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Whatever wry if predictable smile the rest of the song may give me is eclipsed by that line.

 

Have a word with yourself, you c*ck.

 

What a miserable sod you are. Have a word with yourself and lighten up, you c*ck.

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to the tune of Thats amore

 

When you're charged extra cash but thats fine coz of the sash. thats Cortese

When you're ban all the press and pre seasons a mess, thats cortese

tills will ring, ching a ling a ling, and you'll all sing He comes from Italia

when you're all being fleeced because our owners deceased, thats Cortese...

 

pre-season was AP ;)

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When you're told what to wear by a bloke with no hair, thatsa Turkish.

When you're told when to clap by an overweight chap, thatsa Turkish.

When 'your terrace-wear's w ank' says our number 1 fan, thatsa Turkish.

When you sing 'ding-a-a-ling-a-ling, we love Brad' you're just sad, thatsa Turkish.

When youre actually quite funny and attract all the hunnies, thatsa Turkish.

 

hugs mate

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When you're told what to wear by a bloke with no hair, thatsa Turkish.

When you're told when to clap by an overweight chap, thatsa Turkish.

When 'your terrace-wear's w ank' says our number 1 fan, thatsa Turkish.

When you sing 'ding-a-a-ling-a-ling, we love Brad' you're just sad, thatsa Turkish.

When youre actually quite funny and attract all the hunnies, thatsa Turkish.

 

hugs mate

 

:lol::lol:

 

Good work, lines 3 & 4 need a bit of work though .:)

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