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Leading on from the films thread in The Lounge, who would play various posters on here if a movie was to be made based on this forum?

I had Jim Davidson down to play Dune and Gary Oldman for Baj, anyone care to make some more suggestions?

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Ruthie Henshall or Shirley MacLaine could play me, of course ;)

 

Although a lot of people used to say that Natalie Wood looked like me, but she's dead.

 

Hattie Jacques should play you.

 

Hattie-Jacques.jpg

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Macauley Culkin to play SuperDooperMikey.

 

He's in his 30s now, bit old for Mikey. Think I'd go with:

 

Jackie Chan - Baj

Mike Myers - Stevegrant

John Goodman - SRS

Rupert Grint - Robsk

1/2 Jedward - Mikey

Eddie Murphy - Dune

Queen Latifah - BTF

Jimmy Saville - Turkish

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He's in his 30s now, bit old for Mikey. Think I'd go with:

 

Jackie Chan - Baj

Mike Myers - Stevegrant

John Goodman - SRS

Rupert Grint - Robsk

1/2 Jedward - Mikey

Eddie Murphy - Dune

Queen Latifah - BTF

Jimmy Saville - Turkish

 

Jackie Chan doesn't look like a failed wannabe rock star lookalike.

 

Chris Evans could play RObsk

 

Hugh Grant could play Dell Days.

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Jackie Chan doesn't look like a failed wannabe rock star lookalike.

 

He's referencing something else, cos he loves me

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Have you recovered from your last time? Heard you got pretty f*cked up :lol:

 

lol, that depends entirely on what you're referring to ;)

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Wasn't it some rather nasty velcro which did for you last time out?

Yeah, told her silk was a better option, but, pff

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hey baj, why dont you go on my other thread and comment?

 

Are you being intentionally stupid or do you stumble through life repeating yourself?

 

I never banned you, and quite frankly I couldnt give a crap. Why dont you go and try moaning to someone else who might have banned you, here's a clue, only 2 of us run the website and all the other mods are new.

****inghell

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Are you being intentionally stupid or do you stumble through life repeating yourself?

 

I never banned you, and quite frankly I couldnt give a crap. Why dont you go and try moaning to someone else who might have banned you, here's a clue, only 2 of us run the website and all the other mods are new.

****inghell

 

That is polite.

 

How was I supposed to know who banned me? I have never ever received any correspondence from anyone on here regarding the ban, which has now been in place for well over a year.

 

Can you show me where in the rules it says that this might happen?

 

So you didn't ban me or Kadeem, though you did think it was acceptable to offer to remove Kadeem's ban provided he does you a favour?

 

****inghell

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I made no such offer. He offered to help me out. I told him I didn't place the ban on him, but I was willing to ask the question within the admin area as to why he was banned. Think that's a little different than telling him ill remove the ban don't you think, or does that not fit your story quite as well.

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Out of interest, did you find out why Kadeem and Atticus Finch were banned? Did Kadeem do you the favour?

IIRC it was for repeatedly posting irrelevant posts and wind up posts on the main board, this is only from what i recall because as you all know, I dont post or read the main board.

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OK. That sounds reasonable. Just seems unfair that they have never been given a reason. Seems a bit personal on stevegrant's part, IMO. There are plenty of more offensive things than irrelevant posts that go unpunished. I suppose it's down to stevegrant's own moral compass then, which none of us, including you, can affect. Shame, as I thought they were both decent enough posters.

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OK. That sounds reasonable. Just seems unfair that they have never been given a reason. Seems a bit personal on stevegrant's part, IMO. There are plenty of more offensive things than irrelevant posts that go unpunished. I suppose it's down to stevegrant's own moral compass then, which none of us, including you, can affect. Shame, as I thought they were both decent enough posters.

 

Nice try. If I or any other of the admins/mods at the time had had objections, it wouldnt have happened.

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I told him I didn't place the ban on him, but I was willing to ask the question within the admin area as to why he was banned.

 

IIRC it was for repeatedly posting irrelevant posts and wind up posts on the main board

 

If I or any other of the admins/mods at the time had had objections, it wouldnt have happened.

 

First, you don't know why as you were going to ask. Then, you seem to recall it. Finally, you are implicit in allowing it to happen. Fair enough. Just be honest, Baj. It's your forum. You can do what you like.

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First, you don't know why as you were going to ask. Then, you seem to recall it. Finally, you are implicit in allowing it to happen. Fair enough. Just be honest, Baj. It's your forum. You can do what you like.

Yes, after I had a chat with steve to find out why. There is quite a gap between my posts you know.

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Fair enough. Apologies, it's just the "IIRC" suggested that you were having to think back rather than refer to a conversation you'd had recently. Sorry.

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hypochondriac, did you know that you used your dune login for that post?

 

;)

 

It's true about your multiple log-ins though. But I suppose you need them for the amount of time you spend on here entertaining us with your Michael MacIntyresque routine.

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It's a well known fact...

 

You should look up the meaning of that word. You'll be surprised. Clue: it isn't something you've decided on in your head.

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You should look up the meaning of that word. You'll be surprised. Clue: it isn't something you've decided on in your head.

 

We all know you use these log-ins and that you use a programme to make sure the IP address is different.

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The internet is serious business, isn't it dune?

 

First, you don't know why as you were going to ask. Then, you seem to recall it. Finally, you are implicit in allowing it to happen. Fair enough. Just be honest, Baj. It's your forum. You can do what you like.

 

Pot, kettle?

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It's a well known fact that Atticus Finch and Kadeem are log-ins Deppo uses so why aren't they just banned outright?

Don't loads of people on here know deppo? Surely they would've noticed at that football match if he was more than one person? Poor refereeing otherwise.

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If this is the case, then I think I'd need to be played by a variety of actors. So far, we have:

 

Kenneth Williams

Michael McIntyre

 

Who else?

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I'm confused. Is all this going in the movie?

 

We've got to have some kind of plot I guess...it could revolve around the part-bannings of Atticus and Kadeem, with a nice little sub-plot involving Dune's fight for freedom in a society overwhelmed by Marxist scum.

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