saint_stevo Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Don't eat yellow snow Live long and prosper Shake well before putting it back in Danger w*nks are dangerous and may cause severe embarassment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Danger w*nks are dangerous and may cause severe embarassment Not wishing to intrude into general nature of your thread but: theres a bit of a clue in the name that they might not be entirely without risk. (Whatever one is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 -Dont laugh whilst drinking coke. It'll go back out of your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Don't post about doing "not legal/moral" things on TMS as somebody somewhere can google what you said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Don't post about doing "not legal/moral" things on TMS as somebody somewhere can google what you said I am morally sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I am morally sound In a world of your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 October, 2008 In a world of your own! Whichever world you speak of, my morals are in place and guide me. Weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Surely it depends on what you yourself define as your morals as opposed to someone else's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 SS's morals are looser than Wiltshire Saint's grasp on reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 October, 2008 SS's morals are looser than Wiltshire Saint's grasp on reality. Oh yes i forgot you knew me so well..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I smell sarcasm... Perhaps dropping to under 50 "Would you?" threads a month would change my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I smell sarcasm... Perhaps dropping to under 50 "Would you?" threads a month would change my opinion. to be fair i dont start many of them. i do comment on them tho. Mila Kunis may be my next 1 tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 to be fair i dont start many of them. i do comment on them tho. Mila Kunis may be my next 1 tho Out of 10 I'd give her one. RAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Not wishing to intrude into general nature of your thread but: theres a bit of a clue in the name that they might not be entirely without risk. (Whatever one is) I think Stevo may be referring to times when having a chug in your own (and parent's) house as a 16 year old when mums have the unfailing ability to march into your private domain at a climatic moment without knocking on the door with some silly instruction like "get your lazy arse out of bed"! Cue frenzied duvet cover up of porn mag and sleep pretence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I think Stevo may be referring to times when having a chug in your own (and parent's) house as a 16 year old when mums have the unfailing ability to march into your private domain at a climatic moment without knocking on the door with some silly instruction like "get your lazy arse out of bed"! Cue frenzied duvet cover up of porn mag and sleep pretence. You call out for your mother and then feverishly w*nk and hope your done by the time she comes into the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisthehulk Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Match sticks make excellent snooker cues for mice. Snooker cues make excellent match sticks for elephants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Don't kill people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Don't fart in a Tube carriage. Chances are most people will feign ignorance, but there's always one nutter riding in every carriage that would smack your head in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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