thesaint sfc Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 Am I the only one who would happily just mutilate the b*tch for her horrible whiney voice alone? Let alone the annoying sheite she comes out with.
thesaint sfc Posted 22 February, 2011 Author Posted 22 February, 2011 I wasn't aware there was a good way, but definitely the bad way. The bad, painful way. Jo Wiley too. I'd like to put them in a cage and make them starve till they had no choice but to eat each other.
Hatch Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 No. She brings nothing to the party. Doesn't look good, talks rubbish. Not funny, not clever. She has no boxes ticked in the good things about her list.
Minty Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 I'm not going to waste more words on Cotton, suffice to say that Hatch sums her up well. The only thing to add is that anyone who actually says: 'I heart this album' or similar, needs shooting. Now then, Jo Wiley I have a lot more time for... she's a proper DJ who knows her music, and comparing the two is bordering on blasphemy IMO.
thesaint sfc Posted 22 February, 2011 Author Posted 22 February, 2011 Jo Wiley does nothing but sound like a fat bloke talking about food. Her laugh makes me want to rip my ears off and stuff them up my anus.
Liquidshokk Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 I do struggle to watch her on celebrity juice... And yeah that voice.. Shudder. Morgana does a good impression of her but doesn't rip it out of her as much as I'd like to see.
SuperMikey Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 I would happily kill Fearne Cotton with my bare hands if you knocked on my door now.
skintsaint Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 I'd like to put them in a cage and make them starve till they had no choice but to eat each other. In a good or bad way?
swannymere Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 Don't like Whiley, looks like a gangly boy who's been locked away in a dark cupboard since birth, Cotton however needs ruining.
Turkish Posted 24 February, 2011 Posted 24 February, 2011 I'm not going to waste more words on Cotton, suffice to say that Hatch sums her up well. The only thing to add is that anyone who actually says: 'I heart this album' or similar, needs shooting. Now then, Jo Wiley I have a lot more time for... she's a proper DJ who knows her music, and comparing the two is bordering on blasphemy IMO. Plus i've always fancied Jo Wiley. Remember seeing her years ago at Glastonbury caked in mud wearing a short denim skirt and boots, never has a woman looked such a mess but been so incredilby sexy at the same time.
Crab Lungs Posted 24 February, 2011 Posted 24 February, 2011 Ah, but Jo Wiley does this annoying inhaling sound whenever she pauses inbetween talking. That would get annoying. Walked past the TV and saw a heavily pregnant Sarah Beeny today. Gave it some real consideration.
scotty Posted 24 February, 2011 Posted 24 February, 2011 Ah, but Jo Wiley does this annoying inhaling sound whenever she pauses inbetween talking. That would get annoying. Walked past the TV and saw a heavily pregnant Sarah Beeny today. Gave it some real consideration. pervert.
thesaint sfc Posted 25 February, 2011 Author Posted 25 February, 2011 Ah, but Jo Wiley does this annoying inhaling sound whenever she pauses inbetween talking. That would get annoying. Walked past the TV and saw a heavily pregnant Sarah Beeny today. Gave it some real consideration. I still can't believe you're not gay.
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