest when I was a choirboy, he told me I should save it for when I was older.

 

I've got 14 jam jars of the stuff under the stairs if anyone needs some.

[SNSUN]

I got caught masturbating in the vestry by the priest when I was a choirboy, he told me I should save it for when I was older.

 

I've got 14 jam jars of the stuff under the stairs if anyone needs some.

 

That's how clotted cream gets made. Think about that when you next have a Devonshire Cream Tea.

[hamster]

/\

by choirboys? You're pulling my leg.

[Hatch]

Not Sure I am that good at it to be honest.

 

Pulled a bird last Monday, back to her gaff, nailed her, then I left.

 

Tuesday morning, get call from Police, she set fire to her flat 10 minutes after I left.