simo Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 If you could have just one meal before you die what would it be ? Mines pork and apple sausages, fried eggs , homemade chips and heinz baked beans and crusty bread ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 An everlasting gobstopper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Hypothetical because I'd never live anywhere that had the dealth penalty: Roast lamb, new Jersey potatoes, runner beans and gravy. Followed by icecream with bananas and chocolate sauce. Simple tastes, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Hypothetical because I'd never live anywhere that had the dealth penalty But you already have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Hypothetical because I'd never live anywhere that had the dealth penalty: And there was me thinking that the question was only aimed at those who stand a chance of being in this position... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 But you already have! Que? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Spag Bol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 It would have to be a mixed grill. With one of these you have loads of choice of different meats,chicken,gammon,pork chop and a piece of steak.All of this is complemented with peas,mushrooms and a fried egg and sometimes they throw in an onion.yummy. Theres something for everyone with one of these(unless of course you are a veggie). If i could manage a desert after one of the above,i would like lemon meringue with strawberries. Blimey i feel hungry now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 The entire menu of Pizza Hut (with extra bacon bits and blue cheese dressing). :-)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 The entire menu of Pizza Hut (with extra bacon bits and blue cheese dressing). :-)) Oh yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 A massive curry feast. Many Cobras to accompany Starter(s): Chicken Tikka and Chicken Pakora Main(s): Chicken Madras, Sagwalla and Jalfrezi with Pillau Rice and a Garlic Naan. Desert(s): Chocolate and Hazelnut Icecream, Mango Kulfi to wash it down. Right, time to call the local curry house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Either a massive chinese takeaway. Starters - Prawn toast, Barbecue Ribs, Crispy Duck, Prawn Wontons, Satay chicken. Mains - Honey Roast Pork, Catonese Roast Duck, Beef in Black bean sauce, Sweet and sour chicken, Lamb Chinese Curry. Or Garlic, Rosemary and Red Wine Lamb, roast spuds, honey glazed parsnips, cauliflower puree, asparagus, Broccoli, Yorkies, pigs in blankets, sage and cranberry stuffing. Both followed with an Eton Mess and a few Jonnie Walker Blue labels on the rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Starts: Garlic Scallops Main: Medium Fillet Steak, Chunky Chips, Garlic butter Mushrooms and a little touch of Peppercorn Sauce over me steak. Afters: Rhubarb Crumble with Double Cream. I would see this down with a bottle of Bowmor Islay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 A pint of Guinness, a meal in a glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Lebanese meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Hypothetically obviously. I just fed seven with some lovely honey coated stir fried turkey fajita wraps with basic salad with handfuls of grated cheddar. If the house gets nuked tonight we will all die happy and full of belly. ASDA Rioja washing it down helped I must say. Hypothetically of course. Wouldn't say no to a family size Gypsy tart right now either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Tinof Spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 The entire menu of Pizza Hut (with extra bacon bits and blue cheese dressing). :-)) Good move! Ask for it to be delivered and you'd still be waiting for it three years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 The hottest stinkiest curry I could find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Fish and chips, lots of salt but even more vinegar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Hypothetical because I'd never live anywhere that had the dealth penalty: Roast lamb, new Jersey potatoes, runner beans and gravy. Followed by icecream with bananas and chocolate sauce. Simple tastes, me. New Jersey is next to Philadelphia and Delaware, which both have the death penalty. Best to have Wisconsin potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Several people have posted that their decision is purely hypothetical. Can someone just confirm that this thread is hypothetical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Several people have posted that their decision is purely hypothetical. Can someone just confirm that this thread is hypothetical? Sorry, by posting in this thread you have reserved your place in the queue for 'the chair.' See you in hell fatboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted 19 April, 2011 Share Posted 19 April, 2011 Yorkshire pudding. Yum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Bella Italia do a dish called Marco Polo....(sauteed duck ,mushrooms and onions in Plum sauce and served with penne pasta),i would have that..... it really is to die for .......... i'll get me coat....