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[saint_stevo]

• Don't eat yellow snow
  
• Live long and prosper
  
• Shake well before putting it back in
  
• Danger w*nks are dangerous and may cause severe embarassment
  

[Badger]

• Danger w*nks are dangerous and may cause severe embarassment
  

 

Not wishing to intrude into general nature of your thread but:

 

theres a bit of a clue in the name that they might not be entirely without risk.

 

(Whatever one is)

[Johnny Shearer]

-Dont laugh whilst drinking coke. It'll go back out of your nose.

[dubai_phil]

Don't post about doing "not legal/moral" things on TMS as somebody somewhere can google what you said

[saint_stevo]

Don't post about doing "not legal/moral" things on TMS as somebody somewhere can google what you said

 

I am morally sound

[Johnny Shearer]

I am morally sound

 

In a world of your own!

[saint_stevo]

In a world of your own!

 

Whichever world you speak of, my morals are in place and guide me.

 

 

 

Weirdo

[Johnny Shearer]

Surely it depends on what you yourself define as your morals as opposed to someone else's?

[Ponty]

SS's morals are looser than Wiltshire Saint's grasp on reality.

[saint_stevo]

SS's morals are looser than Wiltshire Saint's grasp on reality.

 

Oh yes i forgot you knew me so well.....

[Ponty]

I smell sarcasm...

 

Perhaps dropping to under 50 "Would you?" threads a month would change my opinion.

[saint_stevo]

I smell sarcasm...

 

Perhaps dropping to under 50 "Would you?" threads a month would change my opinion.

 

to be fair i dont start many of them. i do comment on them tho.

 

Mila Kunis may be my next 1 tho

[Johnny Shearer]

to be fair i dont start many of them. i do comment on them tho.

 

Mila Kunis may be my next 1 tho

 

Out of 10 I'd give her one.

 

RAH!

[TopGun]

Not wishing to intrude into general nature of your thread but:

 

theres a bit of a clue in the name that they might not be entirely without risk.

 

(Whatever one is)

 

I think Stevo may be referring to times when having a chug in your own (and parent's) house as a 16 year old when mums have the unfailing ability to march into your private domain at a climatic moment without knocking on the door with some silly instruction like "get your lazy arse out of bed"!

 

Cue frenzied duvet cover up of porn mag and sleep pretence.

[saint_stevo]

I think Stevo may be referring to times when having a chug in your own (and parent's) house as a 16 year old when mums have the unfailing ability to march into your private domain at a climatic moment without knocking on the door with some silly instruction like "get your lazy arse out of bed"!

 

Cue frenzied duvet cover up of porn mag and sleep pretence.

 

You call out for your mother and then feverishly w*nk and hope your done by the time she comes into the room

[mynameisthehulk]

Match sticks make excellent snooker cues for mice.

 

Snooker cues make excellent match sticks for elephants.

[scott_saints]

Don't kill people.

[SNSUN]

Don't fart in a Tube carriage. Chances are most people will feign ignorance, but there's always one nutter riding in every carriage that would smack your head in.