Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 I am watching it now on ITV. I have seen it loads of times, but what annoys me is that they never explain where all the dinosaurs come from. Why are they there on that island? Surely people flying over in planes would see that huge dinosaur at the start. I can't believe that they just found them all there living happily together in 1993, after 50 million years. Stupid.
Saint_Jonny Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 But they do explain how they got there... they were created using genes found in the blood of 70 million year old mosquitoes.. or something. Its all in the film! Open your ****ing ears!
saint boggy Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 what i've never got me head 'round was that fact that when these dinosaurs lived (millions of years ago) it would've probabaly taken them at least 20-30 years or so to reach adulthood, yet there they are ,fully-grown (in presumably the space of only a couple of years!).....
dubai_phil Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 If the idiots in the film had bothered to spend a couple of days reading the book before they went to that Island they wouldn't have (nearly) all got eaten
Saint_clark Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 what i've never got me head 'round was that fact that when these dinosaurs lived (millions of years ago) it would've probabaly taken them at least 20-30 years or so to reach adulthood, yet there they are ,fully-grown (in presumably the space of only a couple of years!)..... It's a science fiction film...if you accept the premise that it's possible to clone dinosaurs from DNA, it's pretty much a given they can increase their growth rate.
hypochondriac Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 It's a science fiction film...if you accept the premise that it's possible to clone dinosaurs from DNA, it's pretty much a given they can increase their growth rate. Also, scientists know the growth rate of a dinosaur? For all we know they could get that big in just a couple of years.
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Author Posted 6 March, 2011 Why don't the flying ones fly away from that island?
Dog Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 Also, scientists know the growth rate of a dinosaur? For all we know they could get that big in just a couple of years. Yes, most dinosaurs are fully grown at 18 months, well the one's I've cum across have.
hamster Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 I wonder what a dinosaur egg would taste like? Where could I buy a frying pan big enough to try this experiment out? NB. It goes without saying that I meant an egg from one of the big dinosaurs not an egg from a little one.
Scudamore Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Yes, most dinosaurs are fully grown at 18 months, well the one's I've cum across have. "Cum" across?
SuperMikey Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 "Cum" across? You've never seen pterodactyl porn?
saint_bert Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 I always thought after the first one that if they made a second film, the plot would be that people went back to that island and found the genes that the fat dude dropped when the spitting dinosaur ate him. I was wrong. I was however about 8 when I made that stab in the dark
fish fingers Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 I heard they were going to make Jurassic Park 4.
thesaint sfc Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 I didn't like Jurassic Park 3. There I said it. Please don't hurt me.
Saint_clark Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 I heard they were going to make Jurassic Park 4. Pretty sure they scrapped the idea after Michael Crichtons death.
Deppo Posted 11 March, 2011 Author Posted 11 March, 2011 But they do explain how they got there... they were created using genes found in the blood of 70 million year old mosquitoes.. or something. Its all in the film! Open your ****ing ears! No they don't
Son of Bob Posted 8 April, 2011 Posted 8 April, 2011 They do. It's in the bit where they go on the 'ride' that explains how they created the dinasours .... funnily enough. They used DNA extracted from genes found in the blood of Mosquitos trapped in amber. Maybe you fell asleep at this point?
latter day saint Posted 8 April, 2011 Posted 8 April, 2011 remember watching it at the cinema & the actor who played Mr Rumbold in Are You Being Served was sat a few rows in front of me. found it very distracting as i kept thinking about slapping him on the head for some reason i really wish they hadn't changed story from the 2nd book when they filmed it. totally ruined a better story then Jurassic Park.
Deppo Posted 8 April, 2011 Author Posted 8 April, 2011 Did they explain how the dinosaurs got there in the book?
Saint_clark Posted 9 April, 2011 Posted 9 April, 2011 Did they explain how the dinosaurs got there in the book? The same way as in the film, I believe. This is like a toned down version of that Millwall fan who tried to buy his own season ticket seat and then went on a rant about how it'd already been sold.
Barry the Badger Posted 14 April, 2011 Posted 14 April, 2011 Where do they buy their petrol? They clone it from petrol DNA found in the stomachs of spiders.
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