saint_stevo Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Whats the best way to clean, just peered at mine and it looks a tad dirty, its well hidden by some hair etc but i would still like to clean it. Cotton Wool Bud? Pick it?
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Whats the best way to clean, just peered at mine and it looks a tad dirty, its well hidden by some hair etc but i would still like to clean it. Cotton Wool Bud? Pick it? Electric toothbrush and Listerine.
Junction 9 Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Fill to the top with bleach and leave to soak for 55 mins.
Scudamore Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 (edited) Fill to the top with bleach and leave to soak for 55 mins. Was just listening to Black and Gold by Sam Sparro on the radio when i read that... "Filled to the top with fear but it's all just a bunch of matter" Confused me... Edited 7 August, 2008 by Scudamore
Jillyanne Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Electric toothbrush and Listerine. What he said, only use the fresh mint flavour please.
SNSUN Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Get the vacuum out. Once your belly button is clean, you can use said vacuum for other things... ;-)
saint_stevo Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Posted 7 August, 2008 I fear none of these are serious answers
TopGun Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 My first post as a full member... I have had three days of feeling like purple fluff in a larger naval somewhere beyond our comprehension. Luckily Saints play on Saturday.
saintcrris Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Stiff brush Hoover if that does not work a hammer and a very sharp chisel
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 August, 2008 Posted 8 August, 2008 Finger it, just a little bit (I can't hear ya) To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle by the Outhere Brothers, who incidently are making a come back. I have heard their new song, its funneh
jawillwill Posted 15 April, 2022 Posted 15 April, 2022 On 07/08/2008 at 18:37, saint_stevo said: Whats the best way to clean, just peered at mine and it looks a tad dirty, its well hidden by some hair etc but i would still like to clean it. Cotton Wool Bud? Pick it? Sorry for the lafe reply. Hope you got this sorted mate. 1
egg Posted 18 April, 2022 Posted 18 April, 2022 13 year revival! Some blasts from the past on there. On topic, I favour a good old fashioned hammer and chisel.
hackedoff Posted 19 April, 2022 Posted 19 April, 2022 Compressed airline. Your local garage should be able to help you.
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 April, 2022 Posted 19 April, 2022 33 minutes ago, hackedoff said: Compressed airline. Your local garage should be able to help you. You should always be very careful with an airline near skin. It can create an air bubble in the bloodstream and cause an embolism. Get yourself an umbilical hernia. If it sticks out far enough fluff will ever get near it.
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 April, 2022 Posted 20 April, 2022 28 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Did Adam have a belly button? 🤔😉 He had a big scar where a rib was removed to make Eve. It was right where his belly button would have been so any evidence has been lost.
Matthew Le God Posted 20 April, 2022 Posted 20 April, 2022 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: He had a big scar where a rib was removed to make Eve. It was right where his belly button would have been so any evidence has been lost. Ribs don't go near your belly button, so why would the scar be anywhere near that? Pretty shoddy celestial surgery for the scar to be that big! A DNA test would also be useful, for paternal and maternal heritage. Not only for him but his inbred offspring! Edited 20 April, 2022 by Matthew Le God
Matthew Le God Posted 20 April, 2022 Posted 20 April, 2022 And now for something completely different...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 April, 2022 Posted 20 April, 2022 1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said: Ribs don't go near your belly button, so why would the scar be anywhere near that? Pretty shoddy celestial surgery for the scar to be that big! A DNA test would also be useful, for paternal and maternal heritage. Not only for him but his inbred offspring! Keyhole surgery, innit.
badgerx16 Posted 12 May, 2022 Posted 12 May, 2022 On 20/04/2022 at 19:14, Matthew Le God said: Did Adam have a belly button? 🤔😉 Yes, it's where God finished shaping the lump of clay by poking his finger into it and said "OK, this one's done".
saint_stevo Posted 30 August, 2024 Author Posted 30 August, 2024 On 15/04/2022 at 09:34, jawillwill said: Sorry for the lafe reply. Hope you got this sorted mate. Still struggling tbh 2
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 3 September, 2024 Posted 3 September, 2024 After this length of time, have you tried contacting the Ministry of Defence? No wait, that's naval... 1
SNSUN Posted 11 December, 2024 Posted 11 December, 2024 On 30/08/2024 at 12:25, saint_stevo said: Still struggling tbh
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 13 December, 2024 Posted 13 December, 2024 Be sure to wear a protective helmet with an air supply. Can't be too careful dealing with things that travel at the speed of lint. 1
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