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This was one of the responces when I asked what you were like in bed;

 

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For what it's worth, I still tried to sneak a peak down the ol' blouser browser. I was assuming that if there was anything to see there they would have forgotten to photoshop it.

 

We had a mailing today to warn of us that a convicted sex offender had moved in within half a mile of us...........Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet.

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For what it's worth, I still tried to sneak a peak down the ol' blouser browser. I was assuming that if there was anything to see there they would have forgotten to photoshop it.

 

We had a mailing today to warn of us that a convicted sex offender had moved in within half a mile of us...........Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet.

 

We have a paid-up member of the pervert community less than 10 houses away from me. He got done for flashing in a shop in bournemouth, since then I drove home one afternoon to see 2 police vans and about 6 coppers taking him and his computers off for questioning, turned out he'd been downloading child porn. Sick bastard

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We have a paid-up member of the pervert community less than 10 houses away from me. He got done for flashing in a shop in bournemouth, since then I drove home one afternoon to see 2 police vans and about 6 coppers taking him and his computers off for questioning, turned out he'd been downloading child porn. Sick bastard

 

Computers always talk, dirty little snitches.

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I got caught masturbating in the vestry by the priest when I was a choirboy, he told me I should save it for when I was older.

 

I've got 14 jam jars of the stuff under the stairs if anyone needs some.

 

That's how clotted cream gets made. Think about that when you next have a Devonshire Cream Tea.

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