farawaysaint Posted 2 April, 2011 Share Posted 2 April, 2011 So, I've been dating this girl for a year now and she has the unfortunate habit of when she's had a few enjoying a bit of one on one time with the ladies. So I've come to you shining beacons of sense in an otherwise senseless world in the muppet show to request your opinion. Your girl/guy/fictional partner/hand likes to fool around with other girls/guys/imaginary friends/(I'd say body parts but we all know where that would take us so let's say shake hands with other people ) Hot or just plain weird.... Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 2 April, 2011 Share Posted 2 April, 2011 It is so weird that you have a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey Posted 2 April, 2011 Share Posted 2 April, 2011 What's 'unfortunate' about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 2 April, 2011 Share Posted 2 April, 2011 rule 1 ! lucky bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 2 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 April, 2011 It is so weird that you have a girlfriend. No man would take me I'm available if you're interested Finchy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 April, 2011 Share Posted 2 April, 2011 So, I've been dating this girl for a year now and she has the unfortunate habit of when she's had a few enjoying a bit of one on one time with the ladies. Typical attention seeking, trying to be "different" behaviour to be expected from most British women of this era, sadly. ...and now you're going to tell me she's not British, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 2 April, 2011 Share Posted 2 April, 2011 It all depends on whether you are included or excluded in these events. There's a message in there somewhere for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 I'd need to see some footage to offer a definite opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 In my experience its usually a cry for attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 3 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 April, 2011 Typical attention seeking, trying to be "different" behaviour to be expected from most British women of this era, sadly. ...and now you're going to tell me she's not British, right? She's not but I think the point stands for any nationality of today. I know a lot of girls that do it and it's mostly to get male attention perversely enough, however they usually aren't in relationships at the time. I blame Madge and Britney for starting all this rubbish and Katy Perry just because she has to be at fault for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 So, I've been dating this girl for a year now and she has the unfortunate habit of when she's had a few enjoying a bit of one on one time with the ladies. So I've come to you shining beacons of sense in an otherwise senseless world in the muppet show to request your opinion. Your girl/guy/fictional partner/hand likes to fool around with other girls/guys/imaginary friends/(I'd say body parts but we all know where that would take us so let's say shake hands with other people ) Hot or just plain weird.... Discuss. My birds nickname is the Grand Old Duke of York. Because she's had 10,000 men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 My birds nickname is the Grand Old Duke of York. Because she's had 10,000 men. Did she tell you with a shy stammer that you were her first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 Did she tell you with a shy stammer that you were her first? She tried, but with gash like a wizards sleeve it was never going to be believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 Rule 1 with video evidence only accepted please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 My girlfriend snogged her mate in a club last night. I am going to get them both drunk again today and see if I can join in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 April, 2011 Share Posted 3 April, 2011 I had a girlfriend who did this. I got my own back on her and snogged my mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 4 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 4 April, 2011 I had a girlfriend who did this. I got my own back on her and snogged my mates. Rule 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 April, 2011 Share Posted 4 April, 2011 She's only with you to get pregnant and then she'll be off munching doughnuts with your child brought up by her and her lesbian lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 4 April, 2011 Share Posted 4 April, 2011 Rule 1! I think you mean Rule 12, which means I come around and snog you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 4 April, 2011 Share Posted 4 April, 2011 dune just PMed me: Rule 12 me. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 April, 2011 Share Posted 5 April, 2011 Bit disappointed you never mentioned my PM, Deppo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 5 April, 2011 Share Posted 5 April, 2011 I just checked my PMs to see if it was there, Lungs. It wasn't, but there were 5 infractions for various posts I've made over the past few days from Baj. All infractions were given out this evening. The first one was given at 6:42pm and the 5th one at 6:47pm. So he'd basically looked through my history to see what he could infract and gave out as many as he could. Unless Baj is doing this with every poster, I'd suggest those actions reek of a witch hunt. I wonder why Baj feels the need to do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 April, 2011 Share Posted 5 April, 2011 Ah, nevermind. Just wondered if you still sported a bubble perm and had those tight-fitting shorts in your possession? