Turkish Posted 9 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 9 April, 2011 Whatever wry if predictable smile the rest of the song may give me is eclipsed by that line. Have a word with yourself, you c*ck. What a miserable sod you are. Have a word with yourself and lighten up, you c*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 9 April, 2011 Share Posted 9 April, 2011 to the tune of Thats amore When you're charged extra cash but thats fine coz of the sash. thats Cortese When you're ban all the press and pre seasons a mess, thats cortese tills will ring, ching a ling a ling, and you'll all sing He comes from Italia when you're all being fleeced because our owners deceased, thats Cortese... pre-season was AP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 April, 2011 Share Posted 9 April, 2011 Turkish can you get a line in there about the tearjerking watch story? ------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 April, 2011 Share Posted 9 April, 2011 When you're told what to wear by a bloke with no hair, thatsa Turkish. When you're told when to clap by an overweight chap, thatsa Turkish. When 'your terrace-wear's w ank' says our number 1 fan, thatsa Turkish. When you sing 'ding-a-a-ling-a-ling, we love Brad' you're just sad, thatsa Turkish. When youre actually quite funny and attract all the hunnies, thatsa Turkish. hugs mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 9 April, 2011 When you're told what to wear by a bloke with no hair, thatsa Turkish. When you're told when to clap by an overweight chap, thatsa Turkish. When 'your terrace-wear's w ank' says our number 1 fan, thatsa Turkish. When you sing 'ding-a-a-ling-a-ling, we love Brad' you're just sad, thatsa Turkish. When youre actually quite funny and attract all the hunnies, thatsa Turkish. hugs mate :lol: Good work, lines 3 & 4 need a bit of work though . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 April, 2011 Share Posted 9 April, 2011 When you can't write a song cos the words are all wrong, thatsa hamster. In actual fact T, that Amore tune is a great one for a new chant. Maybe our resident lyricists could get to work on it? Seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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