saint lard Posted 18 March, 2011 Share Posted 18 March, 2011 (edited) Alan Partridge...... I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say "You look nice... John" Steve Martin..... “I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress” Robin williams..... "Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.” Robin williams..... “Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...” Edited 18 March, 2011 by saint lard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 18 March, 2011 Share Posted 18 March, 2011 from caddyshack, danny the caddy talking to Ty the club rich guy on a putting green; "I got to get this scholarship, or I'll be working in the lumberyard all my life." Ty; " whats wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards" Danny; "I notice you dont spend much time there." Ty; "well, I'm not sure where they are..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 19 March, 2011 Share Posted 19 March, 2011 Pick any moment from Airplane - absolutely crammed full of classics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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