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Anybody Else Doing Strange Rituals For Good Luck


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when i was a youngster (6ish) i used to do a dance on a Saturday which involved me getting into the Lotus Position for a while and humm to myself then dive up and do some thrashing arm movements.

 

My dad used to say i kept us up for a few years

 

That sounds incredibly camp.

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Last few seasons I built up a mass of match day rituals - buying programmes from particular sellers, walking the long way round SMS, touching Ted's back foot, always drinking cider on the train down and bitter at the ground... This season I was determined not to be a slave to rituals, but I've slowly woken up to the fact that not following any ritual has become a ritual in itself!

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I had four pairs of Grey Gap pants , which were my lucky pants. However, not all of the pants were lucky and, as they we're all identical, it was pot luck as to wether I got a lucky pair or not.

 

Since xmas, two pairs had to be chucked, as they were getting a bit holey. Since then our form has greatly improved. Coincidence ??

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Last few seasons I built up a mass of match day rituals - buying programmes from particular sellers, walking the long way round SMS, touching Ted's back foot, always drinking cider on the train down and bitter at the ground... This season I was determined not to be a slave to rituals, but I've slowly woken up to the fact that not following any ritual has become a ritual in itself!

 

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Get help.

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I changed where I got my programme from at the start of this season and were unbeaten since the change ( didn't go to Plymouth t home or rochdale)

Thought I'd jinxed us against Swindon when we started so badly as I'd used a different seller and turnstile !!

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I have no match day rituals other than making sure the missus gets her ST on the ramp approaching the ground.

 

I gave up on all the others after a particular game in Fratton, as "not wearing any blue" didn't work 2 years running... and my jean-replacement trousers didn't match.

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I used to hover an inch or two above my seat until the game had kicked off. Good for the glutes, yet not disturbing the sitters behind me. Realised it wasn't working when we got relegated and missed out on the playoffs last year.

 

Now, ahead of the game, I just crack one off in trap 2 of the toilets beneath block 42 and wipe the results on the coat of the person who climbs the stairs in front of me. I've not seen us lose since I started doing this and I encourage others to do the same.

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I sometimes touch Ted but when analysing the corresponding results in excel found no effect evident.

 

Others obviously like touching him too as evidenced by his one shiny foot.

 

I notice the Michael Jackson one at Fulham has a shiny crotch...Mohammed Al Fayed obviously believes in rituals too...

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Back at the Dell, we always use to park by the evangelistic explosion in Shirley and do a leapfrog over the barriers of the cut way through to the stadium. I've no idea why as it never worked.

 

LG-TL. Could you do this again Please, just for the remaining games to ensure we get in the play offs? Keep alpine happy.

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I used to hover an inch or two above my seat until the game had kicked off. Good for the glutes, yet not disturbing the sitters behind me. Realised it wasn't working when we got relegated and missed out on the playoffs last year.

 

Now, ahead of the game, I just crack one off in trap 2 of the toilets beneath block 42 and wipe the results on the coat of the person who climbs the stairs in front of me. I've not seen us lose since I started doing this and I encourage others to do the same.

 

Tss, as if you'd be able to get in there for people sneaking a "sly" (read "incredibly obvious") fag. Though at least it would help you with your hovering skills.

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Heres one for you all my youngest son who is 16 has to wear the same "lucky" clothes we dont go to every game but as many as we can afford with these clothes we have won all 11 games he has worn the complete set to the only one we lost was to manchester united and he forgot to put his watch on, so hopefully Bristol Rovers on saturday will be number 12.

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I used to hover an inch or two above my seat until the game had kicked off. Good for the glutes, yet not disturbing the sitters behind me. Realised it wasn't working when we got relegated and missed out on the playoffs last year.

 

Now, ahead of the game, I just crack one off in trap 2 of the toilets beneath block 42 and wipe the results on the coat of the person who climbs the stairs in front of me. I've not seen us lose since I started doing this and I encourage others to do the same.

 

Wont that bloke get a bit pis sed off?

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I'd like to point out at this juncture that Pat From Poole hasn't seen Saints score yet this season (in, I think, 5 attempts), and despite our best efforts to ban him, he has tickets to three further matches.

 

All of his efforts to point the finger at others have been disproven with the attendance of the two other main suspects at the MK Dons and Leyton Orient matches recently.

 

So we can write off Bristol Rovers, Plymouth and Walsall.

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Disturbingly I had been in the bathroom when three of our recent goals were scored in consecutive games. It wasn't until Barney added a third the other week against MK Dons that I finally left the bathroom for a game... Made it very uncomfortable for the missus ha!

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