Funny company names

[Jimmy Gabriel's Halo]

Today whilst in Brighton I saw a plumber's van with the company name on which made me laugh out loud - U BENDER I kid you not. It also reminded me of a a scaffolding company which operates along the coast - can't remember their name but on the back of their lorry was the legend "Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection". There's also the cobbler's known as R. SOLES - they do exist. So, anybody seen any other funny company names ?

And yes I know I lead a sad and lonely life and should get out more, thank you. And yes, I have waited several years just to post this, thank you.

[bridge too far]

There did used to be a chain of door furniture shops called Knobs and Knockers, I remember.

[Smirking_Saint]

There is a BJ Champion around somewhere, in a green van.

 

I lol'd

[saintscottofthenortham]

Today whilst in Brighton I saw a plumber's van with the company name on which made me laugh out loud - U BENDER I kid you not. It also reminded me of a a scaffolding company which operates along the coast - can't remember their name but on the back of their lorry was the legend "Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection". There's also the cobbler's known as R. SOLES - they do exist. So, anybody seen any other funny company names ?

And yes I know I lead a sad and lonely life and should get out more, thank you. And yes, I have waited several years just to post this, thank you.

 

There is a fencing company around Hampshire with the slogan "Make sure your next Erection is in safe hands." 10/10 from me.

 

There is a BJ Champion around somewhere, in a green van.

 

I lol'd

 

That has always made me laugh.

[Lighthouse]

There is a record store in London called The Vinyl Solution.

In Bolton (apparently) there is a hairdresser called Valerie with a salon called Val does 'air

[Deppo]

I saw a hairdressers in Portsmouth called Menz & Boyz Kutz. No puns involved at all. It just made me laugh. I bet haircuts in there are well cool.

[Lighthouse]

Sofa King - Our prices are sofa king low

An Islamic butchers called Halal, is it meat you're looking for

[Hamilton Saint]

There is a restaurant just around the corner from where I work called Shatin Chinese Food.

[dubai_phil]

Was in Kuala Lumpur for 45 hours on business in early December.

 

I googled where to go for dinner.

 

It sent me to a street near my hotel.

 

I found this place

 

 

I decided to avoid the dodgy fruit & went to the Fish place next door

[Deppo]

Lol! When you say that out loud it sounds like "wonky"! Wonky fruit!

[StDunko]

When I was in recruitment we had a american company client based near Chichester called Wayne Kerr Electronics.

[hamster]

All time winner is the shop that used to be in Burgess Road.

 

'AIDS FOR THE DISABLED'

 

This was genuinely true and every single time I Past it I couldn't help saying to myself 'as if they haven't got enough problems'

 

 

Of course I know better now as I have been on a course

[saintfully]

There used to be a barbers in Brighton called 'Fat Boy Trims' (done in the logo style n'all) which I thought was pretty good. Now there is a 'chain' (2 shops only I think) of off-licences called 'Wine Me Up'. No pun, but amusing.

[Hatch]

 

Shoe shop on the Kings Road

[saint boggy]

have seen a van for a building company called 'Bricking It'......made me laugh...

and on a slightly unrelated note , i drove past a van the other day with some right dodgy characters in it ,and splashed across the bonnet of the van was "I'm a Pikey, pull me over"!.......i cracked up!

[miserableoldgit]

This may be amusing for people of a certain age! http://www.wcinfields.co.uk/

[Jez]

There is a solicitors company next to where I work called "Stone Millward Rapers". Not sure if someone's surname is "Raper" or what!

[Window Cleaner]

When I was in recruitment we had a american company client based near Chichester called Wayne Kerr Electronics.

 

 

Wayne Kerr still exist.

[Lighthouse]

[Dimond Geezer]

When I was a kid, in Bitterne Park there used to be a Plumber in Oaktree Rd called Mr Buckett, complimented by a plumber in Sandringham Rd called Mr Flood.

[sambosa75]

I used to live in Denia, Spain and there is a Chinese Restaurant there called 'Wan Ke Longs'. I also used to live on Holland Road in Kensington and there was a garage and carwash called 'The Hand Job Centre'. Picture of sign here:

[scotty]

I used to live in Denia, Spain and there is a Chinese Restaurant there called 'Wan Ke Longs'. I also used to live on Holland Road in Kensington and there was a garage and carwash called 'The Hand Job Centre'. Picture of sign here:

 

When I lived in Stoke there was a carwash that had a sign outside reading "handjobs £5". After a year or two of this, the filling station down the road got one of those automated carwashes that has a drier as you drive out, they put up a sign reading "why pay £5 for a handjob down the road when we'll give you a blowjob for £3.50"

[Johnny Bognor]

When I was in recruitment we had a american company client based near Chichester called Wayne Kerr Electronics.

 

They were in Bognor.

 

In Chichester, there is Beaver Tool Hire (which does make me giggle in its own right)

 

They had an advertising board with "Trim your bush with a Beaver tool" advertising hedge trimmers for sale, but it received too many complaints.

[iansums]

Burger van in Ferndown called 'ooh Nice Baps'.

[thesaint sfc]

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