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal "Adolf Eichmann declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine. He drank about half of it." I wonder if he was being ironic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Tagliatelle with a cream sauce dusted with fresh truffle shavings, washed down with home made italian white wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Que? Presumably you lived here pre 1969 - I know you're no spring chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Presumably you lived here pre 1969 - I know you're no spring chicken OIC But, to be pedantic, I said "I'd never live ......". In other words, I WOULD never live ..... This indicates current and future plans, not past events. Oh yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 30lbs of semtex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 30lbs of semtex Not a lot of use without a detonator and power source. Although I guess if you're going in the chair, only the detonator would be needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 There is a really nice sea-food restaurant in Cornwall that I went to with my ex-wife quite a lot. I would go there for my last meal, followed by a walk on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 There is a really nice sea-food restaurant in Cornwall that I went to with my ex-wife quite a lot. I would go there for my last meal, followed by a walk on the beach. Would you be allowed to go for a walk on the beach if you were on Death Row? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Would you be allowed to go for a walk on the beach if you were on Death Row? What?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 What??[/QUOT She means that the thread title is death row meals. I dont suppose you would be allowed to pop off to cornwall for a meal in a restaurant. Incidentally, would you want to have this hypothetical last meal with your ex wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 20 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Forgot about pudding! I'd have a vat of butterscotch angel delight and for drink elderflower cordial with ice ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Forgot about pudding! I'd have a vat of butterscotch angel delight and for drink elderflower cordial with ice ! Do you live in Brighton by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 A happy meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 20 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Do you live in Brighton by any chance? As cultured as I sound no I don't ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Hmmm, trcky one this. I think when it came to the crunch, I would go down the Osbourne view in Hill head and have one of their Chicken, leek and Ham hock pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 What about a bird in a bird in a bird? Can I have that please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 There is a really nice sea-food restaurant in Cornwall that I went to with my ex-wife quite a lot. I would go there for my last meal, followed by a walk on the beach. If I knew it would be my last meal, I'd probably want to stay at home and think. So I'd probably make a sausage casserole (nice and Sage-y), have a couple of glasses of red and go out quietly in my sleep. Cornwall's lovely though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 What about a bird in a bird in a bird? Can I have that please? Don't be perverse. The thread's about food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Hmmm, trcky one this. I think when it came to the crunch, I would go down the Osbourne view in Hill head and have one of their Chicken, leek and Ham hock pies. christ, is that place still going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 What's that meal called where they cut the head of a monkey open and you eat it's brains? I would not want that. Although I wouldn't mind trying something really exotic; like dog or sheep's eyes. My thinking is thatif it's rely scrummy then you die happy, if it tastes like **** then it doesn't matter cos you'll soon be dead. Actually, when we say 'errr, yuk, that tastes like ****', how do we know what **** tastes like? Anyone ever tried it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 What's that meal called where they cut the head of a monkey open and you eat it's brains? I would not want that. Although I wouldn't mind trying something really exotic; like dog or sheep's eyes. My thinking is thatif it's rely scrummy then you die happy, if it tastes like **** then it doesn't matter cos you'll soon be dead. Actually, when we say 'errr, yuk, that tastes like ****', how do we know what **** tastes like? Anyone ever tried it? I have eaten a McDonalds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 "Treat every meal as if it's your last" - Rik Waller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 What's that meal called where they cut the head of a monkey open and you eat it's brains? I would not want that. Although I wouldn't mind trying something really exotic; like dog or sheep's eyes. My thinking is thatif it's rely scrummy then you die happy, if it tastes like **** then it doesn't matter cos you'll soon be dead. Actually, when we say 'errr, yuk, that tastes like ****', how do we know what **** tastes like? Anyone ever tried it? enjoy. and lol @ whitey grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 What's that meal called where they cut the head of a monkey open and you eat it's brains? I would not want that. Although I wouldn't mind trying something really exotic; like dog or sheep's eyes. My thinking is thatif it's rely scrummy then you die happy, if it tastes like **** then it doesn't matter cos you'll soon be dead. Actually, when we say 'errr, yuk, that tastes like ****', how do we know what **** tastes like? Anyone ever tried it? Had the misfortune to come across Sheeps Eyes at a "business Banquet" once where we were supposed to eat everything or insult our guests I can tell you that they taste of The vomit that you desperately try to swallow back down again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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