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Not wishing to intrude into general nature of your thread but:

 

theres a bit of a clue in the name that they might not be entirely without risk.

 

(Whatever one is)

 

I think Stevo may be referring to times when having a chug in your own (and parent's) house as a 16 year old when mums have the unfailing ability to march into your private domain at a climatic moment without knocking on the door with some silly instruction like "get your lazy arse out of bed"!

 

Cue frenzied duvet cover up of porn mag and sleep pretence.

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I think Stevo may be referring to times when having a chug in your own (and parent's) house as a 16 year old when mums have the unfailing ability to march into your private domain at a climatic moment without knocking on the door with some silly instruction like "get your lazy arse out of bed"!

 

Cue frenzied duvet cover up of porn mag and sleep pretence.

 

You call out for your mother and then feverishly w*nk and hope your done by the time she comes into the room

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