benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 He's a tory and therefore a c**t by nature as every tory is. However, I do think his desire to move away from the dependence on financial services to a more balanced economy is a sensible move and should be applauded. If he has the capability to actually make it happen I doubt but, for once, I don't believe that they are hollow words. If you open a post with that first sentence then anything else you say is going to be tainted by the perception that you are a sad idiot. Which is a shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Not sure why you've got Prescott in there. He's never been PM (or didn't you know that?) Both Milibands were and still are highly respected on the world stage. I'm not too sure that Cameron is (yet, or ever will be). He doesn't seem to do anything of any importance - he just poses about looking for photo opportunities IMO. Even the Americans seem to be ignoring his suggestions. He was deputy PM and would frequently represent us on the world stage whilst Blair was off holidaying with Mubarak or Berlusconi (or didn't you know that?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Cameron does come across like a bit of a bellend. His problem is he is completely detached from reality, he is clever enough to try and appear to be in touch with the people but he will never be that popular as long as the silver spoon is up his ass. Labour won't have to do much to kick him out next time. The alternatives are not great though. Clegg is a slimey nonce with no future after playing the honest John card then stabbing everyone who voted for him in the back. Milliband just looks like a Wallace and Gromit charachter who can't even speak right, if labour had appointed the right brother then there would have been someone who could be a decent leader. Unfortunately as ever the internal politics of Labour ****ed things up for them, no one will take that boggle eyed **** seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 If you open a post with that first sentence then anything else you say is going to be tainted by the perception that you are a sad idiot. Which is a shame. Forgive me for not giving a fat rat's @rse what you think as you've proven, over and over again that you are as objective as Dune when it comes to anyone who is left of centre. Glass house etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Forgive me for not giving a fat rat's @rse what you think as you've proven, over and over again that you are as objective as Dune when it comes to anyone who is left of centre. Glass house etc... I have nothing against people who are left of centre who are not enormous hypocrites. It might surprise you to learn that I have never voted Tory in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Cameron or Brown/Prescott/Millibean representing Britain on the world stage? There's a tough choice. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I like it. I can't take the credit for that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I can't take the credit for that one! I was first to spot he was a Mr Bean look-a-like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I was first to spot he was a Mr Bean look-a-like. If you say so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I was the first the notice the Gordon Brown was blind in one eye and make a joke about it! I'm cool, political and funny! LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I have nothing against people who are left of centre who are not enormous hypocrites. This. Show me one and I'll gladly shake their hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Has anyone ever noticed that Roy Hattersley spits a lot when he speaks? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Has anyone ever noticed that Roy Hattersley spits a lot when he speaks? LOL! LOL!!! You should do observational comedy. When you do, can you suggest that George Bush isn't all that bright and that William Hague is funny sounding (and looking)? People will love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 You know, the first time I saw Cyril Smith, I shouted "He's fat!" really loudly at the telly. I didn't half laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 If you say so! I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 LOL!!! You should do observational comedy. When you do, can you suggest that George Bush isn't all that bright and that William Hague is funny sounding (and looking)? People will love it! Just need to add the obvious Cameron/bellend equation and he's got a routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 TBF, I've just Wiki'd Spitting Image and it turns out Dune was responsible for most of the best bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 You know, the first time I saw Cyril Smith, I shouted "He's fat!" really loudly at the telly. I didn't half laugh! I do things like this all the time. There was a family on ant and decs push the button last night that caused me to curse at the TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Just need to add the obvious Cameron/bellend equation and he's got a routine. Agreed. For the purpose of an comedy act that will go down well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Agreed. For the purpose of an comedy act that will go down well. Double agreed. Comedy wouldn't be funny without an element of truth. In any case, Cameron goes on providing such good material. Who other than a bellended toff would propose his Old Etonian chum Quintin Hogg for a peerage? For services to state-funded moats, presumably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Just need to add the obvious Cameron/bellend equation and he's got a routine. I would advise him to consider depicting Cameron as a condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 (edited) When the condom fits... Actually his performance in the Middle East recently is surely the walking, talking definition of a bellend. First he turns up in the middle of a region-wide revolution to try to flog arms to all the nice corrupt regimes, then comes home and storms into the Commons to tell the world that Britain is about to impose a no-fly zone, and finally, after a sharp slap-down by the Americans, returns to the Commons with his tail between his legs. Bellend indeed. Edited 6 March, 2011 by Verbal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 When the condom fits... Actually his performance in the Middle East recently is surely the walking, talking definition of a bellend. First he turns up in the middle of a region-wide revolution to try to flog arms to all the nice corrupt regimes, then comes home and storms into the Commons to tell the world that Britain is about to impose a no-fly zone, and finally, after a sharp slap-down by the Americans, returns to the Commons with his tail between his legs. Bellend indeed. All of these things infinitely more possible than ending boom & bust, but didn't hear any leftie complain then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 All of these things infinitely more possible than ending boom & bust, but didn't hear any leftie complain then. Im certainly no fan of Brown. Odd that you should think (or imply) so. But let's not change the subject. Cameron's performance in the Middle East was truly bellended though - surely you'd agree. And you're surely not about to offer a defence for Bellend's attempt (again, withdrawn after a good kicking from his colleagues) to promote plebs-can-pay-for-my-moat Hogg to a peerage? Or are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 All of these things infinitely more possible than ending boom & bust, but didn't hear any leftie complain then. Nor did they complain when Brown raided company pension schemes leaving huge black holes and ending the prospect of a final salary pension for millions. Fortunately I work for a company with the resources to inject huge amounts to keep the final salary scheme going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Cameron may well be a bellend for promoting a *** to the House of Lords but then that would make pretty much every PM ever a bellend (which may be the case). