dubai_phil Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Was listening to S&G's Mrs Robinson tonight, which reminded me... Have you ever had the (fortune) or horror of seeing a naked celeb? me - yep I admit it, 2nd row at some theatre in London to see all of Jerry Hall in The Graduate complete with bead of sweat on the brow as it built up to THAT moment. And then arrgh, being dragged to see Equus and discovering that Harry Potter really does NOT have a magic wand. (Mind you I think I was the ONLY bloke in the sold out theatre and the "how to put this politely?" floor was a torrent of running juices. (oops sorry but guys it WAS worth going as the chick he prances around with was REALL fit and also naked) So, anyone else? And no, Megan Fox (or for the girls some Geezer) in your bed and splashed pics of her on FB don't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 I've seen Roger Black's c*ck and Daley Thompson's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 I've seen Roger Black's c*ck and Daley Thompson's arse. at the same time? oh, and Ive always been slightly jealous that my father saw Kathleen Turner getting her kit off in some play in chichester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 at the same time? oh, and Ive always been slightly jealous that my father saw Kathleen Turner getting her kit off in some play in chichester. Did she not do The Graduate as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Did she not do The Graduate as well? I'm not sure, did she? The old man seemed a bit stunned at the time, he didnt mention what play it was. Cant say I blame him, she was grade-A gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 just checked, think it may have been as Tallulah Bankhead in 1997, she was a right slag by all accounts. Tallulah, not Kathleen. And youre correct, she did play Mrs Robinson in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 25 March, 2011 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Now Kathleen Turner instead of Jerry Hall would have been a moment Whatever happened to her couple of great movies and she became old Boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Now Kathleen Turner instead of Jerry Hall would have been a moment Whatever happened to her couple of great movies and she became old Boo Mmmm Body Heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Marge Simpson. I saw all her yelloiw bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Zoe Balls Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints11 Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Zoe Balls Arse Fatboy Slim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Goldie (Blue Peter dog) My one regret was never seeing Shep in the flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 I have seen Peter Duncan naked, whole full frontal. Oh Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Was listening to S&G's Mrs Robinson tonight, which reminded me... Have you ever had the (fortune) or horror of seeing a naked celeb? me - yep I admit it, 2nd row at some theatre in London to see all of Jerry Hall in The Graduate complete with bead of sweat on the brow as it built up to THAT moment. And then arrgh, being dragged to see Equus and discovering that Harry Potter really does NOT have a magic wand. (Mind you I think I was the ONLY bloke in the sold out theatre and the "how to put this politely?" floor was a torrent of running juices. (oops sorry but guys it WAS worth going as the chick he prances around with was REALL fit and also naked) So, anyone else? And no, Megan Fox (or for the girls some Geezer) in your bed and splashed pics of her on FB don't count I was always annoyed about the stupid hype surrounding the Harry Potter boy being in Equus. I saw a headline in a newspaper that said 'Harry Potter to have sex with horse in West End play', and Equus is one of my favourite plays by one of my favourite playwrights, and to completely mis-represent the play and turn it into 'boy has sex with horse' made ms so angry. That is why we are so uncultured in this country. Everyone sees things the way the media sees them. Equus is an incredible piece of writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Oh, just thought of another Blue Peter related regret....Leslie Judd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Lindsey Dawn McKenzie.... utterly horrendouse bangers.... must of be 1995 ish in Martines2 in beastly Eastleigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Many, many years ago I had a thing for Diana Rigg. As soon as I found out that she was appearing on the West End stage in "Abelard and Heloise" and there would be a full frontal nude scene, I was there like a shot! Second row. I was not disappointed! I still remember it well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 26 March, 2011 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2011 I was always annoyed about the stupid hype surrounding the Harry Potter boy being in Equus. I saw a headline in a newspaper that said 'Harry Potter to have sex with horse in West End play', and Equus is one of my favourite plays by one of my favourite playwrights, and to completely mis-represent the play and turn it into 'boy has sex with horse' made ms so angry. That is why we are so uncultured in this country. Everyone sees things the way the media sees them. Equus is an incredible piece of writing. Actually it was a damned good play, deep and moving and the horse horror scene was really well done. But 90% of the audience only had eyes for one thing unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 In the early 80's while visiting a friend in London, who at the time shared a flat with Doctor Robert of The Blow Monkeys, I visited the bathroom for a leak. Mid p!ss, sensing something behind me I turned around to see a naked woman standing there. She giggled and just stood there. I hastily finshed, flushed and rushed out. Failing to wash my hands. On returning to the living room I told my friend what had happened. He just grinned and asked if I saw who it was. I replied