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They have probably just had a key cut, and they don't always work 1st time, you need to file the rough bits down, I normally use a wall or the pavement, but if there wasn't one around I'd probably use a car too.

 

What do you drive Keef?

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Some little muppet did both mine and my neighbours' cars not long ago.

 

I'm a pacifist and I don't believe that violence is ever the way to solve anything, but if I had caught the little c**t in the act then I can't honestly say that I would have been able to restrain myself.

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2nd time its happened, last year someone tipped a load of glue over the bonnet. fortunately due to that episode i have now found a brilliant body shop who do a really good price if your not doing it through your insurance. monumental aggravation though as i work away, so makes the logistics awkward to say the least

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2nd time its happened, last year someone tipped a load of glue over the bonnet. fortunately due to that episode i have now found a brilliant body shop who do a really good price if your not doing it through your insurance. monumental aggravation though as i work away, so makes the logistics awkward to say the least

 

Is that what you told your wife after a nights dogging up the woods? ;)

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2nd time its happened, last year someone tipped a load of glue over the bonnet. fortunately due to that episode i have now found a brilliant body shop who do a really good price if your not doing it through your insurance. monumental aggravation though as i work away, so makes the logistics awkward to say the least

 

whats the company?

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That sort of act is so outrageously mean spirited and deranged. Why on earth would anyone want to do something like that?

 

If someone steals from you then at least you have some comprehension as to why the crime has occurred. At least there is some sort of rationale, albeit not necessarily an excuse. An act that has no purpose, no gratification, no merit and is entirely vindictive without motivation or meaning is an act of the least value possible. It is an act of animalism, not humanity.

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Some scrote gave my wing mirror a good kicking on Friday night, broke the mirror, surround & adjustment arm. Bastrd.

 

Don't worry. Someone did that to my girlfriend's car and they came around a fortnight later to apologise.

 

I'm sure the fact that they were caught in the act by a couple of coppers and had a court appearance lined up had nothing to do with why they came to say sorry (to our next door neighbour). Not only a c**t, but a f**king idiot as well.

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I've decided that if I ever get a terminal disease, I am going to become a serial killer.

I will read the papers every day, then hunt down all the low life scumbags that you hear all the stories about, repeat offenders, anti-social gits, all that sort of nonsense, etc etc.

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I've decided that if I ever get a terminal disease, I am going to become a serial killer.

I will read the papers every day, then hunt down all the low life scumbags that you hear all the stories about, repeat offenders, anti-social gits, all that sort of nonsense, etc etc.

 

That would be a pretty busy life then.

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I've decided that if I ever get a terminal disease, I am going to become a serial killer.

I will read the papers every day, then hunt down all the low life scumbags that you hear all the stories about, repeat offenders, anti-social gits, all that sort of nonsense, etc etc.

 

Has somebody been watching a little too much Dexter ;)

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