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Tough one, a question put to me by a friend today.

 

I would like Cheryl Cole in there i think, but then i got thinking about maybe having Fern Cotton and Holly Willerbooby. Holly would be the nice one who would want kissing and that and Fern would be pushing Holly off and jumping on and loving it like a filthy cow.

 

So i think i would go Cheryl Cole and Fern Cotton. With Holly on standby incase of any illness etc

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for reasons of symmetry and because my memory is so bad, they would both have to have the same first names .....

 

 

it would have to be Robert Patrick

 

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Robert Redford??........nah

 

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Robert Downey JR???..........nope.....

 

 

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nope, i just can't think of anyone else ..........so i'll just have to make sure Robert Patrick gives me twice as much as the average man,eh!!;)

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Tough one, a question put to me by a friend today.

 

I would like Cheryl Cole in there i think, but then i got thinking about maybe having Fern Cotton and Holly Willerbooby. Holly would be the nice one who would want kissing and that and Fern would be pushing Holly off and jumping on and loving it like a filthy cow.

 

So i think i would go Cheryl Cole and Fern Cotton. With Holly on standby incase of any illness etc

 

At first glance I read that as Fran Cotton, ex-England hooker [how appropriate] and now boss of Cotton Traders. How about Fran as one of your threesome..?

 

muddy_fran_cotton.jpg

 

I'd stick to a duo.

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for reasons of symmetry and because my memory is so bad, they would both have to have the same first names .....

 

 

it would have to be Robert Patrick

 

nope, i just can't think of anyone else ..........so i'll just have to make sure Robert Patrick gives me twice as much as the average man,eh!!;)

 

Dressed in his LAPD uniform?

 

I don't like his looks tbh, always seems kind of creepy.

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God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two!

 

Keeley Hazel

Lucy Pinder

Kelly Brook

Brittney Spears

Angelina Jolie

Hilary Duff

Cheryl Cole

Scarlett Johanssen

Hayden Panettiere

Elisha Cuthbert

Jessica Alba

Megan Fox

Billie Piper

Kristen Bell

Liv Tyler

Gemma Atkinson

Ali Larter

 

I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two!

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God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two!

 

Rod Hull

Emu

Jeanette Krankie

Bella Emberg

Jeremy Clarkson

Henry Kelly

The deformed hand of recently deceased Jeremy Beadle

Paul Potts

Caligula

Derek Griffiths

Noe Pamarot

Terry Hurlock

 

I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two!

 

Yeah,thought so.

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Confirms what we already knew. You love the sound of your own 'voice' so its only natural you love being a w4nker although I suspect its out of necessity rather than choice. Have word with Wes Tender perhaps you can save up your pocket money for a trip to the far east.

 

F*ck off back to the main bored

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God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two!

 

Keeley Hazel

Lucy Pinder

Kelly Brook

Brittney Spears

Angelina Jolie

Hilary Duff

Cheryl Cole

Scarlett Johanssen

Hayden Panettiere

Elisha Cuthbert

Jessica Alba

Megan Fox

Billie Piper

Kristen Bell

Liv Tyler

Gemma Atkinson

Ali Larter

 

I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two!

 

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If you say so.

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