saint_stevo Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 Tough one, a question put to me by a friend today. I would like Cheryl Cole in there i think, but then i got thinking about maybe having Fern Cotton and Holly Willerbooby. Holly would be the nice one who would want kissing and that and Fern would be pushing Holly off and jumping on and loving it like a filthy cow. So i think i would go Cheryl Cole and Fern Cotton. With Holly on standby incase of any illness etc
Saint Keith Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 Holly Willoughby and Abi Titmuss. with Nigella Lawson hanging around, just in case
saint boggy Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 for reasons of symmetry and because my memory is so bad, they would both have to have the same first names ..... it would have to be Robert Patrick and :-k :-k :-k Robert Redford??........nah :-k :-k Robert Downey JR???..........nope..... :-k :-k :-k nope, i just can't think of anyone else ..........so i'll just have to make sure Robert Patrick gives me twice as much as the average man,eh!!
St Landrew Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Tough one, a question put to me by a friend today. I would like Cheryl Cole in there i think, but then i got thinking about maybe having Fern Cotton and Holly Willerbooby. Holly would be the nice one who would want kissing and that and Fern would be pushing Holly off and jumping on and loving it like a filthy cow. So i think i would go Cheryl Cole and Fern Cotton. With Holly on standby incase of any illness etc At first glance I read that as Fran Cotton, ex-England hooker [how appropriate] and now boss of Cotton Traders. How about Fran as one of your threesome..? I'd stick to a duo.
Robsk II Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Me, Andrea Spinks and Jolene Blalock would come damn close.
saintdorset Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Lucy Pinder, and that Ruth Lorenzo on X Factor.
SNSUN Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Righty and Lefty. Alicia Silverstone and Christina Aguilera would do.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 for reasons of symmetry and because my memory is so bad, they would both have to have the same first names ..... it would have to be Robert Patrick nope, i just can't think of anyone else ..........so i'll just have to make sure Robert Patrick gives me twice as much as the average man,eh!! Dressed in his LAPD uniform? I don't like his looks tbh, always seems kind of creepy.
Scummer Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 No men fancy another man as one of the threesome then? Edit: Apart from Norway obviously.......
saint boggy Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Dressed in his LAPD uniform? I don't like his looks tbh, always seems kind of creepy. he was a bit 'intense' looking in T2 i must admit..........but put him in white t-shirt and jeans and he is 'sex-on-legs'!!! see?....... :tonqe: :smt055
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Helen Mirren and Lisa Bonet with me making an eclectic mix
Scudamore Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 he was a bit 'intense' looking in T2 i must admit..........but put him in white t-shirt and jeans and he is 'sex-on-legs'!!! Is this not the uniform of homos?
Gully Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Barack Obama and Sarah Palin. Palin and Hilldog would be good.
Julian H. Cope Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 At first glance I read that as Fran Cotton, ex-England hooker [how appropriate] and now boss of Cotton Traders. How about Fran as one of your threesome..? I'd stick to a duo. Post of the day.Made me chortle.LV is in the post.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two! Keeley Hazel Lucy Pinder Kelly Brook Brittney Spears Angelina Jolie Hilary Duff Cheryl Cole Scarlett Johanssen Hayden Panettiere Elisha Cuthbert Jessica Alba Megan Fox Billie Piper Kristen Bell Liv Tyler Gemma Atkinson Ali Larter I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two!
Julian H. Cope Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two! Rod Hull Emu Jeanette Krankie Bella Emberg Jeremy Clarkson Henry Kelly The deformed hand of recently deceased Jeremy Beadle Paul Potts Caligula Derek Griffiths Noe Pamarot Terry Hurlock I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two! Yeah,thought so.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Yeah,thought so. Forgot to add you mum to the list too! A.F.B.B.Y.M.J Association For Bringing Back Your Mum Jokes
SuperMikey Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Myleene Klass and Scarlett Johansson. Yes please.
Colinjb Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Gemma Arterton and Eva Green Bond Girl-tastic
dubai_phil Posted 16 October, 2008 Posted 16 October, 2008 Grace Park & Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica (but Grace would have to wear her Maxim phot shoot outfit)
Sundance Beast Posted 17 October, 2008 Posted 17 October, 2008 Me, Myself and I. Confirms what we already knew. You love the sound of your own 'voice' so its only natural you love being a w4nker although I suspect its out of necessity rather than choice. Have word with Wes Tender perhaps you can save up your pocket money for a trip to the far east.
saint_stevo Posted 17 October, 2008 Author Posted 17 October, 2008 Confirms what we already knew. You love the sound of your own 'voice' so its only natural you love being a w4nker although I suspect its out of necessity rather than choice. Have word with Wes Tender perhaps you can save up your pocket money for a trip to the far east. F*ck off back to the main bored
Wade Garrett Posted 18 October, 2008 Posted 18 October, 2008 After some careful consideration I'd go for Hayley Cropper and Rusty Lee.
Arizona Posted 18 October, 2008 Posted 18 October, 2008 God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two! Keeley Hazel Lucy Pinder Kelly Brook Brittney Spears Angelina Jolie Hilary Duff Cheryl Cole Scarlett Johanssen Hayden Panettiere Elisha Cuthbert Jessica Alba Megan Fox Billie Piper Kristen Bell Liv Tyler Gemma Atkinson Ali Larter I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two! If you say so.
Sundance Beast Posted 18 October, 2008 Posted 18 October, 2008 F*ck off back to the main bored oooooh, calm down girlfriend. What's up couldn't you get your boyfried to rim your ar5e last night, touch frustrated are we?
Jillyanne Posted 18 October, 2008 Posted 18 October, 2008 Me, coca cola and pizza. Typical single man Calvin!
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