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 April, 2011 Share Posted 5 April, 2011 I just checked my PMs to see if it was there, Lungs. It wasn't, but there were 5 infractions for various posts I've made over the past few days from Baj. All infractions were given out this evening. The first one was given at 6:42pm and the 5th one at 6:47pm. So he'd basically looked through my history to see what he could infract and gave out as many as he could. Unless Baj is doing this with every poster, I'd suggest those actions reek of a witch hunt. I wonder why Baj feels the need to do this? Is it because you're a retard and can't adhere to simple forum rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 5 April, 2011 Share Posted 5 April, 2011 I just checked my PMs to see if it was there, Lungs. It wasn't, but there were 5 infractions for various posts I've made over the past few days from Baj. All infractions were given out this evening. The first one was given at 6:42pm and the 5th one at 6:47pm. So he'd basically looked through my history to see what he could infract and gave out as many as he could. Unless Baj is doing this with every poster, I'd suggest those actions reek of a witch hunt. I wonder why Baj feels the need to do this? Because the infraction system wouldnt allow me to infract you again without banning you, so I had to remove all your previous infractions first, I wanted to do this on the first post you should have been infracted for, but didnt have time until now, hence you were infracted retrospectively. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 April, 2011 Share Posted 6 April, 2011 But my posts were no different to anyone else's. Baj, you have been sarcastic and pointless on threads in the Lounge. Mine aren't even sarcastic and they have a point. And as for the match thread and post match thread last night, I imagine all of that went unnoticed, even though most of it is punishable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 6 April, 2011 Share Posted 6 April, 2011 Boj and Steve don't want you on their forum, deppo. So they will come after you whether you're doing anything worse than others or not, whether boj is also being sarcastic or not. Weston Super saint is right, we need more and stricter rules, we need posters strictly adhering to rules and we need strict policing of those rules. That is what football based chat forums are all about. What we don't want are people being "funny". If we paid more attention to rules here, more of the legend posters would come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 6 April, 2011 Share Posted 6 April, 2011 FFS, only on TSW could a monkey-spanking thread about bisexual birds be hi-jacked and turned into a thread about cry baby infraction points. Get a grip people, there's fanny to be talked about. Anyway, my twopeneth worth. With an ex girlfriend many years ago, i actively encouraged her to get it on with her mate after she declared a slight sapphic interest in said girly mate. It didn't come to anything, but i did manage to get her to tell me what she would do to her if it did happen, whilst i was banging her back door in once. Great for the vinegars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 6 April, 2011 Share Posted 6 April, 2011 Thinking about it Surely your gf making out with other women is being unfaithful Dump her (obviously make the sex tape video of her making out with women first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 April, 2011 Share Posted 6 April, 2011 The only problem I have ever found in these situations is finding somewhere to rest your can of beer whilst perching on the end of a chair in the bedroom said a younger mate of mine once honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 6 April, 2011 Share Posted 6 April, 2011 (edited) This is a true story. A Geordie mate of mine had this new bird and he kept going on about how much he was getting and how fit she was. She had kids so she wouldn't let him stay, however he kept telling us about how he could turn up anytime and bang her. He got one of the lads to drop him round her house and said his sister would pick him up later on her way home from a night out, as she didn't drink. Next time we saw him he was gutted.Said that this bird was on and on saying "more, more, stay a bit longer" but his sister was outside waiting. He said to her "I would do, but what about my sister"( he didn't want her waiting for too long), to which the bird replied "fine no problem, if it turns you on, go and get her".He kept saying to us "****ing hell, she was up for a bit of pussy and all that was there was my ****ing sister". That was just too pervy for him so he dumped her. Edited 6 April, 2011 by Lord Duckhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughnutman Posted 6 April, 2011 Share Posted 6 April, 2011 This thread needs pictures. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 9 April, 2011 Share Posted 9 April, 2011 As others said, it's just an attention thing. One of my ex's used to do it. When I suggested it go further, she got p!ssed off with ME! WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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