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i did that course because all the rest in the class were girls, not stupid eh, my fingers got quite a work out

 

Didn't the teacher object to you bashing on off in the classroom?:poundit:

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Didn't the teacher object to you bashing on off in the classroom?:poundit:

 

i think you are confusing me with Dubai Phil, but for your info she gave me a load of mouth , if that is any help.

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Hanging in there. My skin is like paper and my eyes are sunken. Baj has been trying to force feed me waffles so that I stay alive and he doesn't have blood on his hands. On the upside, I went down the benefits office and have started claiming disability allowance. And I also got me one of those Stephen Hawking computers so I don't have to type any more. It only cost the taxpayer about £45,000.

 

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i did that course because all the rest in the class were girls, not stupid eh, my fingers got quite a work out

 

Must have been good to get on with your work without the distraction of being attracted to half the class.

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Hanging in there. My skin is like paper and my eyes are sunken. Baj has been trying to force feed me waffles so that I stay alive and he doesn't have blood on his hands. On the upside, I went down the benefits office and have started claiming disability allowance. And I also got me one of those Stephen Hawking computers so I don't have to type any more. It only cost the taxpayer about £45,000.

 

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Your organs will be eating other about now. Put your donor card away because your liver will have had your kidneys for breakfast.

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Must have been good to get on with your work without the distraction of being attracted to half the class.

 

No sympathy for distracted bisexuals then?

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Your organs will be eating other about now. Put your donor card away because your liver will have had your kidneys for breakfast.

 

I carry a donor card, but have written on it in permanent marker "I wouldnt bother with the liver".

 

True story.

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I carry a donor card, but have written on it in permanent marker "I wouldnt bother with the liver".

 

True story.

 

It's nice to know you will give the gift of laughter as well as life.

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The bad news is that my vital organs are starting to shut down. The good news is that I now have an unbeatable high score on Chucky Egg on my Stephen Hawking super-computer.

 

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I will start writing my will out later on today. Who wants my box set of Sorry!, starring Ronnie Corbett?

 

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I will start writing my will out later on today. Who wants my box set of Sorry!, starring Ronnie Corbett?

 

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Can I have your wheelchair?

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Deppo how are you? I have been awake for 20minutes worrying about you while I had my breakfast. In a gesture of solidarity I decided after eating the beautiful piece of bacon, 2 saugages, an egg, fried bread and beans I refrained from eating any more.....i did slip in a couple of slices of toast with home made strawberry jam and lashings of breakfast tea whilst deciding to do so.Anyway i was with you and like General Haig, i was behind you to will you over the top in our crusade....what was it for again?

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I am slipping in and out of consciousness. I must say it is very thoughtless of people to post what they are having for their meals on this thread. It is damaging my morale. Selfish. I had some bad news today. Under the current Tory cuts, I am having my Stephen Hawking super-computer taken away from me and it is being replaced by a Speak and Spell™ by Texas Instruments. This is incompatible with SaintsWeb because Boj and stevegrant haven't set this forum up to work with it. This means that I will now be posting using the system that Jean-Dominique Bauby used to write The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

 

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I am slipping in and out of consciousness. I must say it is very thoughtless of people to post what they are having for their meals on this thread. It is damaging my morale. Selfish. I had some bad news today. Under the current Tory cuts, I am having my Stephen Hawking super-computer taken away from me and it is being replaced by a Speak and Spell™ by Texas Instruments. This is incompatible with SaintsWeb because Boj and stevegrant haven't set this forum up to work with it. This means that I will now be posting using the system that Jean-Dominique Bauby used to write The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

 

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You don't need Speak and Spell, just get a calculator. You can amuse yourself for hours simply by entering the number 80085. It may make the rest of your sad life a little happier.

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I am slipping in and out of consciousness. I must say it is very thoughtless of people to post what they are having for their meals on this thread. It is damaging my morale. Selfish. I had some bad news today. Under the current Tory cuts, I am having my Stephen Hawking super-computer taken away from me and it is being replaced by a Speak and Spell™ by Texas Instruments. This is incompatible with SaintsWeb because Boj and stevegrant haven't set this forum up to work with it. This means that I will now be posting using the system that Jean-Dominique Bauby used to write The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

 

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I felt bad mentioning the meal I had had yesterday and i thought i would join you and so had my roast dinner, followed by trifle liquidized ... that is what you do on hunger strike i assume, as Im sure you are allowed liquids
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I am now dead. I hope you are happy Baj and stevegrant?

 

Posted from the Afterlife using Derek Acorah's mortal body as a vessel

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I am now dead. I hope you are happy Baj and stevegrant?

 

Posted from the Afterlife using Derek Acorah's mortal body as a vessel

 

Whats the afterlife like then? Any good?

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Whats the afterlife like then? Any good?

 

It's a bit like the mainboard.

 

Posted from the Afterlife using a group of American High School teenagers and a Ouija Board.

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I am now dead. I hope you are happy Baj and stevegrant?

 

Posted from the Afterlife using Derek Acorah's mortal body as a vessel

 

Would you prefer a minute silence on the next SWF match day thread or just the clap?

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I just had a minutes silence as i ate my full English breakfast, the crunching on the well toasted bread was a tad loud, but im sure it was lost in the clink of the knife and fork cutting the sausages

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It's a bit like the mainboard.

 

Posted from the Afterlife using a group of American High School teenagers and a Ouija Board.

 

if there was ever an incentive to keep breathing, that is it.

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In the interests of transparency, you should all know that Baj has infracted me twice today. How disrespectful of the dead can one man be? He might as well have raped my naked, skeletal corpse. Again.

 

Posted from the Afterlife, using Hampshire Ghostbusting Club's PKE Meter and Fisher Space Pen.

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In the interests of transparency, you should all know that Baj has infracted me twice today. How disrespectful of the dead can one man be? He might as well have raped my naked, skeletal corpse. Again.

 

Posted from the Afterlife, using Hampshire Ghostbusting Club's PKE Meter and Fisher Space Pen.

 

If you get banned Im going to boycott the site...so there Baj

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I doubt Deppo has gone quietly. There's a phenomenon known as post-mortem screaming, which probably explains a few posts still to come.

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