chocco boxo Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Graham Potter Played in 6-3 against Man Utd. Played for England U 21's Now a coach in Sweden.
Badger Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Darren Potter Played for us on loan from Liverpool. Was touted as the "next Steven Gerrard" by some Now at Sheff Weds and is usually crap....so likely to play a blinder against us on Saturday. Oh, and his surname is also Potter in case no one had noticed.
Colinjb Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Ali Dia Not George Weah's cousin Had one shot on target Has scored at Conference level.
whizzpop Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Paul Sheerin, one of Branfoots last Scottish signings "played" under 4 managers now manager of Arbroath
Colinjb Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Stuart Ripley Has a premiership winners medal. Has a law degree. Scored twice as many goals on loan away from Saints as he did for us.
Gemmel Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Andrei Kanchelskis Won alll domestic honours, plus European super cup Represented his Country under three different names, (Soviet Union, CIS and Russia) Was supposed to be wanted by the russian Mafia How ******* ****e was he for Saints
benjii Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Lee Todd Was purchased along with Paul Jones as part of a deal for circa £1.5m (Todd was £0.0005m). Had to stand on the lower rungs of a step ladder for their joint photo shoot. Dave Jones should have known better.
angelman Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Perry Groves He played 15 times for us in 2 years He was small He had red hair
simo Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 The saints player Currently free Always messing up or giving the wrong commentary I gave up after one use
Golden Balls Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Phil Warner Played for us 6 times (did alright I thought) I lived with his dad for a while Now plays for Totton
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Terry Curran 1. his was a 'permy' move 2. was the worst crosser in the history of football 3. there are no other facts about this nonentity worth remembering
Dimond Geezer Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Keith Cassells Bought from Oxford, Mark Wright was the make-weight in the deal. Once hit the floodlights when shooting at goal. Became a rozzer.
scott_saints Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Jermaine Wirght aka Burley's love child Fat S**t Ugly
chocco boxo Posted 16 March, 2011 Author Posted 16 March, 2011 Terry Curran 1. his was a 'permy' move 2. was the worst crosser in the history of football 3. there are no other facts about this nonentity worth remembering Surely that cross that ended up in the back of the Archers Rd net vrs Leeds in 79' taking us to Wembley, well I am sure it was a cross and not a shot!
Crab Lungs Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Peter Whiston signed by Alan Ball from Exeter was VERY ginger Only played one game and no-one can remember who against
rolosfc Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Neil McCann Cost £1.5 million Booed off by the Northam Me and my mates used to call him Nigel
scott_saints Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Neil McCann Cost £1.5 million Booed off by the Northam Me and my mates used to call him Nigel Can remember being ahead at SMS whilst taunting the opposition fans with "And we've still got McCann on the pitch"
Lets B Avenue Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Scott Marshall. A product of the Arsenal academy. Knew how to find the back of the net. Our net!!
Hatch Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Paul Moody He was tall Wore his football boots on the wrong feet, Must have owned dodgy photos of the chairman.
rolosfc Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Can remember being ahead at SMS whilst taunting the opposition fans with "And we've still got McCann on the pitch" I think this was the same game that he then got subbed to a massive cheer!
Guan 2.0 Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Mark Hughes His first name is Leslie He played for Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Manchester United and Chelsea. He Won 14 major cups and League titles in his playing career. He was a useless budgie for us and somehow started every game.
Big_Bald_Si Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Ulrich Van Gobbel Played 8 times for Holland Received a 4 months prison sentence for buying cars on credit and selling them without paying the car company...... .....but has never been located by the dutch police so that he could do his time.
doughnutman Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Anthony Pulis. Given a stupidly long contract. Not managed to play a single 1st team game in that time. Made 48 appearances for 9 teams in a career spanning 8 years.
ladysaint Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Kerry Dixon 2nd highest goalscorer for Chlesea Played for England in the 1986 World Cup Only played for us 9 times
SNSUN Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Chris Woods 1: Old and past it. 2: Conceded 7 goals in 1 match. 3: Broke his leg and (wisely) disappeared.
Frank's cousin Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Frank's cousin Played 20 mins for the 'home side' in a football aid match at SMS Was fat, unfit and huffed and nearly had a heart attack Was subbed on medical advice/because he was crap and replaced by a bloke even fatter - will never forgive Jimmy 'the gaffer' Case we lost 3-1 to the 'away side'
hasper57saint Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 A 'certain' player who shall be nameless but had 'breathing problems' before Saints signed him. I worked at Husbands over at Cracknore Hard and a fellow worker had a song about him that went 'Here comes ..... a coughing and a weasin' best attack he's had all season'. Lawrie Mac was Manager so get your thinking caps on!
Victor Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Jermaine Wirght aka Burley's love child Fat S**t Ugly He can't help being ugly (and actually, to correct you, it is not a 'fact', it is a matter of opinion) but you can do something about your spelling.
Big Ron fan Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Kerry Dixon 2nd highest goalscorer for Chlesea Played for England in the 1986 World Cup Only played for us 9 times Pretty sure this is incorrect. Played for England in a tournament in the US the previous season, but don't think he was at the world cup.
