ericofarabia Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 i did that course because all the rest in the class were girls, not stupid eh, my fingers got quite a work out Didn't the teacher object to you bashing on off in the classroom?
OldNick Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 Didn't the teacher object to you bashing on off in the classroom? i think you are confusing me with Dubai Phil, but for your info she gave me a load of mouth , if that is any help.
Deppo Posted 3 March, 2011 Author Posted 3 March, 2011 Hanging in there. My skin is like paper and my eyes are sunken. Baj has been trying to force feed me waffles so that I stay alive and he doesn't have blood on his hands. On the upside, I went down the benefits office and have started claiming disability allowance. And I also got me one of those Stephen Hawking computers so I don't have to type any more. It only cost the taxpayer about £45,000. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™
saint-luco Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 what a great thread you go deppo, enjoyable read whilst im eating a king prawn balti. but im with you mate,
Deano6 Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 i did that course because all the rest in the class were girls, not stupid eh, my fingers got quite a work out Must have been good to get on with your work without the distraction of being attracted to half the class.
Verbal Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 Hanging in there. My skin is like paper and my eyes are sunken. Baj has been trying to force feed me waffles so that I stay alive and he doesn't have blood on his hands. On the upside, I went down the benefits office and have started claiming disability allowance. And I also got me one of those Stephen Hawking computers so I don't have to type any more. It only cost the taxpayer about £45,000. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™ Your organs will be eating other about now. Put your donor card away because your liver will have had your kidneys for breakfast.
Deppo Posted 3 March, 2011 Author Posted 3 March, 2011 I have eaten my own liver, with some runner beans and a nice Kia-Ora.
Johnny Bognor Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 Is this a good time to start a "Favourite Food" thread (with pictures)?
suewhistle Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 Must have been good to get on with your work without the distraction of being attracted to half the class. No sympathy for distracted bisexuals then?
scotty Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 Your organs will be eating other about now. Put your donor card away because your liver will have had your kidneys for breakfast. I carry a donor card, but have written on it in permanent marker "I wouldnt bother with the liver". True story.
benjii Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 I carry a donor card, but have written on it in permanent marker "I wouldnt bother with the liver". True story. It's nice to know you will give the gift of laughter as well as life.
Deppo Posted 4 March, 2011 Author Posted 4 March, 2011 The bad news is that my vital organs are starting to shut down. The good news is that I now have an unbeatable high score on Chucky Egg on my Stephen Hawking super-computer. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™
Deppo Posted 4 March, 2011 Author Posted 4 March, 2011 I will start writing my will out later on today. Who wants my box set of Sorry!, starring Ronnie Corbett? Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™
scotty Posted 4 March, 2011 Posted 4 March, 2011 I will start writing my will out later on today. Who wants my box set of Sorry!, starring Ronnie Corbett? Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™ Can I have your wheelchair?
OldNick Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Deppo how are you? I have been awake for 20minutes worrying about you while I had my breakfast. In a gesture of solidarity I decided after eating the beautiful piece of bacon, 2 saugages, an egg, fried bread and beans I refrained from eating any more.....i did slip in a couple of slices of toast with home made strawberry jam and lashings of breakfast tea whilst deciding to do so.Anyway i was with you and like General Haig, i was behind you to will you over the top in our crusade....what was it for again?
Deppo Posted 7 March, 2011 Author Posted 7 March, 2011 I am slipping in and out of consciousness. I must say it is very thoughtless of people to post what they are having for their meals on this thread. It is damaging my morale. Selfish. I had some bad news today. Under the current Tory cuts, I am having my Stephen Hawking super-computer taken away from me and it is being replaced by a Speak and Spell™ by Texas Instruments. This is incompatible with SaintsWeb because Boj and stevegrant haven't set this forum up to work with it. This means that I will now be posting using the system that Jean-Dominique Bauby used to write The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™
Wade Garrett Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 I am slipping in and out of consciousness. I must say it is very thoughtless of people to post what they are having for their meals on this thread. It is damaging my morale. Selfish. I had some bad news today. Under the current Tory cuts, I am having my Stephen Hawking super-computer taken away from me and it is being replaced by a Speak and Spell™ by Texas Instruments. This is incompatible with SaintsWeb because Boj and stevegrant haven't set this forum up to work with it. This means that I will now be posting using the system that Jean-Dominique Bauby used to write The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™ You don't need Speak and Spell, just get a calculator. You can amuse yourself for hours simply by entering the number 80085. It may make the rest of your sad life a little happier.
