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Just spoke to my uncle who is romantically involved with one of the scouts at Pompey. Apparently it's them who are in for him. Said he's insisting on living near to Southampton to be near the airport - he won't be relocating his family from Finland in the near term.

 

Ah, better re-write my really bad song then

 

He puts his left leg in, his left leg out

In out In out, Shakes it all about

Oh Daniel n'Wokey Joining a team that's very brokey, no hope, no pay ha ha ha

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Just spoke to my uncle who is romantically involved with one of the scouts at Pompey. Apparently it's them who are in for him. Said he's insisting on living near to Southampton to be near the airport - he won't be relocating his family from Finland in the near term.

 

Not being judgemental but please tell me that they have female scouts at Pompey.

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I think that you are being a little judgemental.

 

Aren't we al? for_heaven's_Saint?

 

Aren't we all?

 

If Deano6's uncle turns out to have had a relationship with a male scout from Pompey, then, as long as that scout is a) an adult and b) a football scout and not a boy scout then I would like to think I'm enough of a modern man to be able to deal with that.

 

Put our minds at rest Deano6.

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Just spoke to my uncle who is romantically involved with one of the scouts at Pompey. Apparently it's them who are in for him. Said he's insisting on living near to Southampton to be near the airport - he won't be relocating his family from Finland in the near term.

 

And Pompey's training ground ;)

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Aren't we al? for_heaven's_Saint?

 

Aren't we all?

 

If Deano6's uncle turns out to have had a relationship with a male scout from Pompey, then, as long as that scout is a) an adult and b) a football scout and not a boy scout then I would like to think I'm enough of a modern man to be able to deal with that.

 

Put our minds at rest Deano6.

 

Haha ah I see what you were doing there. Touché!!

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I have an aunty who runs the catering for a live action role play society (for which she performs the role of a black elf) which the entire Pompey laundry team are also members of (they play orcs apart from one who's a 3rd level Thurmaturgist). What's the latest shirt they had to wash? - you guessed it - it had the letters D, N and W on it! Say no more.

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Not being judgemental but please tell me that they have female scouts at Pompey.

 

Not to be pedantic but to avoid accusations of sexual discrimination, shouldn't she be called a Brownie or Guide depending on her experience? Portsmuff have recently promoted from within after making cut-backs, Ada the former tea-lady is now Director of Football, and Milky Malcolm the programme seller is head of business development.

 

Challenging times...

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Not to be pedantic but to avoid accusations of sexual discrimination, shouldn't she be called a Brownie or Guide depending on her experience? Portsmuff have recently promoted from within after making cut-backs, Ada the former tea-lady is now Director of Football, and Milky Malcolm the programme seller is head of business development.

 

Challenging times...

I LIKE THAT FELLA MILKY MALCOLM he drinks in the george fairoak,at last he`s got a desent job.:lol:
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Not to be pedantic but to avoid accusations of sexual discrimination, shouldn't she be called a Brownie or Guide depending on her experience? Portsmuff have recently promoted from within after making cut-backs, Ada the former tea-lady is now Director of Football, and Milky Malcolm the programme seller is head of business development.

 

Challenging times...

 

No, not necessarily.

 

Oddly enough it was in the news only yesterday morning.

 

What next, male Brownies?

 

Deano6 - we need to know. (*about your Uncle, not the Brownies).

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No, not necessarily.

 

Oddly enough it was in the news only yesterday morning.

 

What next, male Brownies?

 

Deano6 - we need to know. (*about your Uncle, not the Brownies).

 

Thanks for the link SB, what the f*ck is going on. Next there will be women joining the police and the army. The repressed sexual tension of the scouts will never be the same again...

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