Hatch Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 How old are the people involved in this bout of fisticuffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 How old are the people involved in this bout of fisticuffs? If saintscott... is the same person I'm thinking of he's early 20s and t'other bloke sounds like a 40+ lairy mongtard. Guesswork based on innernets is amusing. I'm 38 going on 17, for instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 How old are the people involved in this bout of fisticuffs? Leave it 'atch...'e ain't worf it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 ....and t'other bloke sounds like a 40+ lairy mongtard. I love you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 Right, let's get this straight so we can all learn our lessons and move on: If someone is being a bellend, whether in a Tory Party, a bastard, or a troupe of bellends or individually, it is your duty to inform them of this regardless of the likelihood of a bout of fisticuffs occurring. If the person who has been reprimanded then sticks a snake up your rectum or waggles his willy at you throught the clenching of some sort of pelvic sphincter you must not, however, inform or cooperate with the police. Anyone observing this whole spectacle is well within their rights to stand up but may be asked to sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 Right, let's get this straight so we can all learn our lessons and move on: If someone is being a bellend, whether in a Tory Party, a bastard, or a troupe of bellends or individually, it is your duty to inform them of this regardless of the likelihood of a bout of fisticuffs occurring. If the person who has been reprimanded then sticks a snake up your rectum or waggles his willy at you throught the clenching of some sort of pelvic sphincter you must not, however, inform or cooperate with the police. Anyone observing this whole spectacle is well within their rights to stand up but may be asked to sit down. This may be in the T&Cs for next years season tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 Right, let's get this straight so we can all learn our lessons and move on: If someone is being a bellend, whether in a Tory Party, a bastard, or a troupe of bellends or individually, it is your duty to inform them of this regardless of the likelihood of a bout of fisticuffs occurring. If the person who has been reprimanded then sticks a snake up your rectum or waggles his willy at you throught the clenching of some sort of pelvic sphincter you must not, however, inform or cooperate with the police. Anyone observing this whole spectacle is well within their rights to stand up but may be asked to sit down. this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 What is the collective noun for "bellends"? A "pride", a "sea", a "Northam"? A Fratton. The chopsy nature of some of the posts on this thread is hilarious. Makes you realise just why football supporters have such a poor reputation amongst the rest of society - because we/they deserve it, apparently. Batari's box, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrZuess1979 the 2nd Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 Bloody hell what an arse, hope he gets banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobM Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 This is, by some margin, the best thread on this forum for a very long time. Informative and entertaining, all at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massimo Osti Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 First things first, prior to Saturday I had never been kicked out. I was escorted out once when I spat my dummy out that the Northam were singing the name of our already sacked manager when we were 0-2 down to Rochdale. I made my decision to leave, made my opinion clear and was then called "w*nker" and all that and I ended up with the police surrounding me on my way down. I can accept being called all them names and accept that on that day I made myself look an arse, as I have done on a few other occasions that I got too beered up. Secondly, your threatening stance on this is baffling me. Sorry if you read it a threatening??? That was not the intention, That bloke (who I don't personally know as I stated) Whacked you for a reason mate and you know that, he also never hit you from behind as he caught you fully on the nose just after you gobbed off to him. If you cant remember that then you should maybe seek medical advice as you have concussion or learn to handle your beer. You carry on mate if you cant take a bit of friendly advice, it gave people a good laugh during an uneventful period of the game. What a lying nob you are lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 So, who is this mystery fan who will be leading the new Saints Ultras following the face (snake) off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 I heard it was Rupert Lowe. He came to Charlton tonight for round 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Mabes Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 I genuinely just went 'ohhhhh' when I realised I was at the end of this thread! By far one of the best reads in ages! Snakes and bellends all in one read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 saintscott(previously)ofthenortham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza82 Posted 22 March, 2011 Share Posted 22 March, 2011 Sorry if you read it a threatening??? That was not the intention, That bloke (who I don't personally know as I stated) Whacked you for a reason mate and you know that, he also never hit you from behind as he caught you fully on the nose just after you gobbed off to him. If you cant remember that then you should maybe seek medical advice as you have concussion or learn to handle your beer. You carry on mate if you cant take a bit of friendly advice, it gave people a good laugh during an uneventful period of the game. What a lying nob you are lol You call it friendly advice, but you seem to be far from friendly towards saintscottofthenortham, you also found it funny watching someone getting hit. You then go on to call him "a lying nob" whats that all about?? Also you say the person that hit him is someone he shouldnt mess with, or something along those lines, How do you know he isnt?? Its happened nothing more should come of it now, the people involved need to grow up and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonibell Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 He was being a moron, we had a little exchange of words, ten minutes later he smashed me in the face popping my nose and lip. He's my hero. maybe a pair coming your way(hope just for him if what you said is true) http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/crime/football-banning-orders/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 23 March, 2011 Share Posted 23 March, 2011 You call it friendly advice, but you seem to be far from friendly towards saintscottofthenortham, you also found it funny watching someone getting hit. You then go on to call him "a lying nob" whats that all about?? Also you say the person that hit him is someone he shouldnt mess with, or something along those lines, How do you know he isnt?? Its happened nothing more should come of it now, the people involved need to grow up and move on. I wonder if Mr Otsi is more involved than he is letting on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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