Victor Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 A 'certain' player who shall be nameless but had 'breathing problems' before Saints signed him. I worked at Husbands over at Cracknore Hard and a fellow worker had a song about him that went 'Here comes ..... a coughing and a weasin' best attack he's had all season'. Lawrie Mac was Manager so get your thinking caps on! Thought it might have been Colin Clarke but Wiki says it wasn't Lawrie signed him. BUT... have you seen that photo of him on Wiki!? The soubriquet 'Bunter' seems as appropriate as ever. Interesting to see he is manager of Puerto Rico though, I shall be looking out for their results from now on!
Thedelldays Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Delgado injury prone signed by rupert fecking lowe hated it when people missed his birthday
Saint Samuel Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Vincent Pericard Played for Juventus in the Champions League Represented France at U21 level Scored twice in 34 games for current club Swindon, both goals against Saints
70's Mike Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Kerry Dixon 2nd highest goalscorer for Chlesea Played for England in the 1986 World Cup Only played for us 9 times Or his mate Speedie
dubai_phil Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Terry Curran 1. his was a 'permy' move 2. was the worst crosser in the history of football 3. there are no other facts about this nonentity worth remembering Oh yes there is ONE other fact he scored (I think his only goal) against Leeds Utd in the League Cup Semi Final 2nd Leg that sent us to Wembley again
dubai_phil Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 John Burridge Had to hold Alan Shearer's hand on his debut on the way down the steps from the changing room at the Dell as Shearer was so nervous and nearly fell Now works as a Football Coach & Teacher in this part of the world and needs Saints fans to tell Filipino Chicks how famous he once was Sings a cracking version of The Hippy Hippy Shake at Karaoke, but can't beat D_P with The Buggles
exit2 Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Colin Cramb The only player to have played in ALL four divisions in England AND Scotland out of the 18 clubs he played for was only Saints and Notts County he didnt score for struggling on the third but he did have a crap hair cut
beatlesaint Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Steve Baker A very poor right back Played far far too many games in what was a pretty good side under Lawrie Mac and then Chris Nicholl Was largely responsible for Poopey beating us 2-0 at The Dell in the mid eighties.
angelman Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Kleber Chala Cost anywhere (supposedly) from £350k £1m depending on how you want to split the Delgardo package up Did anyone ever see him play Couldn't speak a word of English so WGS didn't pick him (which is funny really as WGS can't speak English either).
chocco boxo Posted 16 March, 2011 Author Posted 16 March, 2011 Osher Williams Was a waiter when Lawrie signed him Second black player to play for Saints Was a coach at Aberdeen.
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 he came on in the pre season home friendly, thus i saw him
Pat from Poole Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 Ulrich Van Gobbel Played 8 times for Holland Received a 4 months prison sentence for buying cars on credit and selling them without paying the car company...... .....but has never been located by the dutch police so that he could do his time. Cool. I liked him, he was a little bit mental and very menacing.
The Majestic Channon Posted 16 March, 2011 Posted 16 March, 2011 John Burridge Had to hold Alan Shearer's hand on his debut on the way down the steps from the changing room at the Dell as Shearer was so nervous and nearly fell Now works as a Football Coach & Teacher in this part of the world and needs Saints fans to tell Filipino Chicks how famous he once was Sings a cracking version of The Hippy Hippy Shake at Karaoke, but can't beat D_P with The Buggles John burridge was not crap.
Lets B Avenue Posted 17 March, 2011 Posted 17 March, 2011 A 'certain' player who shall be nameless but had 'breathing problems' before Saints signed him. I worked at Husbands over at Cracknore Hard and a fellow worker had a song about him that went 'Here comes ..... a coughing and a weasin' best attack he's had all season'. Lawrie Mac was Manager so get your thinking caps on! Charlie George?
Gemmel Posted 17 March, 2011 Posted 17 March, 2011 John burridge was not crap. I think dubai missed the gist of the thread. Budgie certainly was not crap
Eastcowzer Posted 17 March, 2011 Posted 17 March, 2011 Charlie George? Charlie George, The Flymo Man.
theyin Posted 17 March, 2011 Posted 17 March, 2011 Anthony Pulis. Given a stupidly long contract. Not managed to play a single 1st team game in that time. Made 48 appearances for 9 teams in a career spanning 8 years. Surely not??? I wonder if there is a footballer that has taken so much, from so many, for so long?
theyin Posted 17 March, 2011 Posted 17 March, 2011 John Burridge Had to hold Alan Shearer's hand on his debut on the way down the steps from the changing room at the Dell as Shearer was so nervous and nearly fell Now works as a Football Coach & Teacher in this part of the world and needs Saints fans to tell Filipino Chicks how famous he once was Sings a cracking version of The Hippy Hippy Shake at Karaoke, but can't beat D_P with The Buggles He's always in the studio with Carlton Palmer commentating on the PL for the Ten (Tata so Indian channel I guess) whenever I watch a game on p2p4u. Surely they aren't paying for them to live it up in Dubai?
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