Jonnyboy Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Deppo! God damn it man eat something! Ive just seen Atticus Finch of Maycomb and Kadeem Hardison posting on the main board!
trousers Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 Not sure where to post this but this thread seemed as good as any. Anyone else realise it's British Pie Week this week? http://www.britishpieweek.co.uk/ What's your favourite pie? Steak and Guinness for me
RonManager Posted 7 March, 2011 Posted 7 March, 2011 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................Porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk and Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickle
OldNick Posted 8 March, 2011 Posted 8 March, 2011 I am slipping in and out of consciousness. I must say it is very thoughtless of people to post what they are having for their meals on this thread. It is damaging my morale. Selfish. I had some bad news today. Under the current Tory cuts, I am having my Stephen Hawking super-computer taken away from me and it is being replaced by a Speak and Spell™ by Texas Instruments. This is incompatible with SaintsWeb because Boj and stevegrant haven't set this forum up to work with it. This means that I will now be posting using the system that Jean-Dominique Bauby used to write The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™ I felt bad mentioning the meal I had had yesterday and i thought i would join you and so had my roast dinner, followed by trifle liquidized ... that is what you do on hunger strike i assume, as Im sure you are allowed liquids
Deppo Posted 9 March, 2011 Author Posted 9 March, 2011 I am now dead. I hope you are happy Baj and stevegrant? Posted from the Afterlife using Derek Acorah's mortal body as a vessel
scotty Posted 9 March, 2011 Posted 9 March, 2011 I am now dead. I hope you are happy Baj and stevegrant? Posted from the Afterlife using Derek Acorah's mortal body as a vessel Whats the afterlife like then? Any good?
Deppo Posted 10 March, 2011 Author Posted 10 March, 2011 Whats the afterlife like then? Any good? It's a bit like the mainboard. Posted from the Afterlife using a group of American High School teenagers and a Ouija Board.
trousers Posted 10 March, 2011 Posted 10 March, 2011 I am now dead. I hope you are happy Baj and stevegrant? Posted from the Afterlife using Derek Acorah's mortal body as a vessel Would you prefer a minute silence on the next SWF match day thread or just the clap?
OldNick Posted 10 March, 2011 Posted 10 March, 2011 It's a bit like the mainboard. Posted from the Afterlife using a group of American High School teenagers and a Ouija Board.lol
OldNick Posted 10 March, 2011 Posted 10 March, 2011 I just had a minutes silence as i ate my full English breakfast, the crunching on the well toasted bread was a tad loud, but im sure it was lost in the clink of the knife and fork cutting the sausages
Verbal Posted 10 March, 2011 Posted 10 March, 2011 As one of hypo's personas, I'm quite happy about this.
scotty Posted 10 March, 2011 Posted 10 March, 2011 It's a bit like the mainboard. Posted from the Afterlife using a group of American High School teenagers and a Ouija Board. if there was ever an incentive to keep breathing, that is it.
saintfully Posted 10 March, 2011 Posted 10 March, 2011 Heaven, Hell or Limbo? Have you met Elvis yet? How about the Queen Mum - Gawd bless 'er!
Lets B Avenue Posted 10 March, 2011 Posted 10 March, 2011 Deppo. If you were eating, what curry would you order tonight? I would appreciate your insight.
Deppo Posted 13 March, 2011 Author Posted 13 March, 2011 In the interests of transparency, you should all know that Baj has infracted me twice today. How disrespectful of the dead can one man be? He might as well have raped my naked, skeletal corpse. Again. Posted from the Afterlife, using Hampshire Ghostbusting Club's PKE Meter and Fisher Space Pen.
OldNick Posted 13 March, 2011 Posted 13 March, 2011 In the interests of transparency, you should all know that Baj has infracted me twice today. How disrespectful of the dead can one man be? He might as well have raped my naked, skeletal corpse. Again. Posted from the Afterlife, using Hampshire Ghostbusting Club's PKE Meter and Fisher Space Pen. If you get banned Im going to boycott the site...so there Baj
scotty Posted 13 March, 2011 Posted 13 March, 2011 If you get banned Im going to boycott the site...so there Baj two for the price of one!!!! Bargain
OldNick Posted 14 March, 2011 Posted 14 March, 2011 two for the price of one!!!! Bargain it would be worth the sacrifice. there would be a lot of upset if we left..lol
Verbal Posted 14 March, 2011 Posted 14 March, 2011 I doubt Deppo has gone quietly. There's a phenomenon known as post-mortem screaming, which probably explains a few posts still to come.
hypochondriac Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 I'm starting to like this Baj fellow. At last some common sense.
Kadeem Hardison Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Thank you for giving your life so that I can see the main board, Deppo. Oh, wait - I can't see the main board. He died in vain.
Kadeem Hardison Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 I'm starting to like this Baj fellow. At last some common sense. Deppo really got to you, didn't he? I haven't been around much - what did he do to you to make you feel this strongly about him?
Rattlehead Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Glad to see Depot banned. At last. Kenny gone up in my estimations.
scotty Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 Deppo got banneded?? wtf, thats even funnier than this thread
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