Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
Posted

So, on top of paranoia and a deep-rooted belief that Phil the Greek had his son topped, he has a fixation on a dead, strangely-pigmented kiddy-fiddler.

 

Bound to pass any fit-and-proper person test...

Posted

The Fulham owner reacted angrily when questioned about the statue at its official unveiling prior to Sunday's Premier League game against Blackpool.

 

"Why is it bizarre?," Al Fayed. "Football fans love it. If some stupid fans don't understand and appreciate such a gift they can go to hell.

 

"I don't want them to be fans. If they don't understand and don't believe in things I believe in they can go to Chelsea, they can go to anywhere else.

 

"People will queue to come and visit it from all over the UK and it is something that I and everybody else should be proud of."

 

Posted

I am thinking of getting a Saintsweb coach party to go and visit this statue.

 

I would like to get some indication of numbers as this is likely to be a very popular trip, and may need a second coach.

Posted
I never thought I'd live to see a statue so bad, it makes the original Ted Bates one look quite proffesional.

 

I miss that statue.

Posted

The right arm does look like it's been done by the original Ted Bates statue mongerer. May be the perspective. Anyway, it will have bog rolls, condoms, beer bottles, bird **** all over it shortly no doubt.

Posted
The right arm does look like it's been done by the original Ted Bates statue mongerer. May be the perspective. Anyway, it will have bog rolls, condoms, beer bottles, bird **** all over it shortly no doubt...........

 

........and "PAEDO SCUM" sprayed on the plinth...

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...