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 At the end of the day, Blair will take some beating as the biggest, shiniest most bulbous bellend that most people ever did see (and before anyone gets excited, this is not meant as a slur on socialists; I fully except that the Labour party is a strange, opportunistic, populist party with no principles at all). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 At the end of the day, Blair will take some beating as the biggest, shiniest most bulbous bellend that most people ever did see (and before anyone gets excited, this is not meant as a slur on socialists; I fully except that the Labour party is a strange, opportunistic, populist party with no principles at all). true and has always he,s the best tory leader this country ever had,thatchers child and cameron is just a poor mans blair clone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Do you have any idea how much interest we paying to service the debt and how much more we need to borrow because of the mess labour left this country in? Labour have always left this country on its knees for the conservatives to sort out. Who are we paying interest to? We've finished paying the WWII war debt to the US so I'm struggling to think who we now owe interest to. Much of this financial crisis has come about through banks marketing debt as a commodity, crashing and then effectively getting nationalised in a bail out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Cameron may well be a bellend for promoting a *** to the House of Lords but then that would make pretty much every PM ever a bellend (which may be the case). So we're agreed. Cameron is indeed a bellend. This thread has been illuminating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 At the end of the day, Blair will take some beating as the biggest, shiniest most bulbous bellend that most people ever did see (and before anyone gets excited, this is not meant as a slur on socialists; I fully except that the Labour party is a strange, opportunistic, populist party with no principles at all). You except it do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 So we're agreed. Cameron is indeed a bellend. If you say he's a penis it's pretty damning if the old saying "it takes one to know one" is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I believe he is at heart an honourable man He could have done many other things given his intelligence and up bringing However, I detect a genuine desire to serve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 If you say he's a penis it's pretty damning if the old saying "it takes one to know one" is true. Not a penis, just a glans, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I believe he is at heart an honourable man He could have done many other things given his intelligence and up bringing However, I detect a genuine desire to serve Don't be a bellend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 So benjilegend, what's your defence of Cameron's failed attempt to award his Old Etonian, moat-non-paying chum Quintin Hogg a peerage? What's your defence of Cameron's brilliant attempt to sell arms to despots in the midst of the upheaval in the Middle East, then suddenly to see the light with a no-fly zone, only to be thwacked by Clinton? Johnny B couldn't come up with an answer. Maybe you can. Here's hoping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 I love Steve Bell's cartoons. This one made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 true and has always he,s the best tory leader this country ever had,thatchers child and cameron is just a poor mans blair clone. Oh I'm on a roll now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 (edited) So benjilegend, what's your defence of Cameron's failed attempt to award his Old Etonian, moat-non-paying chum Quintin Hogg a peerage? What's your defence of Cameron's brilliant attempt to sell arms to despots in the midst of the upheaval in the Middle East, then suddenly to see the light with a no-fly zone, only to be thwacked by Clinton? Johnny B couldn't come up with an answer. Maybe you can. Here's hoping. Why do you want me (assuming you're talking to me) to "defend" these things? FWIW, I think the talk of a no-fly zone was silly. I recently started a thread saying that we should cut our defence spend to £0 so that should give you some idea of what I think about arms dealing. I'm not particularly interested in Quintin Hogg; as we have seen, Hogg is not alone when it comes to being a prize **** at Westminster. I don't know why Cameron wanted to make him a peer. Perhaps Hogg has done all sorts of great things. Frankly, I don't know. The moat situation was obviously ludicrous but it's clear that huge numbers of MPs used the expenses system to supplement their parliamentary income. Whether they played the property fiddle, downloaded porn, gave family members a summer job or cleaned their moat is pretty much immaterial but I don't think we're suggesting that any MP who ever made an expense claim against the background of that systematic convention should be barred from the Lords are we? Maybe we are. Or maybe we're just choosing one example because we have an irrational dislike of rich people. What I find hard to defend is the sort of sad and puerile point scoring that characterises political debate. Edited 6 March, 2011 by benjii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 So that's you out, Johnny Bog out. Dune is terminally incoherent. I'm running out of foaming-at-the-mouths. Who else? There's always that Sergei chap. He always tries, poor thing, to defend the indefensible. Maybe he'll have a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Don't be a bellend Why not? What do you believe his motivation is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 So that's you out, Johnny Bog out. Dune is terminally incoherent. I'm running out of foaming-at-the-mouths. Who else? There's always that Sergei chap. He always tries, poor thing, to defend the indefensible. Maybe he'll have a go. TBH, you come across as one of the angriest and most aggressive people using this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 TBH, you come across as one of the angriest and most aggressive people using this forum. You have no idea. I am about to explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 You have no idea. I am about to explode. I did that in the shower earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Alone presumably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Why not? What do you believe his motivation is? Answer to Q1: "Why not?" You shouldn't be a bellend because it's not a good character trait. When you walk into a room, people will whisper to each other "Oh, ****.....here's that bellend The Funky Gibbons". People will begin to distance themselves from you. You might even have a thread started about you on the internet. Answer to Q2: "What do you believe his motivation is?" To me it is clear that the man wants power because he knows that with that power he will be able to assert himself, sexually, upon anyone he wants to. He will become a sex crazed monster within the next 6 months. Mark my words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Alone presumably. No. I had my rubber ducky with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 dune? Or benjiiiii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 6 March, 2011 Share Posted 6 March, 2011 Unite the Union | Our Blood Is Not For Sale action.unitetheunion.com By giving blood, people are committing a selfless act in the hope of improving the lives of others. Money and profit margins have no place in this transaction. It’s up to us to stop the Government's vile plan to let big business profit off blood donations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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