Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 I am going on hunger strike until our comrades, Atticus Finch of Maycomb and Kadeem Hardison, are freed from mainboard exile. I've read the Baader Meinhof Complex. I know what I'm doing. I'm committed to this, just like Holger Meins. On your head be it, site owners. I'm just going to finish off these Jaffa Cakes first.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 I have some Pop Tarts that are going out of date too, and it'd be shame to waste them. I'll just have them before I start.
SuperMikey Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 Greek Yoghurt isn't technically food because it's inedible, but Muller Corners do count unfortunately.
bridge too far Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 Does yoghurt count as food? You can buy liquid drink yoghurt these days. Is it just food you're denying yourself?
Made in Southampton Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 I'm eating cheese on toast. Nom nom nom.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 My whole life is flashing before me. I think I can see the light.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 My stomach is cramping up. I think I may be in the death throes.
bridge too far Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 You should have shared my rather awesome thai chicken curry, cooked for me by Mr TF. That would have shifted your trapped wind.
SuperMikey Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 I just had a bowl of Bran Flakes. Fibrous.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 Can people please stop posting their meals on this thread and start taking it seriously. I am on hunger strike for our comrades, Atticus and Kadeem. This is very serious. I am seriously risking my life so that justice can be served.
suewhistle Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 Why do I get the impression that you're probably a little overweight anyway, and it'll probably do you good. Make sure you're on a balanced diet hunger sstrike now...
dune Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 Why do I get the impression that you're probably a little overweight anyway. He's on TSW 24/7 so can't get much exercise.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 Nice one, sue. Have a go at the man prepared to stand up for what he believes in.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 I'm not on TSW 24/7, actually. I'm on the Chuckle Brothers forums at least 3 hours a day.
SuperMikey Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 He's on TSW 24/7 so can't get much exercise. The irony of that statement is just overwhelming.
dune Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 The irony of that statement is just overwhelming. When I was your age I wouldn't have been on here as often as you are.
SuperMikey Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 When I was your age I wouldn't have been on here as often as you are. When you were my age there were more lynchings to attend than there are nowadays.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 Can you two take your grooming to another thread, please? Some of us are trying to stage a serious protest here. You put me off and I accidentally ate some Wotsits. Right, it starts now. Properly this time.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 Sorry, now. (I had to lick the orange bits off my fingers)
saintbletch Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 Great initiative. But rather than model your protest on the Red Army Faction, why not take your lead from the IRA's Bobby Sands' hunger strike? In addition to forgoing food you would also have to smear the walls of your padded cell with your own excrement. But if it's a cause worth fighting for - it's worth shyteing for. Surely? On the plus side, the more successful the hunger strike - the less you'll have to smear on the walls. Free the Saints' Web Two!
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 Thanks, brother. I have been smearing sh*t on the walls of this forum for years.
Liquidshokk Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 Can you two take your grooming to another thread, please? Some of us are trying to stage a serious protest here. You put me off and I accidentally ate some Wotsits. Right, it starts now. Properly this time. Hahaha.... Brilliant stuff
Dog Posted 28 February, 2011 Posted 28 February, 2011 What sort of time are you going to start eating yourself, PM me when you do, I'm off bass fishing.
Deppo Posted 28 February, 2011 Author Posted 28 February, 2011 Hahaha.... Brilliant stuff This is not a joke.
Saint in Paradise Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 No noise from him for hours, could he finally have left us ?? Mods we need a fingers crossed thingy.
Liquidshokk Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 This is not a joke. I accidentally eat wotsits all the time. It's not easy I know. Still makes me lol.
Rattlehead Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 No noise from him for hours, could he finally have left us ?? Let's hope so anyway.
OldNick Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 seriously funny thread Deppo. Are you licking the back of your hands to try and get some salt intake?
ericofarabia Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 I accidentally eat wotsits all the time. It's not easy I know. Still makes me lol. My mate went to the doc's because his Penis had turned orange. The Doc was really concerned that he may have had side effects of working at a nucleur power station, but my mate put him at ease on that one telling him he had been unemployed for 6 months and spent most of his spare time watching porn and eating Cheesy wotsits.
NorthamSteve Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 When you were my age there were more lynchings to attend than there are nowadays. :lol:
thesaint sfc Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 Nice one, sue. Have a go at the man prepared to stand up for what he believes in. f*cking sue. Always has to stick her ore in.
CB Saint Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 Seeing as the IRA prisoners lasted upto 70 days without food - who will die first Deppo or Pompey. Sweep stake anyone?
OldNick Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 Deppo i'd join you but i can't afford to lose any weight, I'd be stick thin
Deppo Posted 1 March, 2011 Author Posted 1 March, 2011 seriously funny thread Deppo. Are you licking the back of your hands to try and get some salt intake? This is a good idea and I have been doing this. I have found that I also get more salt intake if I lick my hands post-w*nk.
Deppo Posted 1 March, 2011 Author Posted 1 March, 2011 (edited) I have spent most of the day speaking to the world's press about the plight of Kadeem and Atticus and why I am martyring myself for their cause. The world's eyes are now on this forum. Baj and stevegrant: do the right thing. Edited 1 March, 2011 by Deppo
Deppo Posted 1 March, 2011 Author Posted 1 March, 2011 I think all the world's eyes must have gone over to the mainboard. I might have a flapjack if nobody's looking.
scotty Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 I think all the world's eyes must have gone over to the mainboard. I might have a flapjack if nobody's looking. Jesus is watching you. hth
suewhistle Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 f*cking sue. Always has to stick her ore in. I'm not an ore. Me, I'm pure gold. As for going on hunger strike, I did exactly the same today. Went skiing and as I can't afford lunch AND a drink, I went without food. So there!
suewhistle Posted 1 March, 2011 Posted 1 March, 2011 Anyways, there's a game on, and even I must eventually eat...
Deppo Posted 1 March, 2011 Author Posted 1 March, 2011 That is a hurtful thing to say. (But I'm glad that you are supporting the return of Kadeem Hardison and Atticus Finch of Maycomb by backing my martyrdom. Solidarity, brother.)
OldNick Posted 2 March, 2011 Posted 2 March, 2011 have you started getting dizzy turns? i was going to say lightheaded but then i realised who i was posting to!
Special K Posted 2 March, 2011 Posted 2 March, 2011 I have some Pop Tarts that are going out of date too, and it'd be shame to waste them. I'll just have them before I start. Hopefully they will have cooled down by now.
dune Posted 2 March, 2011 Posted 2 March, 2011 If the hunger strike fails you should boycott the forum.
Deppo Posted 2 March, 2011 Author Posted 2 March, 2011 You cannot see this post because your eyesight is starting to go distorted due to low blood sugar. I'm starting to go blind. My mum warned me that this would happen. It's lucky that I took typing instead of woodwork at school. And to think that all the bigger boys called me a poofter and laughed at me. Well who's laughing now, eh? Not me, with my touch-typing skills. LOL.
OldNick Posted 3 March, 2011 Posted 3 March, 2011 I'm starting to go blind. My mum warned me that this would happen. It's lucky that I took typing instead of woodwork at school. And to think that all the bigger boys called me a poofter and laughed at me. Well who's laughing now, eh? Not me, with my touch-typing skills. LOL. i did that course because all the rest in the class were girls, not stupid eh, my fingers got quite a work out
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