Saint_Jonny Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 "rubbish, im Tunisian and even I can spell competition correctly..."
RobM Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 "Madame Tussauds regretted leaving their latest work too close to the fire..."
paulwantsapint Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 look I told you before my chin is harder than your elbow
JackFrost Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 "All we know is he's NOT the Undertaker, but The Undertaker's African cousin"
SuperMikey Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 "With Radhi injured for Saturday's vital clash against MK Dons, Nigel Adkins reacted quickly to snap up Jaidi's grandfather to fill in at CB."
Turkish Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 If we come back from two nil down and win this, poke out my eyes and age me 70 years.
Deppo Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 Not a caption for this competition, but why is there always a photo of Chaplow with his foot high going into a challenge with an opposition player with his foot high in every game's gallery?
John Boy Saint Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 Yooouuu Will now lay on the pitch and pretend that I have hurt you to con the referee. or I am compared to a giant Redwood in defence: this is my possessed by the mighty trees face.
red&white56 Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 Dude - didn't you shower this morning, your armpit stinks !
red&white56 Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 Man, I had a little bit of weed to relax myself before the game.................
dubai_phil Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 Man, I had a little bit of weed to relax myself before the game................. this although living here I wouldn't know what someone on it would look like
Saint_Ash Posted 2 April, 2011 Posted 2 April, 2011 "I can squeeze my thumb harder than you can! And can you do this with your eyes?"
dubai_phil Posted 3 April, 2011 Posted 3 April, 2011 Dear Mr Jaidi Thankyou for your application for Strictly Come Dancing this year. Having reviewed your application and photograph our Judges felt that whilst your footwork and balance shows promise, you still need to work on your deportment and, to put it simply, your face. We thankyou for your application and wish you well in the coming year. As we have a mainly family audience, we simply cannot afford to scare the living sh1t out of them. Yours Brucie Baby
niceandfriendly Posted 3 April, 2011 Posted 3 April, 2011 Ed Miliband in 'playing for MK Dons' shocker.
Saint Billy Posted 3 April, 2011 Posted 3 April, 2011 It was no surprise that Jaidi was the first player after the match to be tested for drug use!
SNSUN Posted 3 April, 2011 Posted 3 April, 2011 Radhi Jaidi has taken a job at a local school. When asked why, he responded that he needed to find some pupils...
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