Saint-scooby Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 Any ideas on where I should start ? Script, Talent, Location, maybe even a camera Thanks in advance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 I'm in. and out, and in again and...oh bugger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 Behind the camera or performing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 to start with you need two men, and a washing machine that doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 23 March, 2011 Author Share Posted 23 March, 2011 to start with you need two men, and a washing machine that doesn't work. Ok I have the washing machine, and a hamster, was looking for some female talent also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 this should be in the Lounge the thread, not the location Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 What are you planning to do with the hamster...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 this should be in the Lounge the thread, not the location Actually, I'd have said it is best suited to the Muppet Show The thread, not the TV show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 I have a boiler suit and a bent co.ck, and I am fluent in german. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 I might have some old cassettes that play dodgy type music that speeds up and slows down every so often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 Read Porno by Irving Welsh - that'll do you. If you're not going to use drugged up/abused eastern european slaves, then you will require some social skills in order to get the 'talent'. You'll require a unique selling point, Saints is probably too specific, but soccer sex can work - maybe introduce a gay angle? Perhaps a montage of post training sweaty penetration? "Oooh, Adam, I loved your (p)ass as I smacked my ball into the net" kind of thing. Show me the rushes and I'll let Big Sam know if it's any good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 I have a boiler suit and a bent co.ck, and I am fluent in german. if its german porn he wants, I take a sh*t once a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 23 March, 2011 Author Share Posted 23 March, 2011 Ok so far a washing maching, dog with a bent co ck and a hamster that talks German, not sure on the Football angle maybe a spit roast thou I had an PM from a female poster, meeting for a coffee later this week, lets hope Hamster gets wood ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadge Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 The female poster wasn't called Amy by any chance was she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 The female poster wasn't called Amy by any chance was she? lofl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 The female poster wasn't called Amy by any chance was she? Yeh, she looked like a fat Spaniard in a wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 I can think of a few on here who would be good as a fluffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 if its german porn he wants, I take a sh*t once a day Then he could call the film - Scooby Poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 2 Women 1 Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 Dirk Kuyt looks like a porn star to me and has the name to go with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 Read Porno by Irving Welsh - that'll do you. If you're not going to use drugged up/abused eastern european slaves, then you will require some social skills in order to get the 'talent'. You'll require a unique selling point, Saints is probably too specific, but soccer sex can work - maybe introduce a gay angle? Perhaps a montage of post training sweaty penetration? "Oooh, Adam, I loved your (p)ass as I smacked my ball into the net" kind of thing. Show me the rushes and I'll let Big Sam know if it's any good. Great book, every time i think of it i have a horrendous image of Juice Terry pounding some bird saying "spice o life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 Well, you'll need a pornstar name. You get this by combining the name of your first pet with your mother's maiden name. Mine is Bluey Blake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 Great book, every time i think of it i have a horrendous image of Juice Terry pounding some bird saying "spice o life" Much prefer his other books, especially Filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 24 March, 2011 Share Posted 24 March, 2011 Well, you'll need a pornstar name. You get this by combining the name of your first pet with your mother's maiden name. Mine is Bluey Blake. You also need a porn number. This is your bank account number, followed by the sort code, followed by your credit card expiry date, followed by the 3 digit security code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 25 March, 2011 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Ok day 2, meeting went well, her name is Lucy she does some photo work etc "very tidy" she is not keen on a spit roast but up for a girl girl session. Anyone got a HD camera I can borrow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Well, you'll need a pornstar name. You get this by combining the name of your first pet with your mother's maiden name. Mine is Bluey Blake. Jasper Fletcher. I sound like an Irish milkman from the '20s... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Jasper Fletcher. I sound like an Irish milkman from the '20s... count yourself lucky, mines Crawler Davies. (tortoise, in case youre wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Much prefer his other books, especially Filth Glue's my favourite (after the original greatness that was Trainspotting of course, but that goes without saying). Porno was good, but that Nikki was an incredibly irritating character. Don't reckon old Irvine does women that well really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Much prefer his other books, especially Filth Glue is my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Ok day 2, meeting went well, her name is Lucy she does some photo work etc "very tidy" she is not keen on a spit roast but up for a girl girl session. Anyone got a HD camera I can borrow ? I can be cameraman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Well, you'll need a pornstar name. You get this by combining the name of your first pet with your mother's maiden name. Mine is Bluey Blake. Harry McKracken... that really does sound like a porn star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 25 March, 2011 Share Posted 25 March, 2011 Mine is Smokey Cornish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Pudsey Mattingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin Strain Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Squeaky Hobbs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 26 March, 2011 Share Posted 26 March, 2011 Patch Burgin at your service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 27 March, 2011 Share Posted 27 March, 2011 Bruno Steel o_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 27 March, 2011 Share Posted 27 March, 2011 Bruno Steel o_0 lol, reminds me of a guy used to post on a picture website who called himself Miles O'Toole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brussels Saint Posted 1 April, 2011 Share Posted 1 April, 2011 Sambo Jennings................... clearly PC had not reached Cornwall in the early 80s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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