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I saw a similar encounter when as a child I was taken to a circus in Chatham. On that occasion the fight was between a tiger and one of the performers and also sadly ended in a death when said tiger went for the juggler.

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Stupid predictive text- petticoats WTF
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I saw a similar encounter when as a child I was taken to a circus in Chtham. On that occasion the fight was between a tiger and one of the petticoats and also sadly ended in a death when said tiger went for the juggler.

Hello, mate!

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If I just look straight ahead I can pretend you're not even there. That'll show you...

 

If you want to wake up tomorrow with a crowd around you then I will grant your wish.

 

Be warned though, much like the unsheafing of a sabre, once I remove my glasses I cannot put them back on until blood has been shed.

 

Your move, use it wisely. This would be a good time for you to climb back into your giraffe compound LOL.

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If you want to wake up tomorrow with a crowd around you then I will grant your wish.

 

Be warned though, much like the unsheafing of a sabre, once I remove my glasses I cannot put them back on until blood has been shed.

 

Your move, use it wisely. This would be a good time for you to climb back into your giraffe compound LOL.

 

Are you Charlie Sheen in real life?

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If you want to wake up tomorrow with a crowd around you then I will grant your wish.

 

Be warned though, much like the unsheafing of a sabre, once I remove my glasses I cannot put them back on until blood has been shed.

 

Your move, use it wisely. This would be a good time for you to climb back into your giraffe compound LOL.

 

Do you wear your glasses to bed? In light of the above I dearly hope so, purely for Mrs Hamster's sake.

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aaaaaHAHAHAHAHA 5' 4" you ****ing midget!!!!

 

Your name has duly been added to my list big man.

 

I actually lied about my height Mikey The Man Mountain, still think you can take me if I add the missing 2 inches?

 

A d I do not wear specs in bed, I think after all these years I can find my wY around and anyway, I tend to take a more laid back role nowadays, I think I've earnt that.

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You want to watch yourself, Jonny. Hamster and I used to be a tag-team back in the old days. We were called The Flying Midgets and held several versions of the NWA title. You need to be able to pony up, 'cos he doesn't mess...

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Appreciated blood.

 

Fools rush in though and believing their own hype they forget that it is a jungle out there and would do well to read up on the fables of Aesop, in particular the one about the elephant and the mouse.

 

Brain vs Brawn? Do the moth

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Your name has duly been added to my list big man.

 

I actually lied about my height Mikey The Man Mountain, still think you can take me if I add the missing 2 inches?

 

A d I do not wear specs in bed, I think after all these years I can find my wY around and anyway, I tend to take a more laid back role nowadays, I think I've earnt that.

 

Ooh, I dunno..that would mean you're only 11in shorter than me! ;)

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No disrespect but your reasoning is way off here. I'm only 5' 4 1/2" but could very likely tear most people o the forum to shreds.

 

well he nearly took the9 out at the waist when we played a the Forum match, so he's not kidding Lol

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Tbf, I did say sorry to The9 at the time as that was 100% an accident as I didn't realise he was so slow. Plus dp told me to do it just like willy wonka has told me to take any other mouthy little ****ers out forthwith.

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