alpine_saint Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 Does nuclear particle physics give you a hadron ? *gets coat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 Did you hear your 'big shout' on the radio on Tuesday during the match? Dedicated to Mr Grumpy listening in Austria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 Does nuclear particle physics give you a hadron ? *gets coat* That's so poor it should earn you a refraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispypie Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 a top particle physicist was stopped for speeding. The copper asked if he knew how fast he was going. He replied "no, but i know exactly where i was" Taxi...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 a top particle physicist was stopped for speeding. The copper asked if he knew how fast he was going. He replied "no, but i know exactly where i was" Taxi...... Was his name Heisenberg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 Was his name Heisenberg? I'm uncertain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 One atom says to another "I think I just lost an electron". The second one asks "Are you sure ?". "I'm positive". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 a top particle physicist was stopped for speeding. The copper asked if he knew how fast he was going. He replied "no, but i know exactly where i was" Taxi...... He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead? Yes and no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 'Large Hard-on collider' is a great title for a porno. Might copyright that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead? He was everywhere. At the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispypie Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 He could have been anywhere. Was the cat dead? I dont know. I dare not look! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 11 April, 2011 Share Posted 11 April, 2011 You have to be carful about this stuff. BBC Radio Four broadcast a programme recently called 'Schrodinger's Quantum Kittens' and received complaints about cruelty to cats in boxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 12 April, 2011 Share Posted 12 April, 2011 Robin Ince got in trouble from some for calling his radio show "Infinite Monkey Cage". He had to point out that the title specifies they are hardly being kept in cramped coniditions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 12 April, 2011 Share Posted 12 April, 2011 I dont know. I dare not look! ..and if you did look, the observation would alter the reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 April, 2011 Share Posted 12 April, 2011 ..and if you did look, the observation would alter the reality. No it wouldn't alter it, it would 'fix' it. Up to the point of observation, all possible outcomes exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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