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What's the point of leaf blowers?


Lighthouse
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I've got one of the council wombles wandering around outside my flat blowing leaves off the path with one of those petrol powered blowers. Seems like the most pointless exercise known to man. It stinks, it's noisy as f**k and it doesn't acheive anything. In half an hours' time, a light breeze will have blown through and the path will look exactly the same.

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Your be disingenuious lighthouse. Its a job given to folk to feel part of society . Leaf blowers are an important part of society.

if they were not there people would slip on leafs and hurt themselves and then sue councils making a fortune for the ambulance chasing lawyers and a few bob for the accident prone

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This leaf blowerism is out of order.

 

The most critical use of a leaf blower is to blow fallen leaves off of a green just before I putt.

 

All the energy to build them, the materials mined from the earth to create them the money paid to purchase them the carbon emissions created while they are shipped from their factories in China the transport of the staff to the leaf blowing site by trained drivers the fuel used to power them that can never be recycled and of course the vast sums of money paid to the highly skilled workers who use them the even vaster salaries paid to the trainers who train the leaf blowers and then of course the Health & Safety staff who have to supervise the leaf blowers and to ensure that they do not cause injury and have to write reports that go to managers who have to make regulations that have to be passed by lawyers so that they can be passed up to the legislators to pass laws as to the use of leaf blowers which have to be enforced by the Police and the Health & Safety Officers who have to have managers who have to check that the amended regulations are applied and of course not forgetting the local council publilc relations and marketing staff who have to promote the use of them and the local newspapers who have to cut down trees to provide paper to print the efficiency ratings of one departments leaf blowers over another councils leaf blowers and to explain the ROI from leaf blowing so that the budget for leaf blowing gets approved.

 

Meanwhile you dopey tax payers are picking up the bill for the use of a machine that simply moves a problem from one place to another whilst you cut billion pound airplanes into pieces and make the Armed Forces redundant in the middle of combat operations.

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Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
Next time it happens call sPecial branch. No good moaning to us, you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

Leaf it out Hammy; if you keep beeching on you won't be poplar any more.

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