alpine_saint Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Does nuclear particle physics give you a hadron ? *gets coat*
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Did you hear your 'big shout' on the radio on Tuesday during the match? Dedicated to Mr Grumpy listening in Austria
bridge too far Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 alpine_saint said: Does nuclear particle physics give you a hadron ? *gets coat* That's so poor it should earn you a refraction.
Crispypie Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 a top particle physicist was stopped for speeding. The copper asked if he knew how fast he was going. He replied "no, but i know exactly where i was" Taxi......
Ken Tone Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Crispypie said: a top particle physicist was stopped for speeding. The copper asked if he knew how fast he was going. He replied "no, but i know exactly where i was" Taxi...... Was his name Heisenberg?
andysstuff Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Ken Tone said: Was his name Heisenberg? I'm uncertain.
badgerx16 Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 One atom says to another "I think I just lost an electron". The second one asks "Are you sure ?". "I'm positive".
Verbal Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Crispypie said: a top particle physicist was stopped for speeding. The copper asked if he knew how fast he was going. He replied "no, but i know exactly where i was" Taxi...... He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead?
badgerx16 Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Verbal said: He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead? Yes and no.
Lighthouse Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 'Large Hard-on collider' is a great title for a porno. Might copyright that.
saintbletch Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Verbal said: He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead? He was everywhere. At the same time.
Crispypie Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 Verbal said: He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead? I dont know. I dare not look!
Verbal Posted 11 April, 2011 Posted 11 April, 2011 You have to be carful about this stuff. BBC Radio Four broadcast a programme recently called 'Schrodinger's Quantum Kittens' and received complaints about cruelty to cats in boxes.
Deano6 Posted 12 April, 2011 Posted 12 April, 2011 Robin Ince got in trouble from some for calling his radio show "Infinite Monkey Cage". He had to point out that the title specifies they are hardly being kept in cramped coniditions!
scotty Posted 12 April, 2011 Posted 12 April, 2011 Crispypie said: I dont know. I dare not look! ..and if you did look, the observation would alter the reality.
badgerx16 Posted 12 April, 2011 Posted 12 April, 2011 scotty said: ..and if you did look, the observation would alter the reality. No it wouldn't alter it, it would 'fix' it. Up to the point of observation, all possible outcomes exist.
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