Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Author Posted 6 March, 2011 (edited) It's not f*cking difficult to do it right is it? If you all read the first post properly you would see how it is done right. If you can't do it right, don't bother f*cking doing it at all. I'm getting f*cking sick and tired of people c*cking this thread up and making Saints fans look like mugs because they can't follow simple instructions properly. How are we supposed to enjoy this light-hearted thread if people can't f*cking do it right? How? F*cking useless ****s. Now, I'll say it one more time: Do it right or leave this thread alone for those that are intelligent enough to do it right. Edited 6 March, 2011 by Deppo
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Author Posted 6 March, 2011 I say that with apologies to those that have done it right. Thank you to those people - you know who you are.
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Author Posted 6 March, 2011 Althony Pulia, the worst Saints player, EVER. That's a good one.
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 Tomum Hajvenport. Centre-halfing perfection.
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 Stuvid Riplee. Combine David Lee and Stuart Ripley and just think what a winger we'd have. No, perhaps not.
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Author Posted 6 March, 2011 Fart Bialnali. Saints goalkeeper grows a moustache. Good. Kleberico Khalarias Bad.
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 6 March, 2011 Posted 6 March, 2011 Ivark Golennis. A rather marvellous full-back.
cambsaint Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Gabriel McGrath: Certainly no angel, would strike fear into any forward.
paulwantsapint Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Franeey benardock Benali never say die Barnard never say die hurlock never say die Might not last more than 10 mins but wouldn't give up
paulwantsapint Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Mickie chanbert Rickie goals channon goals lots of goals
hamster Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Jarry Redknapp A worthless piece of **** and a worthless piece of **** making the ultimate worthless piece of ****. Of course, I am saving 'Deppchondriac' (an even more worthless piece of ****) for another thread which will soon follow this one. And there is always Bave Groj the bestest forum owners in the world.....ever.
SNSUN Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Gurek Do Praganowski A player who excels on loan but goes quiet when a contract is handed to him.
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Closé Fondekvam: Doubly cultured defender - and a Belgian funk band.
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Charlvin Georvis: A goalkeeper who makes a bit of a hash of crosses because he lost a finger in a lawn mower accident.
Colinjb Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 (edited) Ricker Croubert - Goals goals goals Andett Svenley - The ultimate midfield medley Petti Shilemi - Two legends between the sticks become one Chron Doird - The b*stard love child of a cottager and a 'legend.' Harn Redvliet - The horror Edited 7 March, 2011 by Colinjb
norwaysaint Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 I can't believe nobody has said Matt le Tissier yet, easily our best player ever, a legend and utterly loyal too. Honourable mentions to Kevin Keegan and Ron Davies too.
Colinjb Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 I can't believe nobody has said Matt le Tissier yet, easily our best player ever, a legend and utterly loyal too. Honourable mentions to Kevin Keegan and Ron Davies too. Maonvin Le Keevies?
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Alan Ball + Lee Barnard = Allee Barnball He's definitely harder than Lampard and has a funny name.
fanimal Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Davedick Strongchap - The best bald headed goalscoring midfielder.
Crab Lungs Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Timmy Flowcast - fusing the two together (1 x ex-England international and 1 x normal person masquerading as a professional goalkeeper) would mean the hybrid's ability would level out at around Sunday League keeper standard.
OttawaSaint Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Just goes to show how many total thickos we have in our ranks who post on here. Instructions were extremely simple, yet most failed. Thanks for this Deppo.
Supersubpuckett Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Just goes to show how many total thickos we have in our ranks who post on here. Instructions were extremely simple, yet most failed. Thanks for this Deppo. Also shows that some people take things a little toooooo seriously....
Julian H. Cope Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Jhomal Belfara - 'doo doo doo' Jeter Shilrridge - Nice hair & handstands.
rallyboy Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Matheo Tiscott - the best player ever to pull on two Saints shirts? With silky-skilled hardman Davedick Strongchap alongside him we could take on the world!
SuperMikey Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Inice Idinandez The Catalonian midfield maestro.
Deppo Posted 7 March, 2011 Author Posted 7 March, 2011 I give up. I wash my hands of this thread. Only a small number did it right.
Julian H. Cope Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 Colkie Clarbert - added weight up front. I think I've got this one right?
ericofarabia Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 Forbelex - Phillipsade - MastersChamber ..... money generating enterrprise for the clubs shirt naming department - and an extra five minutes of added on time at the end of any match he gets booked in!!
dune Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 I give up. I wash my hands of this thread. Only a small number did it right. Maybe if you'd explained how to do it it would have helped. I got it straight away.
fanimal Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 OK Nigel McMenemy, sorry, Deppo; you are the gaffer, so how about a team of the 11 best/correct entries plus a bench of 7 for the game v Yeovilton at St Dellys tonight??
ericofarabia Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 Oi Deppo - I demand that you make a comment about how great you think my offering was (the AOC - FPM effort) before I have to resort to name calling and cutting remarks about how ill your posts make me feel and get myself an infraction FFS. PS if you have succumbed to your hunger strike and popped your clogs you are excused and I'll start a thread saying that you were the greatest poster this board has ever seen.
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