I wasn't really looking at her face, although I had noticed that the carpet didn't match the curtains. He then informed me it was the late Paula Yates, who was then having a rampant affair with said Doctor Robert. Compare photos of a young Doctor Robert, before he ballooned to 30 stone, and Pixie Geldof. You'll get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 In the early 80's while visiting a friend in London, who at the time shared a flat with Doctor Robert of The Blow Monkeys, I visited the bathroom for a leak. Mid p!ss, sensing something behind me I turned around to see a naked woman standing there. She giggled and just stood there. I hastily finshed, flushed and rushed out. Failing to wash my hands. On returning to the living room I told my friend what had happened. He just grinned and asked if I saw who it was. I replied I wasn't really looking at her face, although I had noticed that the carpet didn't match the curtains. He then informed me it was the late Paula Yates, who was then having a rampant affair with said Doctor Robert. Compare photos of a young Doctor Robert, before he ballooned to 30 stone, and Pixie Geldof. You'll get the idea. got around a bit didnt she. Who was that tw*t she knocked about with with the stupid name, ben volpierre or something? while she was still hitched to geldof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 I'm not surprised the carpet didn't match, if she was "late" when you saw her. Spooky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpb Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Many, many years ago I had a thing for Diana Rigg. As soon as I found out that she was appearing on the West End stage in "Abelard and Heloise" and there would be a full frontal nude scene, I was there like a shot! Second row. I was not disappointed! I still remember it well! She'll be 73 this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Typically, and just my luck for a thread such as this, the only one that springs to mind is: http://www.andycrawford.net/naked-jungle/ (Sometimes it is probably wise not to add to threads methinks...!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 I simply can not believe that dub Phil has not seen Tiger in the buff. I took mrs h up the Nuffield to see a play that was supposed to have Samantha Janus in a nude scene. Never happened and they refused to give me a refund. Can't remember what it was called but it certainly did not live up to my expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Nick Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 got around a bit didnt she. Who was that tw*t she knocked about with with the stupid name, ben volpierre or something? while she was still hitched to geldof? Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot of Curiosity Killed the Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 26 March, 2011 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2011 I simply can not believe that dub Phil has not seen Tiger in the buff. I took mrs h up the Nuffield to see a play that was supposed to have Samantha Janus in a nude scene. Never happened and they refused to give me a refund. Can't remember what it was called but it certainly did not live up to my expectations. Nope. But I did take Serio Garcia to the Bathroom, but having been told a couple of years ago that he plays Commando I did the quick any stalkers around check and got the hell outta there. Thanks for the chance of ANOTHER Golfing Tale Hammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Phil are you forgetting the forum posters in the showers at the forum matches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 27 March, 2011 Author Share Posted 27 March, 2011 Phil are you forgetting the forum posters in the showers at the forum matches? Nope..... If you remember, after the match, the managers have the TV Interviews. Oldnick went first, he is soooooooooo not media savvy and is sooooooo succinct his interviews lasted around 25 seconds (about average according to his wife) and he then went back to the showers (hence the KitKat & Mars Bars allegations). Obviously as everyone knows I like to keep things short and sweet, so my interviews only went on for hours, in fact they made a whole mini-series out of them to use when teaching Sports Management degrees. By the time I finished, the lights were out & most of the lads were already in the pub. So luckily I avoided the sight of Granty & LM's lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 27 March, 2011 Share Posted 27 March, 2011 Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot of Curiosity Killed the Cat? thats the fellow. I seem to recall that being bob geldofs "amanda holden" moment, when he finally gave up on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 27 March, 2011 Share Posted 27 March, 2011 She'll be 73 this year... I have a very long memory!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 27 March, 2011 Share Posted 27 March, 2011 Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot of Curiosity Killed the Cat? Didn`t they play/mime at the Dell in the pouring rain before one of the Sky big matches many years ago?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 27 March, 2011 Share Posted 27 March, 2011 David Bryant- pipe smoking bowls maestro. at my dads bowls club when i was about 7.walked in the changing room at the wrong moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 28 March, 2011 Share Posted 28 March, 2011 I've never seen a celebrity naked, but Anjelina Jolie has seen me naked.......Assuming Televisions work both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 28 March, 2011 Share Posted 28 March, 2011 Didn`t they play/mime at the Dell in the pouring rain before one of the Sky big matches many years ago?? Yes. They were sh1te. I was stood in the milton Road and we all started singing OWTS to drown them out. A teenage girl stood nearby started crying as they were her favourite band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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