hypochondriac Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Is there ever an instance where it is ok
RedAndWhite91 Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 (edited) I don't reckon you can afford to be picky Hypo. Edited 19 February, 2011 by RedAndWhite91
ericofarabia Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 I think we need to re instate Stuey to find out his views. Obviously winning a handsome amount of money from your mates in a bet is a good reason .... and if the old saying 'grims are grateful' is true you might well have a hell of a knee trembler to boot.
trousers Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Is there ever an instance where it is ok Yes. When you get past that insecure/immature 'say things to impress the lads on an Internet forum' phase...
swannymere Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Ugly and larger women are dirtier and will try anything. Princesses don't.
hypochondriac Posted 19 February, 2011 Author Posted 19 February, 2011 Yes. When you get past that insecure/immature 'say things to impress the lads on an Internet forum' phase... im not im considering my options for tonight thanks for the advice
Deppo Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Just treat it as dinner with your mum as usual and if anything happens then so be it.
Lets B Avenue Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Just treat it as dinner with your mum as usual and if anything happens then so be it. I stood up and applauded this post. The "Lifetime Achievement" award is well merited.
Jonnyboy Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Just treat it as dinner with your mum as usual and if anything happens then so be it. its funny cos more than likely its true
suewhistle Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 And chubby men? They outnumber chubby women: just look at pictures of the crowd at SMS let alone in the pub after the game!
Deppo Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 But many more men go to the football than women, so obviously the fat men will outnumber the fat women
bridge too far Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 They outnumber chubby women: just look at pictures of the crowd at SMS let alone in the pub after the game! Really? I AM surprised! But I imagine ALL the guys on here who would 'turn down' a chubby woman are svelte, hirsute and handsome and I bet the slim, pretty intelligent women beat paths to their doors.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Surely it depends how chubby they are?
latter day saint Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Surely it depends how chubby they are? how cold it is should be a deciding factor. if its nippy out & you get cold hands,with a chubby you can tuck them between some folds to warm up.
bridge too far Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Whereas, with a chubby bloke, if it's cold, there are some things nestling in the nether regions it would be nigh on impossible to find. Oh Edit Or even when it's not cold!
latter day saint Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 realy don't think you should be telling the forum about your relationship problems btf
bridge too far Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 realy don't think you should be telling the forum about your relationship problems btf It's what I'm told, not what I know first hand (ooeeerrr missus)
Guan 2.0 Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Is there ever an instance where it is ok I think we may have found the reason for Hypos's drunkeness on valentines day! Here you go pal. not my cup of tea, but fill your boots. http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ bon appetit.
hypochondriac Posted 19 February, 2011 Author Posted 19 February, 2011 out in a bit will let you know how it goes
harvey Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 im not im considering my options for tonight thanks for the advice Are you sure...........
Dog Posted 19 February, 2011 Posted 19 February, 2011 Just treat it as dinner with your mum as usual and if anything happens then so be it. You wine, dine & '69' your mum?
badgerx16 Posted 20 February, 2011 Posted 20 February, 2011 Whats the worst that can happen? A letter from the CSA ?
latter day saint Posted 20 February, 2011 Posted 20 February, 2011 muscle strain? maybe some chaffing?
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 20 February, 2011 Posted 20 February, 2011 Whats the worst that can happen?
scotty Posted 20 February, 2011 Posted 20 February, 2011 dont know if this is relevant, but I fancied the hell out of vanessa feltz back when she was a chubbster but I lost interest when she lost the excess tonnage
SparkySaint Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 Ugly and larger women are dirtier and will try anything. Princesses don't. That is not entirely true considering the weekend I had. Lovely slim 19 year old requesting a little spanking
Pancake Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 That is not entirely true considering the weekend I had. Lovely slim 19 year old requesting a little spanking How slim was he?
Channon's Sideburns Posted 13 March, 2011 Posted 13 March, 2011 Ugly and larger women are dirtier and will try anything. Princesses don't. What he said.
Deppo Posted 13 March, 2011 Posted 13 March, 2011 Ugly and larger women are dirtier and will try anything. Except lettuce.
scotty Posted 14 March, 2011 Posted 14 March, 2011 dont know if this is relevant, but I fancied the hell out of vanessa feltz back when she was a chubbster but I lost interest when she lost the excess tonnage I'm actually getting a bit concerned here as I just realised the same applies to Fern Britton. Is there some kind of support group?
Jones91 Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 You have to roll them around in flour to find the wet bit.
Dog Posted 15 March, 2011 Posted 15 March, 2011 You have to roll them around in flour to find the wet bit. Surely a good nose can sniff out a fat birds sweaty saddle bags.
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