Lallana shoots (In colleagues drink bottle..)

[Liquidshokk]

Man found guilty of battery after ejaculating in co-worker's drink. Lallana faces additional aggro after the jury backed a "sentencing enhancement allegation" that he committed said misdemeanours for "sexual gratification".

 

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/25/water_bottle/

 

 

 

I was tempted to put this in the saints section for a minute for the reaction

[scotty]

"She apparently noticed a foul taste reminiscent of semen"

 

[Crab Lungs]

I hope her larynx gets pregnant.

[bridge too far]

He could have turned it into icecream

 

[Badger]

Note the last paragraph of the article,could not resist it could they ?

 

Tiffany apparently burst into tears after a verdict, prompting a sherriff's deputy to bring her tissues

 

Bit late for that really.