saint_stevo Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Tough one, a question put to me by a friend today. I would like Cheryl Cole in there i think, but then i got thinking about maybe having Fern Cotton and Holly Willerbooby. Holly would be the nice one who would want kissing and that and Fern would be pushing Holly off and jumping on and loving it like a filthy cow. So i think i would go Cheryl Cole and Fern Cotton. With Holly on standby incase of any illness etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Me, Myself and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Natalie Imbrugliaialaliala and Liz Hurley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Holly Willoughby and Abi Titmuss. with Nigella Lawson hanging around, just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 for reasons of symmetry and because my memory is so bad, they would both have to have the same first names ..... it would have to be Robert Patrick and :-k :-k :-k Robert Redford??........nah :-k :-k Robert Downey JR???..........nope..... :-k :-k :-k nope, i just can't think of anyone else ..........so i'll just have to make sure Robert Patrick gives me twice as much as the average man,eh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Wiltshire Saint is going to be devastated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Duffy,Me and Cheryl Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Myself, rhubarb and custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Me, Hayley from Paramore and Kelly Brook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Me & The Krankies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Tough one, a question put to me by a friend today. I would like Cheryl Cole in there i think, but then i got thinking about maybe having Fern Cotton and Holly Willerbooby. Holly would be the nice one who would want kissing and that and Fern would be pushing Holly off and jumping on and loving it like a filthy cow. So i think i would go Cheryl Cole and Fern Cotton. With Holly on standby incase of any illness etc At first glance I read that as Fran Cotton, ex-England hooker [how appropriate] and now boss of Cotton Traders. How about Fran as one of your threesome..? I'd stick to a duo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Me, Andrea Spinks and Jolene Blalock would come damn close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintdorset Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Lucy Pinder, and that Ruth Lorenzo on X Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Juliette Lewis & Felicity Kendal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Keeley Hazell & Cheryl Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Righty and Lefty. Alicia Silverstone and Christina Aguilera would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 for reasons of symmetry and because my memory is so bad, they would both have to have the same first names ..... it would have to be Robert Patrick nope, i just can't think of anyone else ..........so i'll just have to make sure Robert Patrick gives me twice as much as the average man,eh!! Dressed in his LAPD uniform? I don't like his looks tbh, always seems kind of creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 StuRomseySaint and Boj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 No men fancy another man as one of the threesome then? Edit: Apart from Norway obviously....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Scooby and Rupert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Dressed in his LAPD uniform? I don't like his looks tbh, always seems kind of creepy. he was a bit 'intense' looking in T2 i must admit..........but put him in white t-shirt and jeans and he is 'sex-on-legs'!!! see?....... :tonqe: :smt055 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Hilary Duff and Karen Angle. Wowser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Helen Mirren and Lisa Bonet with me making an eclectic mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 he was a bit 'intense' looking in T2 i must admit..........but put him in white t-shirt and jeans and he is 'sex-on-legs'!!! Is this not the uniform of homos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Russell Brand and Noel Fielding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Barack Obama and Sarah Palin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Barack Obama and Sarah Palin. Palin and Hilldog would be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Jeff Kenna and Egil Ostenstad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 At first glance I read that as Fran Cotton, ex-England hooker [how appropriate] and now boss of Cotton Traders. How about Fran as one of your threesome..? I'd stick to a duo. Post of the day.Made me chortle.LV is in the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Rihanna & Jennifer Ellison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Rod & Jane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 The Chuckle Brothers. 'to me, to you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two! Keeley Hazel Lucy Pinder Kelly Brook Brittney Spears Angelina Jolie Hilary Duff Cheryl Cole Scarlett Johanssen Hayden Panettiere Elisha Cuthbert Jessica Alba Megan Fox Billie Piper Kristen Bell Liv Tyler Gemma Atkinson Ali Larter I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two! Rod Hull Emu Jeanette Krankie Bella Emberg Jeremy Clarkson Henry Kelly The deformed hand of recently deceased Jeremy Beadle Paul Potts Caligula Derek Griffiths Noe Pamarot Terry Hurlock I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two! Yeah,thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Yeah,thought so. Forgot to add you mum to the list too! A.F.B.B.Y.M.J Association For Bringing Back Your Mum Jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Myleene Klass and Scarlett Johansson. Yes please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Gemma Arterton and Eva Green Bond Girl-tastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 October, 2008 Share Posted 16 October, 2008 Grace Park & Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica (but Grace would have to wear her Maxim phot shoot outfit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundance Beast Posted 17 October, 2008 Share Posted 17 October, 2008 Me, Myself and I. Confirms what we already knew. You love the sound of your own 'voice' so its only natural you love being a w4nker although I suspect its out of necessity rather than choice. Have word with Wes Tender perhaps you can save up your pocket money for a trip to the far east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 17 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 17 October, 2008 Confirms what we already knew. You love the sound of your own 'voice' so its only natural you love being a w4nker although I suspect its out of necessity rather than choice. Have word with Wes Tender perhaps you can save up your pocket money for a trip to the far east. F*ck off back to the main bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 After some careful consideration I'd go for Hayley Cropper and Rusty Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 My ex-wife and her mum again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 Katherine Heigl & Beyonce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 Girls Aloud and The Sugababes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 God knows. I dont think I could be tied to just picking two! Keeley Hazel Lucy Pinder Kelly Brook Brittney Spears Angelina Jolie Hilary Duff Cheryl Cole Scarlett Johanssen Hayden Panettiere Elisha Cuthbert Jessica Alba Megan Fox Billie Piper Kristen Bell Liv Tyler Gemma Atkinson Ali Larter I would like all of the above, but if I had to be pushed for two, I would happily accept any random two! If you say so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 If you say so. Yes I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 Dawn Porter and Anna Richardson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundance Beast Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 F*ck off back to the main bored oooooh, calm down girlfriend. What's up couldn't you get your boyfried to rim your ar5e last night, touch frustrated are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 Me, coca cola and pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 October, 2008 Share Posted 18 October, 2008 Me, coca cola and pizza. Typical single man Calvin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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