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A NEW sighting of South America's 'creepy gnome' has caused panic among locals after a group of youngsters claimed a 'midget monster' ran towards them at night.

 

The teens – who recorded footage of the freaky being on their mobile phone – said they are now "too terrified" to go out at night.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1817406.ece

 

Earlier story: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

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Thats quality, but as you say St Landrew, if I were a kid and saw something like that I would pap myself and run! That or run up to it and give it a big kick!

 

It has to be someone dressed up trying to scare kids. I think this ploy would work over here, getting little sheets of the streets by scaring the carp out of them!

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If I can just remain seious enough while I type this short paragraph, it must obviously be some of sort of primate because of the diminutive size, the slightly sideways gait, and the mentioned dog-like barking. All points to some sort of ape. The pointed head could just be raised hair.

 

Perhaps mankind isn't the only species that uses ultra controlling hair-gel..? :cool:

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